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>hurr durr ill shoot him!!


Thats what every non lifting faggot says about any confrontation with someone stronger than them but in reality people dont usually carry guns everywere. U cant bring ur gun into a club or a music festival or any event except maybe a bar really and then even the more popular bars have security checks. Also, they will end up getting ass rapped in prison unless that dude was genuinely trying to hurt them badly and not just slapping ur girls ass or disrespecting them in public. Also, hudge elephant in the room, u dont have time to get ur gun if they are already in ur face and about to attack you most of the ttime. A switchblade on the other hand... But u will end up getting ass rapped in prison over a whore who is probably cheating on you anyways..


I actually know a nigger that went to his car got his gun and shot two people over disrecpect. I never bothered visiting im in prison cuz hes never getting out and we were barely freinds anyways..
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>>76870160
Fight him I boxed all my life idgaf let’s go. Doesn’t matter if you win or lose just that you fight and if you’re that scared get a napkin dispenser or whatever’s close to you and split his face open
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>>76870162
Win, lose or draw. Like Pokémon i gotta catch them all!!


I qpuldnt fight over a girl unless I know she had a low body count..
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>>76870160
I simply won't go anywhere they'll check my person for a gun. It's so simple
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Trick question he is already incarcerated
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>>76870160
Smith and Wesson 637 revolver is actually pretty easy to sneak in pretty much anywhere. That being said i wouldn't shoot someone over slapping my gfs ass. I would confront them and if they tried to get violent then id shoot them. Also revolver is great for close quarters combat because it can still fire when you have it pressed up against someone, unlike something like a glock with a slide.
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>>76870160
She was probably asking for it, if she wants to side with some roided ass muscle idiot then that's her loss.
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>>76870160
I immediately ask him to join my swf in dbd. Since he can touch the intangible, he must be one hell of a magical negro.
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>>76870160
Knock him out or choke him out? What's the question again? Oh, yeah, I forgot, bodybuilders can't fight, guess you're in deep shit now then.

>>76870171
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>>76870572
Low test. You should take any excuse to fight, it's fun.
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He cant fight, his body if pure vanity. It's like he's a barbarian that minmaxed strength and lacked dexterity and vitality. He probably was never in a real fight, so he's training an imaginary fight and trying to stack vanity. Not viable for someone that just wants women and weak beta males to think he's a chad.
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>>76870591
Nah. If you want to fight that's your imperative. Low test man need a excuse to fight anyways.
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>>76870160
>but in reality people dont usually carry guns everywere
What kind of uncivilized shithole (europe) do you live in?
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>>76870160
I lie down and put my feet up. He is fucked.
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>>76870591
I'm just joking I don't think this guy is beating me
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kick his ass -> end up in jail
get my ass kick -> end up in jail and have bruises
call a cop -> nothing happens, but at least he is on a list

I don't understand this idea that you roid monkeys seem to think that you will ever be able to use your muscles outside of sport and helping your buddy move.
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I don't have a girl. So I would be more surprised than anything else.
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>>76870736
But it will happen as soon asyou do
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>>76870160
I have about a week's worth of bjj so I think I can take him
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>>76870611
>Fighting is ackshully.. le low test!!!!
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>>76870717
Why would you end up in jail for beating his ass

I've gotten into multiple fist fights and never have the police even been called/attended

Stop the cope
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>>76870160
I slap him in the ass, twist his nipples, tickle his asscheeks, oil check, then break his knee with a leg kick and finish him off with a series of devastating bodyhooks and uppercuts.
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I use a pepper gas
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>>76870160
I shoot him, duh
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>>76870768
Impossible as I don't let black people near me
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>>76870160
Id just get security. Dude assaulted someone. I'm not risking brain trauma if he gets the upper hand in a fight. I've seen how blacks are when someone gets knocked out. I'm good
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>>76870160
Tell him to go back picking the cotton
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>>76870160
I would kick and punch the shit out of him. If he tried to grapple me, I'd go to his back and it'd be pretty much over. The average guy is a fucking can
>He's stronger than you
Not enough since I'm also a lifter, but not a roider. I've been thinking about roiding to beat roider fighters, but roiders with no fighting training are usually only threatening to the average guy.
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>>76871142
What about brock lesnar on a big dose of roids? He's athletic and can tank heavyweight shit like nothing, I wonder how brock vs mike would go with 1yr prep for both to train mma.
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Parry his slap with my ass, therefore making him gay
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>>76870828
If you need an "excuse" yes.
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>>76870832
live in a 3rd world country.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/lindsay-home-intruder-knife-defence-1.7614690

he eventually got out with a clean record.

if you live in burgerland, carry a gun.

Stop the cope roid monkey. Just enjoy the sport of body building. It is okay to just love to do things.
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my girl would pepper spray him or tazer him or something like that...
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>>76870160
I dunno about you guys but I would go to the polive and file a report so that he would be found guilty and go back to whatever prison he crawled out of.
:/
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I'd get us the hell out of dodge and take a deep dive into the past choices in my life that caused us to be in the vicinity of such a specimen.
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>>76870171
You’d let this nigger slap your mom
>unless she had a low body count

Ah nevermind
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>>76870211
Genius GunChads WWA?
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>>76870160
>went to his car to get a gun
That’s the issue. Once you leave the scene, the law treats that as retreat. It resets the encounter so to speak. On top of that, he was not at any risk of imminent severe bodily harm or death. So yeah, he was double fucked legally speaking.
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>>76870160
Worship him saar
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>>76870927
Europeans are so weird. Do you need a special permit to buy "pepper gas"?
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>>76870160
iykyk
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>>76870160
Id fuck his mom
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>>76870160
Bait him into a fight, then as soon as he swings, pop out my pistol and put three in his nigger face.
>"it was self defense, your honor. he assaulted my girlfriend, then tried to assault me when i asked him about it"
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>>76870160
So if this is my cellmate what am I supposed to do wait till he attacks me then break his face what do you want from me op? Could I use martial arts on a steroid user yes I'm also quite strong they cannot cheat their way to skill.
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>>76871842
Why do you have this saved saar?
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I simply call police and they gun him down for murder.



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