Seriously.I've been doing MMA for 6 years now, and boxing for 7 years, so I could.And lifting for 4 years. 6'2 and 190 lbs.I'm incredibly fast and just as reactive. I would just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him, and then punch him in the face. I will not let loose, one mistake and the gorilla in done for. Of course as always, some incels from here will think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower my friends, and second of all it's not with your dyel bodies that you will ever accomplish anything.Any man who have trained whatsoever can beat a gorilla with a knife. Bare hand doesn't have to be more complicated, it's just a question of method.
>>76792934Really great points anon and probably the best argument i’ve read on here. Personally i wouldn’t try a gorilla but a lion is something i think is manageable.
>>76792934yeah good luck with that anon, can't wait to see you on the news>local retard gets anally raped trying to fight gorillas in a zoo
>>76792934I read the title as "I think I could eat a gorilla" and honestly I think that's a more interesting premise.Anyway, everybody already knows the best way to btfo of a gorilla is to explain electricity to him.
>>76792953Gorillas have notoriously tiny penises, just because their testosterone is naturally high doesn't change the fact that they share roidtroon fate kek.
>>76792990who said you're getting raped with a penis, that fist is going straight up your ass mach 12
>>76792995Same as with roidtroons, gorillas are notoriously sluggish and an advanced fighter could easily dodge it a few times and bash its head in with a rock.
>>76793000>gorillas are notoriously sluggishyou have no idea what you're talking about lmao
>>76793004Cope cuck, it's trivial to beat a gorilla.
>>76793013well, have fun then
>>76793015I'm not OP, and don't enjoy killing animals, but just so you know, I was the guy who put harambe down and I'm not a tiny bit sad about it.
>>76792934I believe in you bro, fuck that gorilla nigger up
I think the issue is more the concussion part, rather.Let's say you have the motor skills of a ballet dancer parkour breakdancing gymnast and dexterity required to dodge a wild/captive animal (you allegedly trained to fight people, I don't know how many rounds of gorilla sparring you have). That you could dodge someone like prime Yoel Romero for 5 rounds, going ballistic now and then, while growing claws and fangs and having trained all his life to use them kung fu style.Can you punch and kick hard and certain enough to cause it to go down? Can you beat his lack of brain (probably not as lose and floaty on the cranium), cranium shape, odd skull and facial muscles, shoulder trap and neck muscles, the whole muscle, bone and connective tissue structure really. Do you know where to hit it? Can you get it and keep the distance while it goes ape shit on you? (probably not the eyes until it can't see because of the brow bridges and skin thickness but eye pokes could work, not the balls because you'll have to hit from the back itc, spine is the same plus physique, not the wind pipe because it's hard enough to get the chin without getting mauled with this no neck cunt. And the chin is tucked behind muscle and teeth and locked in place by muscle and tendons, so it's a hard get.)And the thing is going to keep going and eat punches. If not from the start, once it knows you can't bring him down in one go. So you'll have to hit always from the sides, while outreaching a blind claw swing thrown at you each time.It'll chuck shit. Raise dust and dirt from the ground. Scream and intimate the whole time. Throw tree trunks and stones. It'll do wonky stuff like barrel rolling towards you, too. Are tou ready do use your brain to out dirty this thing? At what point you aren't doing it bare handed? Because if you throw dirt on it's eyes that's not your hand, but it may be a good idea.I'm not saying you can't. I just want someone to record a win.
>>76793021Yes, I may be on the spectrum and I'm a Baki fan. How did you know?
>>76792934I think I can take him 50% of the time with a knife or 90% with a machete.
>>76792934The only issue i see with defeating a gorilla is its fangs. Id have to use uppercuts and hooks. Im sure it wpuld scurry off after one good shot anyways so definitely would try to square up first and let him swing first or i think they often just rip and bite while grappling. Most predator animals however can withstand quite high falls so i wouldnt be able to hold back like I do in sparring.
At some point people will go on a gorilla killing spree and make them extinct because of an internet meme
>>76792934Im not gonna just let the gorilla eat me alive while i try and run away or climb up a tree
>>76792934Maybe your retard strength would give you a chance, OP
>>76792934No offense but I'm 6'4" 220 lbs and I'm a twig, not even out if DYEL. I cannot conceive of how insanely small you'd have to be at 6'2" 190 lbs. Generally I don't consider anyone under 240 lbs to be any kind of threat at all, at your weight, and I'm genuinely curious, do you even lift weights? You must be a skeleton. Then again I have terrible body dysmorphia and even though I can 2/3/4/5 I consider myself exceptionally weak, but the point remains.
people should read the accounts of when Romans encountered Gorillas
>>76792934anon, I'm not going to even mention the strength and weight difference. considering you're victim weight.you know, gorillas bite when fighting. 1300lb bite, that will snap your bones.
>>76794435>Roman accounts of Gorillasonly known account, Hanno of Carthage>In its inmost recess was an island similar to that formerly described, which contained in like manner a lake with another island, inhabited by a rude description of people. The females were much more numerous than the males, and had rough skins: our interpreters called them Gorillae. We pursued but could take none of the males; they all escaped to the top of precipices, which they mounted with ease, and threw down stones; we took three of the females, but they made such violent struggles, biting and tearing their captors, that we killed them, and stripped off the skins, which we carried to Carthage: being out of provisions we could go no further.
>>76794453basically, they thought they were people but they were so violent they couldnt be controlled
>>76792934Alright, but will you?
>>76794465yeah. basically no anon is taking a gorilla in a fight. even with a knife, or a machete. you might hurt it with them, but it will kill you.maybe a /fit/izen could take it with a spear if they got lucky. but I think in a 1on1 fight with any weapon that is not a rifle or slugged shotgun or bear pistol, you're dead
>>76794892well, that settles that then
>>76794892>two swings >barely breaks you’re not helping your point also i’d fuck that dumb motherfucker up
>>76795338>aim strike>light hit>strong enough to break a coconut (roughly the same strength as your skull)
>>76795338>swingLove tap
>>76792934I know this is bait but no you can't
>>76792934While you most likely wouldn't beat a gorilla, and I don't know if any human could unarmed, neanderthals and chimps are VASTLY overestimated.
