>be me>lifting for a year>feeling comfy at gym>bantering with some of the friendly regulars>late night sesh>only a sleepy receptionist and qt3.14 around>figure good time as any to try hitting lmao2pl8 bench>do warm up sets feeling lively>babe moves over to free weights area but on the other side of building>whatdidido.gif>finally load bar>get ready to lay down>through the infinite realm of possibilities I notice the convergence of reflections in my eyes of tight shorts being devoured by a hungry butt doing dumbbell rows>FUG>concentration broken>fuck it we ball>lay down>unrack weight>it drops like 225lbs of feathers>no safeties because STAY HARD>struggle to roll of shame for a bit until I notice girl standing by head helping me lift the weight>with her help rerack weight>"gee anon that must have been pretty heavy for you">yeah haha you too>she gives me a strange look and walks away>we never acknowledge each other again
>At work the other day>Boss plans a party for one of our coworkers>Gets a custom cake, a bunch of chips and dip, cookies and some other shit>Asks me to help her carry it all in>"Anon just grab a cart and take it upstairs">No problem boss>Load all the shit on to the cart, time to get it upstairs.>Option A: take the elevator like a normie>Option B: carry the whole thing up the stairs because it's not that heavy and it'll be way faster>Easiest decision of my life>Halfway up, ez>Lose my balance>Fall backwards>Cake ruined>Chips crushed>Dip spilled>Cookies scattered>Yell out loud "HNNGG NO">Coworkers are now surrounding me because of the loud noise it made>Several people ask me why I didn't just use the elevator>"I-I d-don't know...">Mfw I'm now the office retard and nobody will talk to me
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