millennialloserbros.... how can we compete with zoomchads?
>>76863502we can’t
>>76863502>>76863524By making more money.
>>76863502i get more zoomer puss than zoomers tho
>>76863531piss*
>>76863531>take a piss on your bed>dm yourself and screenshot it>post it onlinedo millennials really?
>>76863531kek, some slampig pissed all over anons bedimagine combing through your texts with Helga, sitting down and creating this collage
>>76863545>>76863573lil tim tim got mad he gets 0 puss id be mad too, reply if u mad doe
>>76863531So you fucked a whale who pissed all over your bed and DM'd yourself.Anon..........
>>76863581i made doe, I MAD DOEI WANT ZOOMER PUSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*farts all over the thread*Tee-hee sowwy! :3c
>>76863531I've been with 2 girls like this. It's fun the first time, after that it's just annoying to clean your bed every time she comes over.Also, it's always a little bit of piss. even if they say it isn't.
>>76863531>start megadosing water for gainz>Zinc too because why not>Spend the night browsing /fit/ because why not, too lazy to get up and piss and flush it, my roommate arent here either so i cant borrow a bottle to pee>Sleep>Dream of myself fucking some hentai oppai loli for hours, come buckets and feel like i'm drowning in my own seed>Wake up>Tfw the sperm was me pissing myself>Have to explain to roommates>Tfw lightbulb moments>Take photos of it, make up fake screenshots and tell them i made some bitch squirt with my 4in
>>76863502That's just a decent physique that bothered to learn core control for a few days.
>>76863502Ahahahahaha. Zoomerchad, I assume that's ironic cause they cant socialize with women. I literally mog all the "science based" zoomers in my gym. Lol, keep posting online fantasies zoomie, online seems to be the way you all cope. Ahahaha.
>>76863502>roiding at the age of 15for what purpose? someone please enlighten me
>>76863680so they can be stuck on trt for life. its pretty sadespecially when the results are attainable naturally. Literally just lock in your diet and train at age 15 your body is already full of growth hormone and high test and is ready to grow.
>>76863651once I find another tik tok of a young man flexing it is over for you
>>76863545Lmao
>>76863531>i get more zoomer puss than zoomers thoThis cope from boomerlennials is so gay. Sure bud, you're a stud. You let landwhales piss on your bed.
>>76863502I met this guy at the arnold this year, he’s tiny as shit.
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>>76863620Lol, squirting is 100% piss. https://www.salon.com/2022/09/20/dye-anatomy-study-urology/
>>76863502>how can we compete with zoomchads?Can't be done. We are basedmade. Simple as.
>>76864109>basedmadewtf? I typed basedmade.
I'm 31 and did NOT realize how easy it is to get zoomer pussy on Hinge lol. One let me creampie her for some chipotle for god's sake lmao
>>76864268was his ass tight?
>>76864291I would unironically slam some zoomer bussy if I wasn't such a pussy about getting AIDS or something; zoomers have the best traps out of any gen obvs due to how young they are.
>>76863502I do this EXACT same movement when I'm trying to get a huge shit to come out of me
>>76864432>how young they areZoomers are nearly 30
>>76863526That's just a function of age in a world where old people don't take young people seriously. One day you'll be making a ton of money just for existing as a 55yo in a corpo. Don't worry.
>>76863531A man who is secure in themselves wouldn't have fallen for OPs bait this hard
Holy fuck I haven't been on this board in months Shelbeyfag is that you?You still fucking post here?99% chance this is literally OP
>>76863502how tall?
>>76863524>one last mission. gather the squad
>>76863502I dont think its that hard to get the muscle size of a lot of roiders, it gets to a point where their testosterone constantly being fucked and tendons becomes a huge obstacle you just have to get good at lifting. Im hoping for 20in biceps in 1yr im also a lot better than most people at lifting.
>>76863502>how can we compete with zoomchads?Socioeconomic success. You know, the thing women want.
>>76863531Wow you’re so cool and sexually active. Totally not crusty and old and worthless.Fake and gay, you’re old. Die already.
>>76863502Idk maybe theyre on steroids and theres very little high iq lifting talk on social media?
>>76863531Anon, I want you to know that you posted the gayest fucking reply to ANY thread in the history of 4chan. This is so fucking gay that it's incomprehensible.
>>76863502>>bath house trickshe's a power bottom>>76863524>>roided teenagerswhere do they get their money? parents or teenage faggot prostitution?
>>76863524this vid is 5 years old now.
>>76863502>not even 20>clearly has veneersDo they do this willingly or are zoomies just bad at keeping care of their teeth?
>>76863502they're also all on a crazy amount of roids and are chemically castrating themselves
>Competing with the next generationWhat am I, some kinda faggot boomer?It isn't a competition. I want them to succeed.
>>76863502Gen Z> Lowest gym attendance ages 18-24 ever recorded in 44 years at 24%> Even 34% of Gen X have a gym membership or access to a gym> 39% of Millenials have a membership > Zoomers are the first generation to ever have a higher instance of heart attack amongst the gym goer population as opposed to the non gym going population > because they can't help but roid> Heart attacks ages 17-25 were the 717th leading cause of death for this age bracket in 2022, now the 19th leading cause of death in this age group > Yet they keep hopping on gear in record numbersHahaha not only are they not getting laid - they're roiding & dying AND not getting laid. It's over for them. > Lowest voter turnout last election (17%)> 67% of Millenials turned out to vote when they were 18-24 Gen Z deserve to be economically crushed while Millenials crush Gen Z pussy> 48% of Gen Z men have never had sex> 20% of Gen Z women have never had sexWhy do you think this is Gen Z bros??
>Zoomers are the first generation to ever have a higher instance of heart attack amongst the gym goer population as opposed to the non gym going populationThat is fucking insane. Why are zoomers like this? More instant gratification culture with their smart phones and uber eats and shit? There is probably a better explaination but shit. I guess back in millenials days all fitness "influencers" lied about being natty and zoomers are getting the honest truth so maybe thats why?
>>76866421>>76866444> Heart attacks ages 17-25 were the 717th leading cause of death for this age bracket in 2022, now the 19th leading cause of death in this age groupA roider subculture within another subculture doesn't explain a jump to 19th. It's the fucking vax.
>>76866404No, you're supposed to be angry and spiteful at the younger people.
>>76863531whenever you feel bad about your life. just remember that there are faggots in this world that feel the need to brag to a bunch of neet incels on 4chan that they're sexhavers
>>76863531>>76863542>>76863545>>76863573>>76863590It's not piss, it's a natural lubrication the vagina secretes. It's warm and kind of sticky, piss is just fluid. You'll all get to experience it eventually just be patient and keep improving yourself. Also don't settle or lose your integrity.
>>76866444The vax. They lined up to get it like good cattle, best of luck with the cardiomyopathy and autoimmune disorders.
>>76866473Man where are all these heart attacks? Every gym is loaded is loaded with roiders and none of them are dying.
>>76863502He looks like a Millennial.
>>76867330Because once you get issues you won't be in the gym. I haven't seen anyone blast long term, i.e. over 5 years. Because by that time the effects are becoming bad.
>>76866421you really baste and breadpilled the turkey with this post
Why compete? Compete at what? I have a job, they don’t. End of story.
>>76866404Based the goal of every generation should be to support the next generation. Not to fuck them over
>>76863502>extreme narcisism in young peopleMillennials are the literal best and (my generation btw) most based generation. It went: greatest generation whom fought ww2, then skip over all those shitty generations, and the last good (I'm a millennial just btw) generation was the millennials, who were very great
>>76869499> I (a millennial) get double 9sOf course I did. Watch I probably get another pair
>>76866421>Heart attacks ages 17-25 were the 717th leading cause of death for this age bracket in 2022, now the 19th leading cause of death in this age groupvaxx status?
>>76869499>Millennials are the literal best and (my generation btw)t.
>>76864595No retard, the oldest zoomers are not all zoomers. There are plenty of 20 year old zoomers too.
>>76863502Why does he look ten years old than he's supposed to be?
>>76863502Roidzoomers will die in next 5 years cope
>>76863531I believe you.
>>76863531Go to IKEA and buy a grusnarv, you filthy animal. Jesus Christ, it's probably soaked into the mattress by now.
>>76870526There are definitely hooker heads in his freezer.
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