Tick tock coomers.
>>76781243No Nut November is silly. I did that in college and ended up fucking two chubby/fat srat girls
>>76781540>No Nut November is sillyThat's fine, that's all this is suppose to be. A dumb challenge for fun.
>>76781540>No Nut November is silly>I stopped jacking off and had sex with two girls within a month
>>76781579once you lose your virginity, you realize that quality is far more important than quantity
>>76781540It's the last NNN that's happening in our lifetime so you might aswell do it one last time.
I TAKE THE PLEDGEsee you in one month
>>76781601w-why?
>>76781243>less than 5 hours hereiam scared bros.
>>76781243I wish I had a the libido that would make this challenge a problem.
>>76781724state enforced nutting after the demoncrats coup Trump. but not the fun kind, its only gay nutting. daily.
>>76782309He's gonna send ICE to suck us off?
Nobody actually does this right?
>>76782313sir are those immigrant seeds in ur balls hold still while we check
>>76782273you are not alone in this abyssal darkness. i am here, and we shall face the chasm as brothers.
>>76781243As a virgin pushing 40, how do I succeed at NNN? Fapping is pretty much the only way I can feel intimacy, and I often comfort myself by imagining my waifu. There's also a lot of porn that fits my peculiar tastes (bitches going ham on in-shape men), I'm not sure if I feel comfortable deleting it all.I'm just so fucking lonely bros, porn and masturbating are windows into a world that doesn't want me.
>>76781243I'm up to three days already. Been fighting with myself over doing it today just to start the counter at zero or maintaining momentum.This is a rough challenge. It really hits home just how regular an occurrence whackin' it has been throughout my life.
>>76782348I am a God-fearing Christina, but I do think you would benefit seeing a sex therapist or a hooker
>>76782348You just don't. >>76782353God speed brother keep at it.
>>76782348>40>still doing memes made for childrenYou need to grow up and stop doing meme shit. Go put on your big boy pants and live a life now. Or stop complaining because nothing will change if you keep believing in this type of shit
>>76781243>tfw live in new zealandenjoy a nut for me brothers
>>76782384>not jacking off and watching porn for a month is a meme for kids !!and shalom to you too, rabbi
>>76782384>I've been doing the same shit for 40 years and I'm expecting different results!Don't you have another thinly veiled coomer thread to clog up the catalog with? Try keeping your hands out of your pants for 5 seconds Ranjeet.
>>76782348>how do I succeed at NNN?Taper in the preceding months. See you next year.
THATS ITMY FINAL FAP IS BEHIND MEPENIS WE WILL MEET AGAIN IN 30 DAYS.
>>76782761>PENIS WE WILL MEET AGAIN IN 30 DAYSDude you have me crying in laughter over here. Well said.
I’m scared my penis would shrink if I don’t nut in a whole month
>>76782348>As a virgin pushing 40How does this happen? Are you a Quesimodo looking freak of nature? Do you smell a pile of corpses? What went so terribly wrong in your life that in 40 years walking this Earth no woman has ever touched your dick?
AAAAAAHHHHH ITS ALREADY BEEN 13 HOURS AAAAHHHH I WANT TO JERK OOFFF AAAAAHHHHHHHHH LEEEET ME OUTTTTTTTT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>76781243are the anti-nofap crusaders that visit every single nofap thread real people or just bots?
>>76783488>everyone who disagrees with me is a botLook, exercising self control and quitting porn are fine goals. I've got nothing to say about that. But all the mystic pseudo-science should absolutely deserves to be called out. Not masturbating isn't going to turn you into a pussy slaying Chad with clear skin, good hair, and the inner calm of enlightenment. You might get so horny you hit on a fat chick and maybe get lucky. You might also get so horny you stick your dick in a jar of mayo. Results not guaranteed.
>>76783426Imagine your typical day where you don’t get laid, that’s our lives every day.
If you're thinking about it, Do something else If you have nothing else to do, Do a set of conditioning exercise until failure You will make it to December, soldier
I'm in. Fapped to too many trannies recently.
>>76783379You'll still be getting morning wood, and it'll be better quality wood.
Almost survived day one bros. wagmi
>>76783426>How does this happen?I don't want to have sex without love. No one loves me, so I don't have sex. It's as simple as that. I'm average looking face-wise, I lift weights and have a decent body (DYEL by here's standards, but amazing for where I live).I just never put myself in situations where I could meet women. I work from home. I don't go to church or any other social activities. I don't have any friends outside of the internet. I don't keep in touch with my family, nor do I live near them. My only interactions with other humans is shitposting on 4chan or random interactions in online video games, and it has been for the last 18 years.
>>76784114>Almostkek