>the average /fit/ poster gets mogged by a varbie pumpkinlol, lmao even
>>76781592fact is I'm 48 and have never smelled a hot woman's ass48 and still merely imagining the smell.
>>76781622it smells like sweat and, if you're unlucky, a little bit of poop
>>76781638one imagines that the poop of a hot woman isn't all too unpleasant olfactorily speaking
>>76781645We all shit the same.
>>76781673I am a fat, old, ugly, hairy incel. Do you claim that the butt crack of, say, Sidney Sweeney is equally as offensive as mine, smell-wise?
My wife has a similar ass, albeit less muscle I was never a big ‘ass man’, it kinda became a trend at some point, but back when I met her… liking big asses was kinda uncommon. I didn’t pick her for her ass..But then after years of being bombarded with big ass thot pics on fit, I started getting more and more into it until I would browse all the ass threads on gif and it basically became a fetish for meAll of a sudden I started doing a lot more ass groping, and after 10 years of never having had her ‘face sit’ me, now we do it every single sexy time, for like 20 mins with me eating her pussy until she can’t take it and then switching over to eating her assI feel like fit brainwashed me into being an ass eaterBut yeah it smells clean, and tastes neutral, more neutral than pussy most of the time anyway
>>76781707imagine the fucking smells you're experiencing lol
>>76781707>closeted gay white guy copies black people and becomes straightkek
>>76781622Stick your finger in your assSmell itCongrats, you now know what woman ass smells like
>>76781592WHO
>>76781781>incel copethere is no way that hot blonde Goddess from the gym has as smelly an ass as mine, simply impossible.
>>76781696Assuming same hygiene that's exactly what I am claiming.
>>76781762Honestly I fucking love squirting like half a bottle of lube all over her pussy and ass and then she just slips around and grinds the fuck out of my face I wait until she’s ready to burst and then two fingers inside makes her gush and squirt all over my faceNot gonna lie, it’s pretty great
>>76781796pussies smell kinda gross tho
>>76781789You're a 48 year old fat old ugly hairy incel who's never smelled a woman's ass by your own admission. I am none of these things (maybe a tad hairy) and smell my wife's ass constantly. Trust me on this one. May not be the answer you wanted, but I'm telling you ass smells like ass. Yours may smell MORE like ass, but it all smells like ass>>76781800You may just be gay brother I'm sorry
>>76781818does ur wife's ass really stink as gross as a man's ass??
>>76781790bold of you to assume that
>>76781800Wtf
>>76781839kinda fishy and musty
>>76781622Virgins need to understand a women doesnt smell pleasant unless they are freshly washed. Even if they lounge around they eventually shit or pee and then wear tight fitting clothes that let bacteria proliferate and make it smell worse.
>>76781843
>>76781843>>76781846I fell hard for the brapp meme, litterally all I could think about was smelling a girls asshole when I would see a hot girl. So I was at starbucks one day playing on my laptop after the gym and this really cute blonde in sweaty workout clothes comes in and just heads straight for the bathroom. It was one of those unisex ones they have. She went in and must have stayed for 5 or 6 mins. I just kept picturing her ass as she walked right by me and what she must be doing in there. anyway she finally came out and made it a point to close the bathroom door behind her ocmpletely. She walked out without buying anything and just left I guess. Sooo I quickly got up and went to the bathroom and opened the door. I was almost certain she had taken a shit in there and was getting hard just thinking about it. I get inside and flip the light on and close the door and smell hits me like a literal brick. I thorught that wqas just a saying but its true. THe smell actually made me step back. It was like a mix of spoiled garbage and vinegar. It was terrible. In my mind i just kept imagining her wallking ass and then what it would look like if she were shitting on the toilet etc. I went over to the bowl and bent down and sniffed and i kid you not i almost threw up. It was extremely strong. I pulled my pants down and tried to get hard to masterbate or something but there was no way. I just washed my hands and left.so let that be a warning to you, the brap stuff is fun to talk about but never ever ever meet your heros.
>>76781855Braplog 103125
>>76781821how many different ways would you like this stated? ass smells like ass
>>76781592The average blk boi has the exact same physique
>>76781984I'll take that as a 'yes'. Gross. Imagine having an aging hag at home whose ass stinks like a man's ass LMAOmen truly cuck themselves
>>76782007>men truly cuck themselves>fact is I'm 48 and have never smelled a hot woman's ass>I am a fat, old, ugly, hairy inceltruly
I have thoroughly licked out 3 different women’s asses. When I say thoroughly, I mean like I was clearing a yogurt pot of all traces of yoghurt with my tongue and maybe I got lucky, but none of them were gross or tasted or smelled at all
>>76781592
>>76781592Wow
>>76781592women taking exogenous male hormones and bodybuilding (increasing male hormones) are tranniesyou are attracted to trannies
Helll yeah lets workout.
yes
>not getting a quick pump before going out just to make dyel dudes maldMogged a waiter pretty hard the other day. A blonde pretty boy type. He was so proud of his 14" baby guns that he had his sleeves rolled up. He started rolling them down the moment he entered our isle and saw me casually fixing my hair lmao.
>>76781592I'm not convinced that's a woman
>>76784444I would look like that too if I was on steroids.
>>76781843>then wear tight fitting clothes that let bacteria proliferate and make it smell worse.This is an enormous problem in today's world. There a reason cunts used to wear skirts/dresses all the time.
>>76781855Jesus... Fucking... Christ...
need a swol dwarf pocket pussy gf
>>76781707Wtf did I just read
>>76784444quadronic quads of roidtroonette
>>76781592Someone sauce me up whats here name?
>>76785548Looks like Dani Speegle
>>76781673Not true. It's all awful but some shit is absolutely horrendous
>>76781622ass smelling is a faggot psyop so
>>76781769>black people >straightblack dudes like getting their ass pussy eaten more than any woman
>>76781846Girl must have been nasty or horrible luck, as someone that has licked assholes I can tell you that if she's hygenic there should be no problem. Tastes like crotch, slightly less acidic that the puss
>>76781622It's an anus dude
>>76785889real?
weren't BRAP memes suposed to be disgusting and funny? who the fuck even thought about taking them serious when all the drawings were made with a hideous green fart around the girls>t. someone who hasn't been to 4chan since 2016
>>76786171imagine the smell of hot women's braps though, must be nice, surely
>>76786310No, it's not that good
>>76784444>not sure if photoshop or roidsstill art though. Nicely done.
>>76784444Hilariously I still outlift this tranny. It is futile for women to pursue strength.
>>76788311>tranny>womanwhich one is it, chuddy
That's a black roid monkey.As a literal former athlete, I can sense roids from a mile away, as can anyone with a pair of working eyes, your dumb boomer poster.
>>76785548Elizabeth Long
>>76781989
Most likely she's 5'1 and the minute she stops working out 5 days a week she will blow up like a balloon.
>>76781592Why do women autistically screech about unrealistic female bodies instead of taking them as an inspiration? Spics, niggers and indians improved their lives wanting to be goku and superman, they didnt cope about goku being asian or having a roided body. I cant get over how many similarities there are between women and down syndrome children, its unreal the human race has gone this far, but at the same time, its unsurprising that everything has gone to shit since we granted them the right to vote.
