DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLIN THE SQUAT RACKDYEL IN THE SQUAT RACK
Stop looking at me, faggot
>You're one of the nattydain... >blessed with lean gains...
>>76878521That's just the mirror in front of the rack; it shows you your deepest, most desperate desire of your heart.
>>76878569>The mirror in the locker room. It shows you your pump in perfect lighting. And you can never take selfie, because of the naked old geezer next to you.ftfy
>>76878574>You know, I know this pump doesn’t exist. I know that when I walk towards the gym's mirror, the warped glass is telling my brain that it I am juicy and thick. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.
>>76878521>thought you'd wanna mog
>>76878569>>76878574
>>76878591>>76878591kekkkk
>PRO-TEIN POW-DER
>>76878569>Harry I have a...thick butt! I'm holding 585lbs on my back! And bloody hell, my thinning hair is filled up too!
>>76878521>You're a sickkunt Harry
>>76878521"Excuse me, Professor, perhaps I heard you wrong. I thought you said four plates."
>OOOOOOHHHH HARRY NO MORE CREATINE
its HEBEphilia not PEDOphilia
I know what you're thinking.Did he pour six scoops or only five?To tell the truth, in all the excitement I've kind of lost track myself.But since this Blackstone Labs Cinnamon Cereal ISOLATIONthe most powerful whey......and would blow your head clean off......you've got to ask yourself one question:"Do I feel lucky?"
Swole Dumbledore
>>76878521I have a shitty memory, but wasn't the troll defeated by three stupid kids? Why would an adult teacher be afraid of it?>He was larpingYeah, but why would people believe it? Just call the local janitor to clean that shit up or something. There's no reason to make a commotion about it.
>>76878521
>>76878952Your memory is correct, they beat him with luck and sheet and the teacher is supposed to be the teacher for magical spells against dark forces, so he'd be the guy to clean the mess. Its not a bad story if you consider that its written for 13 years old.
>>76878932Got one without all the meme text?
>>76878980i was thinking the same thing.
>>76878932>>76878967found itby earl noremto pay me back: do 10 push ups right now.
>>76878827>>76878906kek>>76878961>>76878967>>76878979i haven't seen these in forever
>>76878598You got me
>What is that, Professor Dumbelldore?>Something that is beyond either of our help
>Aahhhhhhhhhh! Here it is. A small vial of TRT. It will make any lifting endeveaur possible
>Did you put two scoops in the gobblet of gains?
>>76878521this got a genuine laugh out of me
>>76878883he doesn't wanna lose that mane?
>>76880781>he said calmly, almost hyperventilating
The potion that dumbledore has to drink at the end is Tren. Swoldemort thought that no mortal could survive drinking a gallon of tren but dumbell-dore and the boy who lifted pulled through
>Master has given Dobby a squat plug!
>>76878521Leave me alone. I'm just try to do my curls.
I CURLED IN THE SQUAT RACK TODAY. YES I DID. I slapped 40 lbs total on the 45lb bar and curled that sucka for ones.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w2eW6jezNfU&pp=ygUTbXVzY2xlIGhhcnJ5IHBvdHRlcg%3D%3D
>>76880818Same. A bunch of these other ones are good too but OP is funniest.
bump
>>76882661unfunny AI slopdid not laughwas not funny
>>76878521>I HAVE to do this!>I HAVE to Mog you!>Or he's gonna Mog me...
>You dare use my own research against me, Solomon?
>>76878601kek
>>76878521https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2eW6jezNfU
>My father was a noble natty!>YOUR FATHER WAS A JUICER!
>>76884543LMAO
>>76878521Literally me>okay at deadlifts, leg press, hip thrusts, rdls, calf raises>can't squat to save my lifeI'll do 55kg box squats when I'm 184cm 77kg and my legs will give up and turn to jelly after about 8 reps. I have no idea what I'm doing wrong.>inb4 squat moreThis has been going on for a while with barely any improvement
>>76887221you might just have really bad proportions for squat, or like a super tight posterior chain or something. Try low bar with a wider stance. You're going to have to post a video for better advice.
>>76887221Do your legs buckle? Like do your knees come together?
>>76887226Possibly both, I'll try low bar and wider cheers, I could get a PT session for help, I think my gym membership even include one.>>76887230Yes, and I have to really concentrate to stop it
>The gains goblin casting the pantus shittus spell on me just as the qt3.14 looks up from her set of hip raises trained to mild discomfort
>>76887242
>>76878598Lost
>>76878598Fucking lmao
tell me to the face that you wouldnt
>Take the lanklet and the DYEL to my home gym>You said they'd be left in the squat rack under my supervision!>I am altering the routine, pray I don't alter it any further
>>76889513I don’t consort with mudbloods and certainly not buck toothed feminist ones
>>76887221Starting. Strength. Caloric. Surplus. All you need.
>Were you the DYEL in the squat rack?I don't know.>You were weren't ya? You seen the pretty girl by the mirror so you wanted to get closer.I don't know.>I know ya did. You wanted to look at her in the mirror. You thought she wouldn't notice? I don't know.>Ya sniffed her bench didn't ya?I don't know.
It was me in the squat rack. I was wearing sandals, which is the optimal footing for squats due to it's precise level of flatness. No bumps or curves are permitted in your footwear when performing a squat. DYEL? Incorrect. I in fact. I made an attempt to lift my body weight on my first day. No I was not successful, but an attempt was made so I do not fall into the not even lifting category.Yes I herniated my disc.
>>76880781Best one I've seen yet
>I just want you to know, even though you called me a manlet, mogging is not a concept we believe in at my planet fitness>...but we're not at my planet fitness, are we?
