Fitness fails edition.I will be mostly posting clips, other can post any /fit/ humor they like.
>>76863197This is like a scene out of a Final Destination movie
Does anyone have that video of two idiots overhead pressing the same barbell and they fall back?
>>76863214This one isn't even /fit/ related. It looks like a turkey fryer explosion.
Some of these have shitty watermarks.
>>76863217Do people just get bored?
>>76863192
>>76863192always gotta post a classic
>>76863294It's like Crossfit for people who don't want to pay for it.
>>76863279definitly not staged
>>76863451
>>76863594It is a woman.
>>76863568Uneven unracking 5.5 plate is impressive with his physique
That is all for today, I can post some more tomorrow.
>>76863692don't bother
>>76863692TY anon, I enjoyed this thread.
classic story of a bunch of fitizens causing trouble and mayhem while mogging people in their pathhttps://imgur.com/gallery/RoS7nY6
>>76863276this isn't even an accident, that fucking ork chucked that shit towards the mirror what'd he think was going to happen kek
>>7686319299% of these are just from people ego lifting. Never understood it. I think people take the advice "lift until failure" too literally. Less weight with good form will always be 10x better for progression than ego lifting 2 sets of 3 reps. The human ego turns people into fucking retards.
>>76863425what in the homo erotic fanfic
>>76863395This is cute, I love this
>>76863669What?...What?
>>76863395>Ohio team>90% White but most of the ones that weren't were mulattosBruv this was the biggest culture shock for me when I moved from Long Island to Medina County, OH. 91% of kids in the county are White and 6% are mixed race most of which are mulattos spawned by unmarried White women. Meanwhile in Suffolk County, NY and Nassau County, NY>56.4% White and 52.5% White>31.8% Hispanic and 25.2% Hispanic>6.9% Black and 11.1% Black>3.3% Asian and 10.3% Asian>only 1..5% mixed race and 1.9% mixed raceAlso people are way fatter especially men
>this entire threadThis is why my entire gym is a bench and a set of adjustable dumbbells.Nobody ever died using dumbbells.
>/fit/ humor thread>lokk inside>some jeet webm spamming again
>>76863689>something's wrong>should I dump the bar and bail out? >no, better just snap my shit up instead
>>76863611>"But now both our lives are surely ruined">"lol" she says, "lmao".
>>76863208Dumb ass nigger this is why you collar the weights.
>>76863297Holy fuck how does this happen? Shouldn't the bar just bend and to break like a twig?
>>76863214>Let's put this gas powered appliance under our only fitness equipment on the property
>>76863383Kek>Herniates disc in upper back>Not even squatting
>>76863669Leg press: not even once
>>76865298He bailed just fine A bowed bar like that rolling down your back could unironically break your hips
>>76864754Don't tell any of the other city folk what you saw.
>that shrivelling feeling in your ballsack when watching others fallfuck, these threads are not for me
>almost every video is fail armybuy an ad, pls
>>76863251how
>>76864220>ork>think
>>76863607I thought she was going to circle back and get her bag when she realised she could outjog them, she cod have.Also kek how women cops can't even arrest women.
>>76863564golly, that was quite visceral
Inshallah, op will learn how to crop a video one day (holy shit please for the love of god)
>>76866537No more until OP stops being a faggot
>>76866537I ge why they do the clown shit but it still urks me. Then again, instagram is a better platform then a big tent I suppose.
>>76863669On top of one of my knees already on its way to being shit. I live in fear of this machine especially for shit like this.
>>76866548omgomg scars is so le funni xD
>>76865459Serious weight on an unserious bar. There's a difference between what you find at the YMCA and what you find in powerlifting gyms.
>>76863214>HE'S ON FIRE!
>>76863217fairly impressive, but also kinda dumb
/fit/ humor threads used to be a real highlight when they popped up every few days. Now it's almost exclusively that one retard posting his unfunny "fail" clips.The only plus side is that he posts like a bot with limited tokens, so once he fucks off a proper thread can happen.
>>76866679
>>76866679yeah great, screenshots from 2015. That's way better than semi-recent webms even if they're all mostly the same thing
Few more today
>>76866889>nah cardio's for dyels
>>76866537Yeah, I'm not great at it. I just decrease the size with standard aspect ratios until it is <4MB.
>>76866548Is that lmao1pl8? Maybe 2pl8s is worth a wrecked back, not 1.
>>76867720
>>76865390probably already had a stress fracture in it. steel does some goofy shit sometimes
>>76863669Ain’t clicking that shit nigga you can go fuck yourself.
>>76863568it's just a testament to the amount of load there is at the top of the squat - ZERO
what is this shit-crop watermark cancer?
>>76863568>>76867933Man, I saw this this morning and had a cute little giggle at the bad form then went to the gym and saw someone do literally this.One of the regulars, I don't seem to see other people here complain about old people in the gym, or middle aged people, she's one of them, comes in and uses the machines with practically no weight, legitimately 3 inch ROM and probably 50 "reps" in one go. Pec fly, leaning forward with her arms in a kind of 'diamond' shape, shaking arms back and forth on the least productive few degrees of the machine. Bulgarian split squats holding some heavy dumbbell which looked more like a Bulgarian split seizure. Chest press machine used by pushing the handles as far away as possible and feebly thrusting with her hips to generate the tiniest bit of movement.She would fit right into one of these threads.But you know, people are hostile when you mention form to them, staff don't seem to like me as it is and I don't need middle aged women complaining about me. I might mention it to staff myself, but it seems harmless and it's a bit entertaining to watch. I really don't know what goes through the heads of some people.
>>76868777she's fineyou're mentally unwell
>>76867720>roiding for THIS
>>76868777>Bulgarian split seizurekek
>>76868710this dumb nigger chops up shitty youtube videos and posts them in these threads.It's honestly fucking pathetic.
>>76868788She could be on this board too, who knows?
>>76865298did you watch the whole video, or are you retarded?
>>76864220Maybe he thought his reflection was another ork
>>76867933psoas schizo?
>>76863214looks artsy
>>76863205>ballcrushers to failure
>>76865114Lol I rememer that thread
>>76866879Fucking idiots this is why you collar your weights.
>>76870132As if we don't all look at our exs for motivation
>>76863630Almost an yone with a penis can unrack them. It might just be once
>>76863192yeah that's why i don't own a thing that screws into the ceiling or wall
>>76863328>Clean it, janny
>>76863425Takes me back
>>76863594Maybe staged but in her defense women are extremely stupid creatures when it comes to interacting with people or objects in the physical world. And also abstractions. They excel at having feelings about all these though
>>76870132I load up whatever random twitch slut is on the front page when I'm lifting and leave it on in the corner
>>76863192He fell well. Protected his head.
>>76865390shit quality steel that is brittle
>>76863331I don't see the fail here. A missed lift that's not the result of fucking stupidity and doesn't lead to injury or property damage isn't really that funny.
>>76863692More power to you, no disrespect, but I do not at all enjoy your clips nor do I find most of them funny.I just watch them sometimes to get good ideas of what not to doAre you fr gigglin' at these clips?
>>76863692>10 sets of "ride the witches broom"
>>76865114I don't get it
>>76865384Look mang, I aint do NUFFIN!
>>76865390It did break like a twig, I dont understand your question.
>>76865298This goblin creature hasn’t got height, good looks, or a girl. But he’s got grit
>>76867933There's a guy at my gym who unracks 4-5 plates on a barbell and walks backwards and forwards like he did something amazing. Sometimes he'll try to unrack 6 plates, not move then rerack it
>>76867724Thanks, I had trouble figuring out where it went wrong
>90% of the thread is just gym failswhere's the humor
>>76865390That's what happens when you use the pussy pad.
>>76863568His legs would snap in half if he performed the full ROM lmao
>>76870401Haven't made it yet huh
gym fails are trash contentthis thread is garbagefuck you OP you've ruined like 5 of these threads in a row
>>76872424i saw someone in another webm do this exercise. what is the point of that?
>>76863576It looks like a spotter is using their tits to add extra resistance.
>>76870116This is hilarious
>>76870170They fucking were lmaooooooThis is why you use proper safeties**
>>76863395>That plaphog at 0:03
>>76866695>Curls before rowsWhy do retards feel the need to post so damn much
>>76863192Maybe I'm just old, but I don't see any humor in someone getting hurt.
