why aren't you cricketmaxxing yet?
>>76868901I refuse to eat animals that:1. don't have a spine2. have an exoskeleton
>>76868901>eat ze bugz!
>>76868901too busy microbmaxxing
>>76868935How does one microbe max?
>>76868946Eat shit
>>76868915>not shellfishmaxing how do you expect to grow any muscles if you wont eat mussels?
Fuck off, Klaus
>>76868901You have to remember bio-availability Thing I don't like = not bio-availableThink I like = bio-available Crickets = thing I don't like = not bio-available.
>>76868915I refuse to eat animals that aren't ruminants unless I am starving to death. And I will never eat plants again.
>>76868915>>76868917>>76868975>>76868976literally the only reason you don't want to eat them is cultural brainwashinghad your mother fed them to you as a child, you would yearn for the crickets
>>76868981and when are you being fitted for your colostomy bag?
>>76868976still seething about this strawman retard?There really isn't anything un-bioavailable about bugs. However, their undigestible spiky chitin shells are absolute shit for human digestion, their vitamin and mineral complex are dogshit compared to mammals, birds amphibians and fish, and they harbor bacteria that humans are rarely exposed to dietarily. They're fucking gross. At least shellfish have more vitamins and minerals despite being almost as gross for some of the same reasons.
>>76868983People with colostomy bags are literally told to eat a low residue diet retard anon, which involves not eating plants.I have a fat uncle that LOVES his LE VEGGIES, eats "muh 9 servings of leafy greens". He now has diverticulitis and his doctor said he's close to having most of his colon removed + cuckshitbag. I'll offer him one of the juicy ribeyes I have prepared for tonight but I know he'll never eat it kek.
>>76868982I was fed corn syrup and seed oil as a child and now I want to k*** *** **** for being subjected to such torment, so you are incorrect. Ex vegans start crying out of joy when they eat a steak for the first time.
>>76868982This is maybe true for you because you're an NPC>>76868989Bro is actually talking to voices in his head
>>76868901>why aren't you cricketmaxxing yet?because they're fucking expensivelike >200€/kg expensivemealworms are about half the price but that's still VERY expensive per gram proteinalso not much researched what happens if you eat them en masseeven well done studies like >https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-018-29032-2only look at small portions a la 25g/dayand if you look at other great apesall eat insectsbut typically only at like 1-5% of their caloric intakeso interpolating from that, cricketmaxxing is most likely a bad idea
>>76868901It's expensive and tastes icky yucko.
>>76868981I still can't believe people buy into this nonsense carnivore cringe
>>76869004The only person to spam this "bio-available" cope strawman exactly like that is you. And yes, bioavailability is still a thing and I proved in the last thread that absorption of something as simple as beta-carotene into retinol varies between 5-60%, and that's just one example of many.
>>76869010habeeb it
>>76868981Yeah, you will. You'll give up this ridiculous fad diet in a year or less. And then you'll have a bite of pineapple or a plate of sauteed spinach. And you'll say to yourself, how ever was I so stupid to buy into this grifter nonsense of eating a highly restrictive all meat diet.
>>76869015>sauteed spinach>pineapplehilarious you used the two absolute worst fucking foods that I despise above all else that rip the enamel off my teeth and taste like absolute shitI'm much more likely to "relapse" with a cup of coffee, but even then I'm still a carnivore because drinking one coffee or eating 1 piece of bread doesn't "break" your diet unless you are some eating disorder retard.
>>76869007pretty sure monkeys eat their own cum too. so have fun eating cum & crickets monkey boy. happy thanksgiving.
>>76869018Nobody mentioned monkeys.
>>76869022>um acshually great apes arent monkeys>updoots to the left
>>76869018>monkeyskeki specifically said great apes because they're physiological the closest to humansif you rather look at humans directlyour ancestors ate crickets and other insects as well~2billion people still do
>>76869029Yeah, like I said, nobody mentioned monkeys. None of the rest of your post was irrelevant to what I said.
>>76869029Have fun eating your own shit, random bugs and fermenting it all with a non-existent cecum gorillaboy. Happy thanksgiving.
>>76868901>chatGPT screenshotnow go look up the price in your area, even whey is usually cheaper
>>76869017>pineapple>taste like shitare you brown by any chance
>>76869011Unironic schizophrenia.
>>76868915I refuse to eat any animal with a cloven hoof that does not chew the cud.t. Kike Israel
>>76869154>chew the cud.This is what happens when you read an English translation of a Jacobian translation of a cherry-picked Greek manuscript translated from Hebrew.
>>76868901>babe what's wrong? you haven't touched your cricket blueberry muffins
>>76868901>2 day test matchhow can bongs live with themselves?
>>76868901>>76868982I LOVE chitin-induced cancer!
I will not eat chitin
>>76868999>k******Nigel if I can decode your cypher, so can the rozzers, God help you on your prison island>verf not requerf
>>76869032>none of the rest of your post was nor irrelevantThis isn't an ESL mistake. Are you too young to be here or just dumb? EFL retard lol
>>76871986Ok
>>76868901i don’t eat bugs same way i don’t eat corpses its grossyou have that gut visceral reaction to the suggestion of eating bugs for a reasondo not do it
>>76872332>you have that gut visceral reaction to the suggestion of eating bugs for a reasonthat's entirely a cultural and manmade reaction
>>76868901>60g+ of protein per 100gBullshitGoddamn it maybe I vill eat ze bugs after all
>>76869004>Bro is actually talking to voices in his headno one wants to go to your gay little Google software engineering interview and get offered crickets from your stupid little slave microkitchen.
