I am going to be going to a place soon where there are many threats, I will need to steal something valuable (it actually belongs to an old great great family member, a heirloom) the place is heavily guarded and I cannot under any circumstances be spotted.What kind of exercise routine and diet can help me become small and nimble, able to crawl through tiny vents, cracks in walls, fit into pipes to pass by patrols and search parties undetected?I know it's a very low calorie diet, I will barely be able to keep myself nourished, matter of fact it's probably best I stay malnourished so I can be more thin and nimble, and emit less body odor because the guards can smell that too.As for the exercise routine, I'm betting it's calisthenics, climbing, jumping, lots of cardio, I need to be able to jump high and run across walls and swing on ropes and stuff.What do you all think?Pic related is a ninja gun.
Watermelon. Fried chicken. Fent. Lean. Kool-aid. Jungle juice. Larry's seasoning salt. Crayfish boil. Chicken a la detergent. wear timbs. Be a public menace. Embrace your +4 racial bonus to stealth during low-light encounters. Have a negroni. Have two.
Start jogging through construction sites and back and forth by store fronts.
there really should be an age verification system to use this board
>>76799872>>76799857You guys don't get it, I'm not a petty thief, I'm a master thief and what I'm stealing is being guarded by armed mercenaries, not mallcops.
i seriously cant tell if this is just some retarded troll thread or if this was actually written by some elementary school child
>>76799901>what I'm stealing is being guarded by armed mercenariesAmazing larp. Post your halloween costume, make sure it's slutty.
Best thread on the board right now. I love you OP.
op are you a like a black ninja or a nigga-type ninja?
>>76799832I would suggest keto. When you are keto you do not feel hunger and you have stable consistent energy. It is also high protein.
