Dr. Mike would destroy 99% of this board.
Doesn't matter how much you ride him, anon, his dick doesn't work.
>>76792732I'm not riding him. I just like bitter faggots like you, who hate other people being successful and better than you
>>76792739>immediately outs themselves starting a troll threadlmao, took the bait even though you started a troll thread. not very smart
>>76792748Nta but if only a retard wpuld try to have a genuine duscussion here, aren't pretty much all threads bait threads? Havnt they always been. Same people bumping the same content to the top time and time again
>>76792726>Walk away at a brisk paceI'll be fine anon. He'd gas out before catching me after a minute.
I would knee him in the chin goodnight
>>76792739Fuck off, mike
>>76792726thats what jews do, they destroy things
jidf kike
I would say no homo and he would recoil in fear
He weighs 250 lean at 5'3 so he would absolutely wreck most normalfaggots
>>76792726he wouldnt.Dude's pure strength and power all you gotta do is play his game till his fatass gasses out
>>76793424>lean
>>76792903* Dr. Mike
>>76793429He got his stomach fat/bloat surgically removed so now he can pretend he is in good shape
>>76792726how disgusting it would be to have to roll with this guy at a bjj gym. disgusting
>>76792732A lot of porn guys use steroids a lot for a while to not crash their test actually. Obviously with coke liquor and dick pills, a lot of them die of heart attacks.
>>76792726Mr. Mike*
>>76792732Fpbp
>>76792726>Dr
>>76792726one front kick in the chin and he's sleeping for the night.
>>76793582that's not how getting in shape worksif anything the sudden loss of fat raises his risk of a heart attack
>>76792726We all know mike is a shameless homo, but is he a top or a bottom?
>>76792726>BJJ>Just stand up Yeah... I feel comfortable with my Kyokushin background
>>76792726I think I could take him. His cardio is dogshit and him being jewish makes me skeptical of the validity of his black belt>>76794580Good troll post
>>76792726Lol, im sure OP loves being manhandled by hairy jews. On the other hand if some dwarf with shoulders hairier than his dome tried to grapple me, I would proceed to knock him unconscious and continuing to pound bits of his wet skull fragments into the earth.
>>76794605Hello saar. DO NOT REDEEM IT!!!
>>76794611Pathetic, I dont understand your faggotty meme, I guess the implication being im Indian, but nope still white, so didnt work, nice try though. What other memes you got autismo? Maybe you can quote your favourite tik tok next?
I missed all the Solomon drama and wondered wtf was going on in the comments section of his latest videos. Bunch of DYEL brainlets that have never even read a thesis in their lives legitimately telling him to release an apology video because his thesis wasn't ground breaking enough and the university not prestigious enough. Christ when did the lifting scene become a brood of drama obsessed hen-peckers. Zyzz didn't die for this.
>>76792726Yeah martial arts is a whole different game when the opponent is so big they can tank a lot of what would normally work vs the typical martial artist who only does athletic movements.
>>76792726based chad mike
>>76792726I'm a practitioner of a far superior style.You do not stand a chance against KJJ, Mike!
>>76793816>posted it again award
>>76792726In BJJ, maybe. I question his black belt considering his cardio sucks and grappling is exhausting. In any other martial art, I doubt it. He'd get starched in his weight class in wrestling, MMA, boxing, whatever.>>76793424I think a normal sized guy at 180+ would beat him in most things other than BJJ.>>76794638 Fit has always been about drama, Zyzz was a drug addled male stripper, he'd be a massive drama queen.
>>76792726Delusional Jew jit siu only works on retards
>>76794603
>>76794731And still not enoughSad!
>>76792726Nah, I know a few -70kg blue belts who'd easily put him to sleep on the mats and actually murder him in a real fight. He has a pitty black belt and that's a shame for BJJ as a whole. The guy who graduated him and every dude who graduates people who aren't good enough are pretty much killing the martial art and turning it into a meme like karate or Aiki. Also, Mike is pretty weak for a life long roider who's supposedly a master at physical training. Oh and he's a manlet who'd get murdered by a normal sized striker as well.
>heh... nothing personnel, Mr Mike
>>76793687I don't doubt they do, but why would fucking women crash their test?
>>76794624You must be shitting so much rn, pajeet.
>>76794624can you curse vishnu for us?
He's awful at bjj. Start at 1:20 to see him roll with a total beginner.https://youtu.be/4yBIgbZqAaU
>>76792726No ones falling for your bullshit anymore Mr. Mike
>>76794638Did you miss the part where he publicly lied about the thesis being an early draft and forged a fake "final" version? That's psychotic behaviour
>>76796167>total beginnerEither that guy has crazy good instincts or (more likely) he isn't a total beginner. You can tell from the little things, like how he lifts his leg in bottom side mount to prevent Mike from moving into full mount. Also his general movement doesn't look like someone who hasn't tried this before.
>>76796362Closest thing hes done is football. Still doesn't excuse Mike's shit tier wrestling. That isnt brown belt level. Also how the hell does he get through an hour long class with that cardio? Not to mention wrestling at all after getting blood eagled.
most of the heat he's getting is because he's a jew and I love itone in every five comments is "PHD promised to him 3000 years ago" or calling him Mike Israelwaiting for his tearful video about all of this anti semitism and Greg having to come out against the Jews in more force
>>76796477Mike's cardio (and general athleticism) really is comically badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60vVC-L-KBY
>>76796629It was comedic seeing him tell two people healthier and most aesthetically pleasing about how he lifts for aesthetics not performance.
>>76794731Fuck off, Mike
>>76792726He has no offensive wrestling whatsoever, in any of the footage I've seen of him (including his competition footage from years ago)He can barely walk or move his limbs around, so I'm not convinced he could take me down, and him being 5'5 I could jab him in circles until he tired with total impunityDoes anybody have any footage of him rolling where he actually scored a takedown? I cannot picture him shooting a double at all, I think his knees would cave
More footage of Mr black belt Mike rolling and getting tapped 7:00https://youtu.be/BpAlui57bFs
>>76792726first time i heard of this guy is when he got exposed for having a bullshit phd. someone read his dissertation and fucking shredded it for how incompetent it is
>>76792726
Yes
>>76797495>He can barely walk or move his limbs aroundThis is always the case with copers who are always saying>flexibility is all genetics>it's useless to stretch>I'd rather just do full motion warm upThen cope forever about not being genetically flexible. These are all things he has actually said multiple times over the years.
It seems like the easiest litmus test for gauging whether someone is a narcissist or not is seeing how they engage with ChatGPT. This nigga cried because ChatGPT told him it couldn't wait to meet him
