>tfw that post-workout joint
Singapore has it right on druggies and drug dealers
>that tfw when that post-workout crack toke
>>76775897>>tfw that post-workout jointI don't respect drug addicts
>>76775915medical weed (so stronger than any street stuff) is legal in my cunt
>>76775934post body
whats a workout/diet regiment for getting undetectable for weed in a 15nl piss test. How fast can I get clear from quiting today, from weekly high dosage edible use?
>>76775934Said by guy addicted to tech and internet
seriously how do you quit this shit if you're a daily (read: 24/7) stoner?any time I go cold turkey I get manic and irritable and then it gets compounded by being completely unable to sleep
>>76776177Dude, as far as substance withdrawals go cannabis is a minor inconvenience. Just stick it out ya dummy. It's literally the best case scenario for how quitting a mind altering substance could go.
>>76776177As someone who has been struggling with it for years, there's not easy way out. You just gotta suffer through it and do it because you don't want to be high all the time anymore.Try to limit your use only to evenings after you're done with everything and slowly taper off.
>>76775973Best I can recommend is drink a shit load of water and burn as many calories as possible.That said weed can sit in your system for weeks so best of luck.
>>76776177gingko, omega 3s, vit c and d for brain healthcardio thc and other cannabinoids affect the same receptors that give you runners high
>>76775897total weed junkie death
>>76775934bro I'm not addicted I just need to smoke every day or I'm eternally pissed off
>>76776195People say that but it was so much easier to quit drinking then to quit smoking. In my town I can't go anywhere without driving by at least 3 weed stores.>>76776177Start by cutting back. Don't wake and bake. Then don't smoke until noon. Then don't smoke until 4. Then don't smoke until 9. By then you're pretty much in control and can either quit or just not be a total stoner dude bro.After 6 months quit that's what I do. It's hard to resist when an ounce of pretty decent weed is only $40 which is ridiculous.For me at least I think it's semi helpful. I was trying to get a shrink to put me on some ADHD medicine but they're lazy niggers so I have to self medicate with muh weed.
>>76776177You have to go on vacation or a week work trip where you don’t have access to any. It sucks the first week then just throw away all your vape, tools, glass, etc.
>>76775897for me it's the post-workout cigarette
>>76776412i used to smoke every day then i just stopped over night when i moved back in with my aparents for a while. no cravings, no irritability, no problems eating, no problems sleeping, nothing. life was exactly the same except i just didnt smoke in the evenings anymore. didnt start smoking when i moved out again either. i will smoke every once in a while now but dont really enjoy it that much anymore so dont really bother, have maybe done it 2 or 3 times in the last year. in conclusion, smoking weed had no real impact on my life and im happy i had the experiences i had with it. sounds like you're just a pussy who's too scared to try it and is making excuses to justify your inability to step out of your comfort zone.
>>76776760>in conclusion,ngmi
>>76776760>Bro weed is no big deal that's why you're a loser if you don't smoke!Get a load of this retard.
>hey dude, congrats on that new PB, let's hit this blunt to celebratewhat do?
>>76775934yeah, but enough about roids
>>76776935used to come home to my lady after gym sessions smoke with her then fuck and make crazy dinners and watch game of thrones. best time of my life miss that little puerto rican / italian mutt
Kekke spam , he doesn’t do weed
>>76775897Surely nobody is still smoking instead of vaping herb, right? I thought that was the real secret to mastering a health high. Then sketchy concentrate carts from sketchy places with inconsistent smells, tastes, and colors popped up and everybody became a fucking zombie to those. Now, inexplicably, everybody is on THC seltzers. Get a Pax.>>76775934You better not be drinking that morning coffee, hypocrite.>>76776177Ounce of prevention is a pound of cure. Don't become a daily stoner.>>76776935Marry that girl.
>>76776935>nah, I'd rather just fuck
>>76775897Anyone else get kinda gay when they're high?Asking for a friend
>>76777481You either need to quit smoking weed or quit lying to yourself about your secret gayness.
>>76775973thc is fat soluble, so for MONTHS afterwards, if you are burning fat, it will be detectable in your urine and blood.Essentially you want to be sedentary as fuck, and not sweating or being active at all, on the days that you are being tested.And eating above surplus for a day or two beforehand so you are not burning fat.
>>76776177I was a daily smoker for 15 years. Here's what I did>I smoked 3 joints per day>I started making the last joint of the day smaller gradually>eventually it would be so small I might as well not smoke it>start smoking 2 joints per day, BUT the joints are a bit bigger than usual>do the same shit to the last joint of the day (make it smaller)>continue until you only smoke 1 small joint per day>then you stop smoking altogether>buy CBD oil and take that shit before bedNow I only smoke on Saturdays and my life is way better. I actually appreciate weed now, instead of it just being part of my routine.
>>767761772 things are the only thing that will help long term:rehab or jailI literally went to rehab for weedharm reduction helps but I had to be in a completely different environment and in a situation where i had no access to weed at allbeing in a controlled environment with a daily schedule to keep your mind busy while your mind is freaking out helps a lotI stayed sober for 9 months and relapsed because i was in a horrible living situation and had no money thats when i realized you can stay sober if you go back to the same environment/situation you were smoking to escape from in the first placeThen I got arrested and went to jail for 2.5 YearsIn terms of rehabilitation I preferred it over rehab because I was around hardened criminals instead of annoying drug addicts, so there was a lot more respect and consequences for poor behavior You ran your own program and I focused my time on reading books, working out, and finding ways to make money I event taught myself how to speak spanish by studying Spanish for 4-6 hours a day during lockdowns It wasn't until about a year passed that my brain began to feel normal again.Quitting is the easy part, reprogramming your mind thats been fucked up for years is the hard part.I've been sober about 3 years nowSometimes I wanna smokebut I like having my brain and my personality back I like being confident, clear-headed, and motivatedI like being able to talk to beautiful women wherever I go instead of getting high being in my own world I like not having mental problems.
>>76777629>>I smoked 3 joints per daybut what if you smoke way more than thatI go through like 4-5g a day
>>76775897Weed is for Niggers
>>76777471fucking whilst high is one of the best experiences I've had, I once hooked up with this 5/10 skinny tinder whore and we took a load of shrooms and then she blew me. It was fucking weird and awesome
>>76775897Used to smoke as a preworkout, the lifts and pump were amazing.Ran out, started to get weirded out smoking with some friends and their energies, and thought I'd cut down. Just never got around to getting more, I don't miss it either.
>>76775897>post-workout>not pre-workout>smoking>not ediblesgetting a good pump while high feels like I'm cooming I'm cooming at the gym I'm cooming on stage hyayeuyeuah I'm cooming day und night I'm cooming inside of my big ugly mexican maid when I'm 65 years old
>>76775897Post body>spoiler: he wontDrugs are for degen faggots.
>>76778818i was the skinny whore
>>76778756That doesn't really matter, the process will just take longer.
>>76776177good gravy how much are you smoking that you get manic without it? i smoke a lot and thats never happened to me.
>>76778756> 4-5g a dayfucking hell that would take me a week or more to go through
>>76775897Based weedanon
>>76775934>drinks 400 mg of caffeine a day
>>76779546If the only way you can defend something is to claim the people shitting on it are something you think is just as bad/worse it's an inherently bad thing
>>76779563Actually, I could post studies on the health benefits (especially to the brain) of consuming cannabis. So I have multiple options to choose from.
>>76779563coping about it won't change the fact that your addiction is dogshit too lil guy
>>76775973>>76776212 will using creatine supplements cause me to retain weed contaminates for longer? I run about 15 miles a week, could this off set the hypothetical increased retention if that's a thing?
>>76779563Who said im defending weed. Just making fun of your likely retarded definition of “drug”
>>76775934that's fine because I'm guessing you're such a freak not even actual drug addicts respect you anyway.
>>76775897I think I saw you behind the dumpster at CVS op, you do you I guess. I am not black.
>>76775897I want to get back into smoking weed but I would only do (and enjoy) it if they could bring back the 2010 genetics.They ruined weed by prioritizing THC content. THC doesn’t affect you in the same way without the other shit in weed which has almost entirely been bred out. They all work together to deliver the high. Straight THC isn’t the way. And the could have still achieved these absurd %’s like 40% THC while still having the right ratio of CBD and what not.What I may do is just buy CBD flower and mix it with some like 25% in various ratios and see how it works. But it will never be the 2010 mids again. Even the “dad weed” they have now isn’t it, it’s still low CBD (and other shit). It’s not a tolerance issue I spent most of my 20s smoking 30%+ up to like 5 grams a day it’s just not the same as weed was when I was a teen no matter how much of it I smoked. Because the weed isn’t the same.Someone needs to take an expedition to Thailand or wherever this shit naturally grows pick some wild cuttings and seeds cultivate some fresh genetics and re breed the 2010 era strains.
>>76781508>looked it upOkay so they do still breed strains with these ratios in mind. It’s just no one fucking wants that everyone wants the lowest cbd highest THC possible.
>>76776393are you 60 years old or something?typical boomers who think that weed is a slippery slope to injecting heroin/cocaineyouve probably never been to a party where anyone is even slightly rich in your entire lifetime
>>76781836Are you still a kid, like a 20-something?If you keep in touch with people, and reach the age where you start knowing people who got on drugs and then got off them, they will tell you straight up that the "gateway drug" meme isn't a meme at all.
>Tfw straight edge including caffeine
>>76776177physically remove yourself from environmens where you can and will smoke. example: stop buying it, stop hanging out with other stoners
>>76776177You simply hate the new sensation of not being high. You're unfortunately just an outright addict.
>>76781887the gateway drug is a complete meme, i have been around addicts and former addicts. more people i talked to tried coke after drinking, not after smoking weed. weed is a completely different feeling to meth, coke, acid, etc. i knew a kid who died 2 years after high school from alcohol mixed with oxys - never smoked weed in his life.gateway drug is a boomer meme.
>>76781887This>>76783475Disgusting cope for your faggoty estrogen plant. Your degenerate loser peers do not erase the pieces of shit everyone else knows who are 30+ smoking dope and scamming workers comp.
>>76782099>>Tfw straight edgedon't call yourself that unless you also listen to the music and go to the shows
>>76775973My wife just bought that artificial pee and it worked fine every time she's had a drug test.