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>>76867225Yes it's the best thing u can do. Teddy Roosevelt drank a gallon a day and he was the king nigga
>>76867225If it tastes good, it probably is good.A pizza is always good for your body unless you eat too much of it
It's not good for me. It delays my circadian rhythm and reduces my total sleep duration for about two days.
>>76867265Hahahaha punk bitch I go to bed at 8pm every night finish my last cup at 7:59 sometimes and fall asleep within an hour Ur just a punk bitch
>>76867225yeah I fucked her
In moderation, sure
>>76867225Depends if your a slow or fast caffeine metabolizer.You could just flush all the caffeine out of your system very fast by using nicotine. I tried this one time, drank like a dozen cups of coffee and used nicotine right after each. No caffeine jitters or anything.
>>76867679That sounds retarded but i guess it makes sense. Im a nicotine slave and i can drink coffee and a gorillion energy drinks and fall asleep. People go buttcrazy with the littlelest cups of coffee
I make mine with a moka pot and take it black.
>>76867225No. Coffee messes with your perception which is bad enough to actively avoid.
as long as it doesn't affect your sleep or you have a delicate stomach yeahIt's the thinking mans everyday stimulant
Ding ding ding!Wait, what's that? Time for a cup? Don't mind if I do
>physiologically addicting naturally occuring insecticide that blocks adenosine receptors in the brain from moldy tannin and oxalate infused sourceI'll give you one guess. And no, any hormetic benefit is not going to outweight the vast negatives.
>>76868148Shhh wagie.You know the rules.No talkie before my coffee.
>>76868148I agree that abstaining from caffeine is probably healthier and all the proclaimed "health benefits" are just a huge cope.However, I still think caffeine is a net positive for my life. It feels amazing, makes you more productive, and it makes my face look better from the dehydration.But you should take regular tolerance reset breaks.
If caffeine affects you in any way, it means you're weak. I have a personal convoy of tanker trucks running 24/7 delivering me fresh tanks of coffee from Starbucks to keep me functioning. I actually fall asleep easier when I've had 1000 gallons of coffee. It's weird to think some people are affected by coffee. To me it's like water.
>>76867225I used to drink goyslurp every day, Energy drink poison. Now I just drink coffee. When you look at it that way coffee is good.
>>76868226>caffeine affects you in any way, it means you're weak. I feel the same way about mj. Im jacked and successful and i see people say it makes them lazy. But i find drugs exacerbate existing personality disorders.
completely immune to caffeine (measured/ tested)but if you're affected by it, you should probably moderate it much tighter
>>76867225>Is coffee good for you?I couldn't care less>tastes extremely good>modding espresso machine is fun>trying out new beans is fun>helps me focus and calms me downthere's enough research to reasonably tell that coffee is at least not terrible for youwhich is good enough for me to drink my 2-3 espressos daily with a clear conscience
>>76868191Fair enough. I have no qualms with that then. Hapiness is certainly an important part of life, and if its one of your few vices you could do a million times worse. I always get way too addicted to it myself.
>>76868148>>physiologically addicting so not actually addictive>>naturally occuring insecticideooh scary>>that blocks adenosine receptors in the braindo you avoid magnesium-containing foods for the same reason?>>from moldybuy whole bean and mold is never a worry>>tannin and oxalate infused sourcethese are the most legit criticisms but they still don't play out as harmful in practice for the vast majority of people>I'll give you one guess. And no, any hormetic benefit is not going to outweight the vast negatives.Improved liver function, dramatic rise in gut microbiome diversity, improved mental and physical performance, deliciousness, and drastically reduced rates of cognitive decline are all minor hormetic benefits, then?
>>76867265Same. Caffeine severely disrupts my sleep (I only consumed tea though). I had severe insomnia for years. Turns out it was probably just that I am very sensitive to caffeine, even if I just drink some tea in the morning.