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Can you beat him in a fight?
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Probably not because he is a professional MMA fighter and boxer
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The op (kekke) is a 38 year old trooned out wog from australia. He doesn't work and literally does not go outside. His life revolves around spamming 4chan.

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>>76868367

can you be richer than bill gates?

the iq of /fit is free falling at this point.
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I think a better question would be how long would you survive in the cage with him
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>>76868390

>there's no people that train in fighting on the board
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>>76868367
Do you have a lifetime of PEDs and concussions from little league combat sports since the age of 5? oh no anyway moving on
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>>76868367
Nope, but it doesn’t matter because I own a gun
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>>76868429
Super soakers cant cause actual damage, my guy
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>>76868367
In nature this guy would lose to me 10 out of 10 times
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>>76868432
It can if filled it acid
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>>76868437
He wouldnt
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>>76868367
Realistically, hell no lmao
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>>76868413
Your 12 hour a day bibeogame sessions rotted your brain more than his concussions

People post about him obsessively and no one cares about you
Yet your cope is funny! You must be very bitter
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>>76868466
You're right, I've never been concussed before.
>People post about him obsessively
I, a singular person, entered this thread to answer the question it posed and dipped, now you're just sending (You)s at me meaninglessly
>You must be very bitter
Like sage?
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>>76868441
Genius
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>>76868380
and 6'4 and 270 pounds or something like that. like NIGGA
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>>76868380

Is that really the reason why or because he's on rocket fuel?
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>>76868509
Anyone can hop on roids. Only a very select few can take out stipe and overeem
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>>76868367
Of course. He’s a roid tranny fraud and ufc is rigged like pro boxing.
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>>76868367

Hmmm let's see,
>is a professional UFC fighter.
>went 12 rounds in a boxing match with a former champ.
>is one of the few UFC fighters who has a 2 inch height height and 40 pound weight advantage on me.
>hardest puncher in the UFC.

In short, yeah of course I could kick his ass luckily for him, im a natural 205'er so we'd never meet in the cage... which is why im calling you out of retirement Anthony Smith.
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>>76868452
Niggers can't swim or prepare for winter and they are lactose intolerant.
he would lose every time in nature
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I could out smart him easily stump him with a very tricky riddle while I set a boobytrap of some sort or slowly poisoned him over time with hemlock root
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>>76868367
I would listen to him.
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>>76870059
What are you gonna do? Challenge him to a milk-drinking contest in the middle of a Canadian lake?
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>>76868367
Seeing that guy makes me feel real old. kek.
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>>76870077
Nah, probably just wait for him to naturally drown or starve or freeze to death.
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>>76868367
Id paint a tunnel onto the side of the mountain but when he ran into it, it would just be rock.
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>>76868367
Was he throwing at boxing? I thought he could ko people in one shot.
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>>76870118
His technique sucks and got exposed.
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for sure. It would be easy
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>>76870137
At boxing, going to boxing from other sports fucks you up being limited and it feels weird. And none of his punches do shit with 14oz gloves? I doubt that highly.
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>>76868367
In a street fight he is probably insane. Alistair Overeem who francis literally kod cold put several bouncers in the hospital.
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>>76868367
There’s literally 140lvs zips in Japan at kickboxing gyms who would come him. UFC is so fucking gay it’s just wrestling. Watch pride fc if you wanna see bad asses
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>>76870159
Yeah I’m sure and David goggins killed Hitler and ran 5000 miles after stfu and get a hold of yourself man
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>>76870177
No alistair overeem and his brother hospitalized 5 bouncers, the skill gap of a pro fighter vs most fighters is immense although he was probably on roids like normal. Imagine francis on more steroids assuming he does use them he probably uses.
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>>76870094

That's some wile e coyote thinking, drop an anvil on his head while he's dazed
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>>76868482

>Uhhh uhh being a millionaire alpha caveman warrior is actually... Le bad!!!

Holy cope!
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>>76870086
Yet the tribes in the forest survive, and you die without having your Coco poops and bibeogames

Curious!
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>>76868367
What if there was a fighting league where the winner is decided by who nuts in whose ass
>it looks like it's all over joe
>what hes actually doing is wearing him out for a reversal
>cmon rock remember the training you gotta slap his ass
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>>76868367
Idk if he lands one punch to the head it's over, he cuts to 265 and has an 83in reach but it'd be close.
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>>76870440
For me this was a funny premise but the follow through didnt follow through if you know what I mean
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I did already lol
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>>76868367
>Can you beat him in a fight?
Anyone can, just attack with a crowbar from behind and surprise him.

But you mean a sports match, probably not.

>>76868429
That means you'll win, so yes.

>>76868452
No steroids in nature. And by nature, he looks like this.

>>76870154
It's still true.
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>>76868367
yeah because I'd bring a weapon
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>>76870706
Umm you can't do that
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>>76870710
why not?
it never said it was a sanctioned fight.
Im a boxer, but fuck you if you think im fighting fait. Where's the guarantee he wont kick my head like a soccer ball if he gets me to the ground?
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>>76868367
If the battle is with chess, or the battle is with the heroes of might and magic III, then I will easily beat him.
By the way, what is this black guy's height and weight?
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>>76870425
When you're done jerking off, can he even have kids anymore? PEDs aren't worth it in my opinion.
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He's a 40 year old never-been who got humiliated in boxing, my superior youthfulness and speed will make it easy
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>>76868367
Not really, but prime Jones could.
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>>76870159
Overeem was well past his prime and was a shell of his former talent by then
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>>76870059
>>76870598
It doesn't matter. Dude survived a third world hell hole. He would outlast you 99/100 times
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>>76868367
Hire Anthony Joshua.



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