>he doesn't know what a gym is>he doesn't lift or anything>spends most of the time chilling in the jungle>eats mostly bananas and maybe some small birds and lizards>is 450 lbs of pure muscle>can probably bench 2000 lbs>can probably deadlift 5000 lbs>he also has an IQ of 150 maybe even moreWhat are the best lifts/routine for gorillamaxxers? I just want to be a gorilla
>>76863529>eats mostly bananas and maybe some small birds and lizardsNot even. They mostly eat leaves and stalks all day long
>>76863529I can bench press a gorilla
>>76863794Good luck with trying to knock him out
>>76863529There's that guy who ate gorilla pellets and got pretty yoked. That's always something I think about
>>76863867I mean they may be kinda strong and all but they’re still basic retards and yes i can see myself outsmarting one and knocking him out.
>>76863955You couldn't knock one of us out
>>76863981It’s all a mindset bro.
>>76863529>is 450 lbs of pure muscle>can probably bench 2000 lbs>can probably deadlift 5000 lbs>he also has an IQ of 150 maybe even moreboomers telling me about their stats when they were my age
>>76864181Kek
>>76864181Zoomer cope
Iwn have opposable thumbs on my feet. It’s not fair
>>76867049ngl a bit jelly
>>76867049Blackbros got a uppity start there
eat raw gorilla testicles to get gorilla hormones
>>76863529how come we need to eat tons of chicken eggs and meat to build muscle but 'rillas can build it out of veggies?
>>76868467They have much bigger guts and hormone levels
>>76867049>dead hanging dead lifts
>>76868467Brorillas are just that based
>>76863529>kills a gorilla >oo hooo hooo
>>76863529>he hasn't been eating gorilla chow and horse electrolytes
>>76863529Gorillas have an enzyme in their gut bacteria that synthesize their own protein, that's why they are fucking slobs yet so jacked and strong.That said tigers and bears are better choices to animalmaxx, tigers are the most aesthetic predators and have a wide variety of forms if you prefer x trait over another, Siberian tigers are the biggest and strongest, can easily put up a fight and beat bears and gorillas while still being fast and explosive.Bears are the bear mode of nature, gigantic powerful frames, only Siberian tigers can stand against brown and kodiak bears.Gorillas are jacked and strong as fuck but they are massive pussies, they will run at the first sign of trouble and rather conserve energy than to fight.
>>76863529>What are the best lifts/routine for gorillamaxxers? I just want to be a gorillathey literally do nothing most of the dayjust go see them in Uganda (or Rwanda / Congo)and then copy what they dobtw absolutely worth itcoolest /travel/ I ever did
>>76863529Every gorilla lifts its body. Every gorilla walks. Every gorilla is running. Every gorilla climbs trees.Thank you to the divine Fauna for taking care of the gorillas!
>>76863529My dream, to watch a giant Gorilla like this overcome and claim victory over a Grizzly bear, and tear it to pieces. All Bears must be killed, foul fucking creatures, monsters, they do not kill but 'eat' their prey. Kill all the bears and barbecue the fuck out of them, mighty silverback.
>>76869480>A grizzly bear would overwhelmingly win a fight against a silverback gorilla due to its superior size, weight, and powerful weaponry. Grizzlies possess immense strength, thick fur, sharp claws, and a bite force capable of killing a gorilla, while a gorilla's defenses are primarily based on intimidation and group tactics that are irrelevant in a one-on-one scenario. A grizzly would only need a few bites and swipes to defeat the gorilla, while the gorilla would need multiple critical hits to stand a chance. Me again. Just asked Google :(Shit didnt work out so well
Aren't we more closely related to bonobos?Anyway, it's really creepy how uncanny valley some primates look. It would be less creepy if their faces looked less humanoid.
>>76863532unironically how do they do it?
