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Resident subject in 4.5 week clinical research study, first human to test this drug, AMA
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>>76872993
What decisions have you made in life that have led you to be a voluntary lab monkey?
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>>76872993
Have they told you what "this drug" is supposed to do?
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>>76872993
Anon, we've been over this before. Unprotected anal sex is not science and never will be.
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>>76872996
A fat stack for the missus and I to vacation with this year before we procreate
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>>76873005
Indicated for treatment for those with Alzheimer's and schizophrenia
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>>76872993
how ya feelin?
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>>76872993
>I sign his checks I can do whatever I want with his soul
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>>76873058
>Indicated for treatment for those with Alzheimer's and schizophrenia
Supposed mechanism of action?
>inb4 small molecule selective 5-HT2A antagonist or negative allosteric modulator, approved for schizos and rejected for alzies.
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>>76873050
Yeah if your balls even still work after this. What if they make your balls explode?

Dubs and OPs balls explode
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OP did your balls explode?
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>>76872993
What's the drug?
>>76873070
Based
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>>76873077
Checked
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His balls are fucken gone.
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>>76873077
kek, checked
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>>76873080
They're gone
I'll miss hosing healthy spurts of thick rope but anything for science
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>>76873077
Give your balls one last hurrah while you still can, OP
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>>76873063
Breddy güd, just have to refrain from exertion. Hydrated, food's aiight, best part other than good pay is several hours a day to spend studying/catching up on work or just wallowing gleefully in the satisfaction of getting paid to sleep

10/10 would recommend
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>>76872996
>implying we aren't all rats in a fucking global experiment
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>>76873077
OP you better try your luck before its too late!

Or who knows, maybe the drug's already gonna make your kids turboretarded or smtg.
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>>76873077
>Dubs and OPs balls explode
it. is. over.

why dont they just use indians for their moloch rituals? :(
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>>76874493
That's a legitimate risk, so no sex for 90 days without wearing something called a condom or pulling out, whatever those are

t. Catholic



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