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I drank sprite for the first time in 10 years.
it was refreshing and crisp
and 5 minutes later every drop of it rocketed out of my ass

does this mean i have diabetise?
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>>76777947
Why did the liquid corn syrup shoot out my ass??
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>>76777947
There's absolutely zero mechanism by which any of this could be possible. You ate something or drank something beforehand that did not agree with you, and this is just the after effect.
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>>76778021
your body is a series of tubes
if you puts something in one end of the tube and stand up, it's going to go out the other ends
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>>76778025
Yeah, nothing I said was incorrect. You have zero mechanistic knowledge of how any of the human body works.
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>>76778021
>>76778031
Stop misusing the word 'zero'.
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>>76778039
I'm sorry you're so upset. Maybe next time dont speak out of ignorance
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>>76778031
bitch, i bet you can't even do one backflip
i piss on your family
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>>76778042
>>76778041
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>>76778043
do at least 5 backflips right now if you're so great
oh wait, you can't because you're too busy practicing kissing boys
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>>76778025
topologically, your body is a torus, and everything """in""" your intestines is still on the outside
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>>76778059
but i'm a Pisces!
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>>76778059
my body is a Möbius strip. checkmaye biology
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>>76778059
so i didn't really eat a bag of oreos, i'm just next to them
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>>76777947
We need significantly more context, we can’t tell you what happened just from that. I can almost assure you though that the diarrhea wasn’t from the Sprite.
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I ha0pen to have the perfect image for this thread
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>>76780852
Lol
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>>76777947
I drank Nesquick for the first time in 10 years.
it was refreshing and sweet
and 5 minutes later every drop of it rocketed out of my ass
does this mean i have lupus?
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>>76777947
>sprite
Sorry op, I can't help, I'm not black



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