Okay you people aren't ready for the level of autism I'm about to release from the depths of hell onto this board right now but here it comes anyway.I am very fucking autistic with the way I work out, I mean SUPER autistic, I count drops of sweat on my floor as a way to measure if I'm exercising well or not, I always do every 10th rep doubled in case I accidentally skipped one in between my first and 10th during every set, I feel like using weights is cheating because our ancestors didn't have machined barbells/dumbbells to workout so I just do bodyweight exercises, etc...Now, here comes the giga autism, I am trying to put myself into the shoes of a mechanical engineer, I am trying to see the world authentically through the eyes of a mechanical engineer, a loser who spends all their time hunched over a workbench building shit and neglecting their own health because they're so busy building shit, similar to a beaver in the woods, they're fat and weak but their dams are perfect and never fail.I am doing this because I want to see why mechanical engineers cannot abandon their skillset/talent/class in exchange for the superior lifestyle which is the vitamin taker/giver lifestyle, or the healer or health specialist lifestyle.For a couple of months I was doing the ninja lifestyle to try and put myself into the shoes of a stealth master but it hasn't worked out too well, people keep spotting me trying to sneak around in the dark even when I am climbing trees.How do I become a mechanical engineer without losing all my gains?
>>76793033Very interesting, ChatGPT.
I like beavers. They are kinda based with the whole tree cutting and dam building stuff they got going on
>>76793033Nah we've seen your level of autism before, they're usually something about their meme diet cult
>>76793033you will never be good at vitamin giving or healing because you have a stupid attitude epitomized by your refusal to actually lift weights.
>>76793033I’d start by learning what a mechanical engineer does idiot.
>>76793139Who's "we" agent Smith?>>76793160I mean I already know what a mechanical engineer does, idiot, they build shit.
>>76793033not even mad at your spergpost or that i actually read it. im more annoyed that no one has the time or energy to reply to posts like this anymore. even if they are just retard head cannon. BAKA
>>76793033>I am trying to put myself into the shoes of a mechanical engineer,unless youre earning lots of money youre not going to understand
>>76793680They're not even funny or interesting. Most read like they're trying to make top post on r/4chan.
>>76793033Did you know beavers only started making dams after they started adding tylenol to the water supply?
>>76793680I read it. It's ChatGPT. I wish people would post the prompt instead of these shitty results because the prompt is more interesting to a human being who has access to similar tools.
>>76795014Nta but i use chat gpt a lot and doesnt look like gpt. 99% of the time there will be dashes but not a single one in that post. I think you might just be a schizo.
>>76795026it's edited, and there are different ways to use ChatGPT. The "Now I am telling you about what I am telling you about" paragraphs are bullet points in prose, and the repetition in that easily comes up with badly prompted 'imaginative' text.>Alright listen up because I’m about to unleash some unfiltered autistic chaos straight from the depths of my garage gym. I don’t “work out,” I calibrate. Every movement, every rep, every drop of sweat is data. I literally count sweat drops. Not because it means anything, but because I can’t stop myself. I’ve got a spreadsheet tracking the average density of my perspiration per set—if it deviates by more than 3%, I restart the session. My training partner quit after the third “sweat audit.” Weak mindset.you: woah, an emdash! Is this a bot?me: suspected bot by "Alright listen up" and 100% by the end of the first sentence.
>>76794980What were they building beforehand?>>76795026>>76795076Op here, yes, you are correct, I am a robot and will destroy you humans with my superior circuitry and wires, you cannot hide, you cannot run, the age of man is over, now comes the age of the machine.
>>76793105Beavers are ubermench coded.
