dwarfmaxxers . . . are the efforts worth it?
>>76802636The funnest thing to do to Jeff Nippard and his family would be to kidnap him, and construct an elaborate midget village in a warehouse where he and his family could live in an appropriately sized home custom built for their various deformities, in a peaceful place with all sorts of midget sized attractions and places to visit, stuff like a midget supermarket with small food stuffs and a midget car lot with little midget cars and a midget bar with tiny beer and shot glasses and liquor bottles. Then once they’ve realized they can’t escape and have settled in, I would begin coming into the midget village at night dressed like a Kaiju monster and begin destroying their midget sized world, building by building, piece by piece. I would give them midget sized conventional appliances and whatnot to potentially Macguyver into possible defenses. I would of course crush any possible defense they could imagine with my normal sized feet. They would be powerless to stop me, and I could finally experience my lifelong dream of watching all hope leave a man, a man I break by continuous, world ending torment. As his tiny hands reached toward their artificial sun set against the ceiling of what is only one ordinary sized warehouse, but to them their entire midget world, he would beg for his midget god to save him. I would answer his wailing cry with the simple statement: But Nippard, I am your god now.
>>76802636The tall guy looks like a fag. Both look like fags. If you're a manlet like me do a roguemaxx. Fuck size, become as athletic and fast as possible. Be able to run 15k with ease without stopping. Get into boxing. Get lean. Dwarfmaxxers are cringe. Roguemaxxing as a manlet gets you women. I know since I do this and still get chicks. Chicks like the rogue, not the dwarf.
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>>76802692anon this isn't a warwick davis thread
>>76802636Damn he's on high plateforms tooHe's a legit midget
>>76802636Elon Musk looking teenager
>>76802692fpbp
>>76802636I'm sick and tired of you blackpillers. You gotta work with what you got. Something is better than nothing. Comparison is the death of joy.
>>76803295They are probably dysgenic as fuck and need to feel better by bashing people that are comfortable in their own skin. If i see a short muscular guy I'd just be happy for him following the right path
>>76803478>Blackpill is wrong because.... you're ugly !!!! Literally proving their point kek
>>76803482I'm ugly as well but I don't have Schadenfreude for people that have it worse than m3.
>>76803487>If i call other uglys ugly because they're not delusional copers maybe the pretty cabbalah will accept me
>>76802891>>76802898KEK
>>76803295Look here mother fucker. I'm 6'4 225lbs of muscle and i can't even get the fat autistic chick I've been sexually harassing to fuck me. The black pill is real.
>>76803576Clearly cant outlift a shitty personality and or face
>>76803527>the pretty cabbalahdo you even read the bullshit you're writing lmao?
>>76803594I have a nice face, I get approached at least once a week. As far as personality goes I've been told I'm charming and easy to talk to. Is it just her autism? Do I need to rape her or something? This is a serious set of questions as this is lowering my self esteem.
>>76802898KLOK
>>76803786She knows you're interested and wants to keep you blue balled and giving her attention for nothing in return. Go talk to other bitches and ignore her to show that you have other options and she's bottom of the bin trash, bonus points if you talk to other girls in front of her
>>76803786>claims to be 6'4" of pure muscle>claims to be good looking>claims to be easy to talk to>can't get a fat chickYou're lying about something or have crippling autism. Or if the above IS all true, why are you talking to a fat chick?
>>76803898Autism isnt real and gets negated by physical attributes He's a larping indian
>>76803786Yes, if she's as autistic as you make her out to be just rape her and then she'll understand. Or don't catch a felony (if she's not into it) your choice bucko.
>>76803898>>76803908>>76803594>>76803576>>76803295Nah, this guy is just like nearly all the fatties in existence. Just like fatties underreport all they eat, this guy also cannot accurately gauge how ugly he is and how people are just placating him when they say he's charming.In literature it's called the unreliable narrator. Here on /fit/ it's called being a fucking delusional moron, or autistic.
>>76802636fucking hell, this is edited, right?
>>76803980no, he's a literal dwarfthe kid beside him is like 5'7''
>>76802692There is a place like this, check on yutube
Mike is 4foot 10 his words
>>76803938Cope, anon is gigachad
>5'3>aging well at 33>handsome, extremely charismatic, big dick (probably irrelevant), and (somewhat) /fit/ >bouncing between Thailand, China, and HK for my job>not exactly drowning in pussy, but hookups are easy>every now and then some qt 20-something year old will fall head over heels for meLanklets will NEVER know this feel. Conquering some young maiden despite your height, mogging all the tallfags forever. I wouldn't trade it for anything.Fucking around obviously. Tallbros are cool and I'm mirin. Btw the ultimate blackpill is that your face is the only thing that matters. If you're handsome you'll be fine, otherwise things are gonna suck.
>>76804557You will never know the feeling of conquering a girl who's 6ft4in but still has to go on her tippy toes to kiss you.Watching all 76 inches of her twitch in pleasure as you fuck her.
>>76804557I had a coworker I was crushing on for a while basically reject/friendzone me. Afterwards I found out she got together with some dude who is like, 5'5 and definitely quite a bit shorter than her. Not gonna lie I was seething. He's hot though and seems like a chill dude but nothing stings worse than getting fucked over by a chad manlet. Facemaxxing is the only hope.
Dwarfmaxx requires a long beard.
>>76802692Kek
>>76803786So what does that have to do with "the black pill"
>>76802692damn i just want him to start an onlyfans with only a blindfold and various mussel poses
>>76804652>He's hot though and seems like a chill dude but nothing stings worse than getting fucked over by a chad manlet.Kek'dTall or short you can still get women anons. Stop being blackpilled, /fit/ is mentally illStill, how short is Nippard? Actual numbers, because I feel he inflates his height by a lot. He seems like 5'
>>76802972I fucking lol'd.I think every interview he does he should have to be cradled in the Interviewers arms.
>>76804557Lol got me till I read that second part. I'm 6'2 and conventionally handsome, deftly intelligent, and I have a great dark sense of humour , if I wasnt fit and good looking I would never get pussy, and if you saw me you'd expect i get more, and I'd lie and tell you yes cause it's not the internet, where I have the courage to be honest. I cannot approach women unless im drunk, and until I know them and am no longer awkward my wit will suffer too. I get pussy because bold women approach me.Suffice to say brother there are worse things in the world than being short, and im sure just like me becoming a hunter of opportunity, you have probably learned to be a more aggressive hunter while on the prowl. So im mirin to short king. >>76802636As for OP, yes you need all the tools in your arsenal as a man in this world, and that includes strength and esthetics. Especially being of Dwarven stature. Never ever stop striving.
>>76802898Classic
>>76804146Why does joe biden look at a cooling unit as if it was a quantum computer?
>>76802791The amount of shit you have to do as a manlet to be able to barely get women, when that tall guy doesnt have to even try to get their atention
All you guys saying "women approach me." How? I'm 6'5 and every girl I've been with said good looking but the idea of women approaching is baffling.
>>76802636Not sure this is the thread for this, but I unironically like being short (5'6). I look super good after just a year of lifting, and I've never really had trouble with women; have had a long-term GF for 5 years now, we're both the same height. I've hooked up with women taller and shorter than, its really never been an issue.I love playing dwarves in DnD and other fantasy games. Just fun character archtype/aesthetic. It's weird to me to see so many people lament being short, I find it has more positives than not. Concerts can sometimes suck, but usually not an issue. Some women want tall dudes, but quite a few don't really care.
>>76805400>/fit/ is mentally illYes, that is why I'm here, for mutual sabotage and fermenting in my depression. I also enjoy going to the gym.
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>>76805932Blackpillers are as retarded and delusional as women. Unless you are Brad Pitt/Cloney/Beatles-tier bitches will NOT approach, height will certainly give you an edge but if your face/body fat/general appearance is shit your height won't be enough.
>>76806872>so short that his "friends" even use him as the shigger (short nigger) in fantasy gameslmao
>>76803786Ignoring women is unironically the best thing you can do. They hate it when you don't play by their game and will plead for you to give them a chance. Give her only enough attention that she keeps wanting for more.
Niggard isn't dwarfmaxxing cuz he isnt hardfat, growing his beard out and developing a brash, rugged personality. He's a dork trying to get an aesthetic he will never reach
>>76806872>but I unironically like being short (5'6)same height and I never had any functional problems with it, the only problems come from the perception society has over my height lol, it's dumb as fuck. I'd prefer to stay being 5'6 and for society to not make it such a big deal, but right now if increasing height was easy then I'd do it only because the benefits of "fitting in" are greater than the cons
>>76802692Jeff is not that tall but he is not 3 inches tall anon
>>76803800stop trying to make klok happen, it's gay as shit
>>76805400>how short is Nippard? Actual numbers, because I feel he inflates his height by a lot.He does.He's 5'3 tops.
>>76808016probably 5'1 or so.
>>76805932Only non-threatening guys get approached. You must look like a cereal killer
>>76807998This guy cant klok
>>76808016no way that's above 5ft
