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Final Destination: Gym Edition 10/28/25(Tue)16:33:15 No.76773043

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Final Destination: Gym Edition Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)16:33:15 No.76773043 Archived

(you)'re in final destination, (you)'re about to die in the gym, how does it happen?
>dumbbell flys
>woman sits on my face and snaps my spine

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)16:34:09 No.76773046

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)16:34:09 No.76773046

>>76773043
Squatting 2pl8s on my first day while wearing jean shorts and flip flops.

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)16:35:51 No.76773056

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)16:35:51 No.76773056

>>76773046
lol, I got the meme

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)16:36:39 No.76773059

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)16:36:39 No.76773059

>>76773043
>he moved his head out of the way
>put his arms up
>didn't take a long sniff at the moment ass made contact with face
What a faggot

I ignore women
10/28/25(Tue)17:11:09 No.76773190

I ignore women 10/28/25(Tue)17:11:09 No.76773190

>>76773043
If a guy did this then he would skinned alive on a pike

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)17:11:33 No.76773193

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)17:11:33 No.76773193

>>76773059
Creep.

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)18:03:39 No.76773312

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)18:03:39 No.76773312

>>76773193
Faggot

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)19:21:26 No.76773510

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)19:21:26 No.76773510

>>76773043
>hit a lifetime squat pr
>everyone woman in the place turns to mire
>walk off to the showers with the supreme confidence of a god
>slip and fall on a wet spot, bash my head off the tile floor, eternal bleeding
>the last thing I see is a naked 60 year old fat man discovering my lifeless body as I fade from this earthly realm

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)22:37:40 No.76773994

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)22:37:40 No.76773994

>>76773190
if a guy faked a random bullshit video for clout, you mean?

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)22:42:11 No.76774007

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)22:42:11 No.76774007

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>>76773994
People who misunderstand my words get the pike.

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)22:43:29 No.76774010

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)22:43:29 No.76774010

>>76774007
I thought this was a comedy sketch at first but then I remembered this was an actual execution method in medieval Romania and some other places.

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)23:18:21 No.76774086

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)23:18:21 No.76774086

>>76774042
i swear i have seen this spam post before, what the fuck does this even mean????

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)23:25:44 No.76774105

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)23:25:44 No.76774105

>>76774086
Crazy lady fornicate with chinesium genitalia

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)00:27:10 No.76774177

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)00:27:10 No.76774177

>>76774007
imagine waiting for the initial insertion

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)00:31:21 No.76774189

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)00:31:21 No.76774189

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Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)00:48:35 No.76774215

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)00:48:35 No.76774215

I remember being a noob and mixing up my squat and dead lifts weight so I loaded up over 220 lbs and almost died going ass to grass but I managed to go back up with the shittiest form ever. I girl watched me do it and I could tell that her pussy became completely dry so I just gave her a little "m'lady" nod before I went and hid in the locker room. Another time I accidentally sat on the baseball cap some bald roidhead had left behind. He started screaming at me in some weird European language so once again I ran and hid in the locker room.

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)02:49:19 No.76774453

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)02:49:19 No.76774453

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Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)03:14:25 No.76774501

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)03:14:25 No.76774501

>>76774010
Not with that diameter they greased the pole too. Impaled it about to the chest level then mounted it and let gravity do the rest

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)12:48:52 No.76775629

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)12:48:52 No.76775629

>>76774501
It would suck to die that way.

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)14:36:43 No.76775967

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)14:36:43 No.76775967

>>76773043
Die doing endurance cardio (sex with hot women to failure).