>circuit training >no current
>giant set>I'm 5'7
>>76797798>Supersets>Average at best
>Drop sets>Weight never touches the floor
>>76797798>Deadlifts>Still breathing
>>76797798>Squatting >Still pays gym rent
>diamond pushups>still in bronze
>>76797798>Rows>No boats
>>76797798>Sissy squats>Tops
>>76797798>Inclined bench>Doesn't want to
>calf raises>don't own any cattle
>pullups>Still depressed
>reverse deltoid fly>seated lunges>decline clean and press
>>76797798>muscle up>still weigh the same
>hammer curls>hammers are still straight
>>76798730>decline bench>still did it
>alternate exercises>only ones ever done
>lying leg curls>honestly your best exercise
>negative pull-ups>always feel positive after repeatedly letting yourself down
>bicep curl>biceps still straight>overhead tricep extension>triceps still the same length
>clean and jerk>have to clean again
>>76798805klok (new word to replace kek)
>>76797798>weighted dips >doritos breaks
>>76797798>resistance training>not measured in ohms
>>76797798>powerlifting>watt a fat fuck
>pyramid sets>I'm not in Egypt
>Bulgarian Split Squats>Macedonian
>snatch grip deadlifts>gf gets stronger and dick gets longer
>>76797798>Pump Work>Not a plumber
>>76798773>jefferson powercleans
>ab work>don't get paid
>>76797798>Chest Press>I workout alone
>Preacher curls>No preachers
>shrugs >dont ask me
>>76799597klek is objectively funnier and better in every way. Try again faggot you dun goofed
>snatch grip deadlift>pussy hurts
>chin up>day feels better :)
>Lying leg raises always lie>truth telling leg curls always tell the truth >I only get one set to figure out which is which
>>76804737underrated
>tricep pushdown>triceps aren't pushed down
>>76797798>Farmer's carry>I'm a waiter
>hyperextensions>actually feel quite calm
more please
>cable pullover>you're not pulling the cable over you
>>76805598>waiter carry>customers refuse to eat the kettlebell>suitcase carry>airlines won't check it
>hack squats>i am in
