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To reply to anon here >>76768669

>me 30
>gfs brother that is 44
>come to her house after 6 hours of working on my friends garden and busting my back on Sunday
>I park next to 2 other cars in front of their house
>see gfs brother in garage
>"Hi gfs brother"
>he says nothing, meh dont matter
>go inside
>realize my phone battery is 0%
>go to my car to get my charger
>he asks me if I can shift over the car a spot because his gf will come over
>"Why? I will be here only 5 minutes anyways, why can't she park there?"
>"forget it"
>he storms off
>I go lay down on the couch, wait for my gf to get out of bathroom
>he storms in
>"GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING KEYS, FUCK YOUR MOTHER I WILL SHIFT THE CAR"
>give him keys
>sit up on the couch
>"Why are you cursing me and my mother?"
>puts finger on his lips, signalling me to shush
>"SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP"
>he slaps me
>im shocked
>he slaps me again
>"I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP"
>he slaps me the third time
>I get up and start beating him the fuck up
>get on top of him and start choking him (just on the sides of neck, not on trachea don't want to crush his throat)
>"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO SLAP ME?"
>gf rushes out of the bathroom
>tells me to get off of him
>I get off
>he starts punching me
>I punch back
>gf gets in between and eats a couple of punches
>I realize that this shit is retarded and that my gf will get hurt
>go into bathroom and lock myself in
>"LOOK WHAT HE DID TO ME? HE BROKE MY TEETH" he says to his sister and his mother that rushed over
>"Aren't you a fucking victim. Always through your whole life a victim" I yell through the door
>He gets even more angry
>tries busting the door
>gets a knife and knifes few holes in the door
>he says he will kill my father and mother and that he doesn't care about going to prison
>I open the door and say "Who the fuck will you kill?"
>he realizes that I am dead serious
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>>76772059
>still wants to fight
>brother comes, wrestles him to his room
>his brother comes to bathroom, gets in my face and says "don't fucking do this in front of my mother, you hear that?"
>I get out and run away to my appartment

I only broke/sprained my right fist, he got his jaw fractured and 7 of his front teeth fell out
My gf doesn't want to break up with me, they had intervention with him about his drug abuse and his poor life choices
He is an ex heroin addict and he was in prison before. His father was in hospital so that compounded on his stress that week. I was bit brash and disrespectful to him because he continuously lies to me, steals from me and uses me to drive him around selling drugs (because his license got revoked).
He has an ex wife that he has kid with that has supervised visits.
The fucking retarded old fuck.
But meh im glad I beat the living shit out of him. Saddened I damaged him that much, and that my gf got few punches while trying to seperate us.

I won't post my body because I look like a fat dyel but Im glad I got 2 years of training under my belt and that I'm strong enough that I can break someones teeth in, even if they're old construction workers ex addicts teeth.
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>>76772059
>>76772063
cry more faggot
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white trash shit who gives a fuck
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>>76772074
you obviously do

>>76772065
im not crying
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>>76772059
Balkan by any chance?
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>>76772059
None of this happened by the way, you got bit by a dog.
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>>76772564
I can confirm.
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>>76772059
damn son
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>>76772059
If someone's got a death wish like your gf's retarded brother, you should be legally allowed to kill them
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>>76772076
Dont listen to the queers.
They are trolls.
>taps sign
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>>76773357
you need to get laid
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>>76772059
>>76772063
Which 3rd world country did this take place in?
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>>76773365
True but irrelevant
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>>76773463
America
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>>76772059
Height/weight/lifts pls? Im 5'4 130lbs i wanna be strong like you :)
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>>76772063
>>76772059
Immediately file a police report and go out of your way to get him back in prison.
Also, fuck off.
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>>76772059
low class behaviour
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what a great fitness thread, thanks for posting
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Fake and Gay.
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>>76772059
The only thing more pathetic than posting a fake story like this would be if it were actually true.
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>>76773771
Sounds true. Guy lives with his gf and mom and gfs bro in the same house. Reeks of rural faggotry.
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>>76773771
this actually sounds pretty believable if you ever spent any time around the "low incomes"
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>>76773822
Yeah it does. Especially when he mentioned the driveway parking thing and 44 year old blue collar.
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I thought the point of green text was making the store shorter.
Try this:
>the whore I’m dating has a druggy brother and we fought.
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>>76773940
kek
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>>76773463
Using hand to hand violence for conflict resolution is a white tradition anon and it's due the influence of Jews -existentially terrified of physical pain - that ushered in this era of cancerous non violence. OP has left an indelible mark on his girlfriend and her family when it comes to protecting his and they will remember this, as well the brother. No long drawn out gay passive aggressive nonsense or further drama necessary if he can bring the ex convict onto his side now that physical dominance has been established.
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>be me, 44yo brother
>see this clown park in front of my mum’s house after doing “6 hours of gardening” like that excuses everything
>tell him to move his car because my gf is coming over in 5 minutes, normal request
>he acts like I cursed his whole family for asking once, gets in my face and shoves me
>I signal him to shut up because there’s kids in the street, not because I’m scared of words
>he slaps me first. yeah, first. up close, open-handed, piece of art really
>I take one step back, he keeps going, so I defend myself. not trying to end anyone, just stop the assault
>we grapple, he starts choking me on the side of my neck like a wannabe tough guy
>I put him in a hold to get him off me and he starts screaming about “broken teeth” like a soap opera villain
>my jaw got knocked, couple teeth loosened — took me to A&E, got checked, not as dramatic as his post, but a headache none the less
>meanwhile he’s boasting online that he “broke” my jaw and turned me into a victim like he’s Rocky Balboa

fun fact: CCTV at the street shows him initiating contact. the footage doesn’t lie, unlike some greentexts
to the internet justice squad: maybe wait for both sides before crowning a king of violence

to OP: don’t come at my mum’s house looking for drama. apologise to my sister, own your shit, and stay the hell away.
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>>76772059
>"GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING KEYS, FUCK YOUR MOTHER I WILL SHIFT THE CAR"
>he slaps me thrice
>get on top of him and start choking him (just on the sides of neck, not on trachea don't want to crush his throat)
>"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO SLAP ME
>go into bathroom and lock myself in
>he says he will kill my father and mother and that he doesn't care about going to prison
>I open the door and say "Who the fuck will you kill?"
>don't fucking do this in front of my mother, you hear that
>I get out and run away
So what kind of effeminate thirdie are you? Pajeet, chink, slav?
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>>76772063
>OP didn't end it with the first punch
DYEL faggot, get what you deserve
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>>76772059
The atrocious manner in which you wrote this makes me believe, without doubt, that you are all some blend of eastern europoor mudslime savages.



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