>Go to the doctor>Instead of a fat old guy, he gets to look at a beautiful, fit, young, graceful body for onceShould I tell him "you're welcome" next time?
Did he squeeze your balls and tell you to cough
>go to doctor >stinky jeet manlet who i can't understand That'll be $899 plus tip
>>76881115Your job doesnt pay for most of it?
At least the old fat guy probably isn't a weeb
>>76881117He must be unemployed. Checkups are free for me.>my doctor is a sexy Japanese tiger mom in her 50s. Just got my balls checked by her last week.
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>>76881382I don't know who that "kekke" person is
>>76881261I doubt they would give you a female general practitioner to do your physicals as a male
>>76881382This ain’t your blog son.
>>76881112I don't get it
>>76881110KYS agp tranny
>>76882141This you my guy?
>>76882144>agp tranny thinking this has anything to do with animeanime website reddit tourist. You need to go back
>>76882144>One American News NetworkCringe
But why is her ear on her cheek?
>>76881110sec with illya
>>76881261>fuck bitch>she gets paranoid>go to urologist for full checkup>his office is connected to another office with a small corridor>nurse on the other office, looking at me with a blank expression>doctor says to unzip pants and lay down>do it>cock and balls in display>nurse comes into office>tells something to doctor>before leaving, she turns to stare at my cock and balls>she leaves after staring shamelessly for three eternal seconds>mfw>doctor does its thing>healthy cock and balls>can keep rawdogging bitch safely
>>76881261That's not even remotely how you use the phrase tiger mom.
>>76882205It ain't bruh
>>76882144Tranimefags get caught grooming someone or with cp every other week but the best they can find is some literal who from 8 years ago KEK
>>76883247I had a similar experience>fuck bitch raw >feel weird lump on the bottom part of my right nut, slightly painful>get paranoid>wtf mega aids>make appointment online for walk in clinic>6.5/10 pajeeta>tells me to take my pants off and sit down>ok>walks in with 2/10 gigafatty assistant or some shit>takes my cock and moves it out of the way, starts feeling up my balls>"hmmm... no... don't feel anything">does this for 15 seconds>fatty just staring at my half chub and nuts>pee in cup and leave>gets me an appointment where they ultra sound my balls>moderately attractive older women then rubs warm stuff on my balls and ultrasounds it or some shit>fucking hard the entire time, whatever.>0 results, probably just slightly bruised/inflamed from plapping too hard
>>76881115>ballsI think I got varicocele on my left ball but I'm afraid of going to the doc. But no pain or anything and I have them for years. Hope it's nothing
>>76885245To be clear it was the pajeeta giving me the nutcheck. Fatty was just staring the entire time. I don't even know why she was in there, if not just to look at a young fit lad's cock and balls.
>>76885220https://archive.md/U23XKyou a delusional tourist nigga
>>76885252I'm this anon >>76885250 and I have varicocele on my left testicle I think but I'm afraid to go get it checked. What do? Also did you book a female or is it random?
>>76885266idk I didn't book a female and I'm pretty sure there was no option to where I went, I was willing to take the chance it was a dude because I was paranoid about giga-aids.
>>76885381so yeah just book it if you care. Get a second opinion too if they want to do something dramatic, many docs are chopdocs out there and are hungry for surgery money. I had a crazy cunt try to rip my tonsils and adenoids out of my throat as a teen. I got a second opinion from some other regular dude and he just told me they're very slightly inflamed and it will subside.
>>76885258make gatekeeping great again
>>76881437You can pick your doctors in America, as long as you aren't poor
>>76886984Yeah nigger im an american with very good insurance.>pick female doctor to hold your balls and tell you to cough>when you arrive your practitioner is a man cuz youre a man and he has to squeeze your ballsLiterally tried it before.
>>76881437My GP is a woman. Attractive petite jeeta, actually. I've been seeing her for years. I swear she's attracted to me - can only imagine the awfulness she sees on the daily. She has nice small hands for when the time comes for prostate exams - I intend to nofap for two weeks and then edge all morning when that appointment finally comes around.A couple of years ago I got her to prescribe me cialis, and that was hilarious. I've never seen a person wink so many times in 5 minutes.
>>76887154I would call you gay for even doing prostate exams but at the very least a woman is doing it.
>>76887200Haven't done one yet. I think they actually are moving away from them, but I'm crossing my fingers. I hear a prostate orgasm is amazing, but I think my wife would shrivel up and die if I asked her to finger my ass. Doctor Jeeta is probably my only chance.
>>76887222well be sure to post your greentext here when you make a mess in her office, will be funny to read
>>76887229Most assuredly, friend. It's not like I could tell anyone else any of this. Though it would be funny to tell my wife if it happens - maybe skip the details about my master plan though.
>see "health professional">I'm not healthy than themwhy the fuck should i listen to their shit?
>>76887154Delulu narcissist clown
>>76881110you really overestimate how much doctors careone time I got nurses miring mebut that was literally only a single time>be me 2y ago, ~10%BF because summer>slice open side of hip because jumped into buried glass shard in sand while playing beach volleyball on local lake>hospital wing is super empty and relaxed, only patient <50yo is me>(younger) nurses sometimes hang out with me>overhear them arguing over who gets to change my bandages>visibly miring when 3 (instead of 1) nurses come in my room for the changehappened multiple times over the course of the 4 days I was therenever again on other hospital visits thoughi guess they're usually too stressed and most don't care
>>76887429You don't need a doctor to change a bandage or to stitch up a sliced hip. There's no reason a doctor should be bothered for that.
>>76887442>You don't need a doctor to change a bandageI literally wrote that, only nurses>or to stitch up a sliced hipyes you door at least every time I've needed something stitched a doctor did itremoving stitches was sometimes done by nurses / assistants though
>>76887475Okay, let's break this down. You prefaced your post by implying that doctors don't care, and then elaborated that you had a very minor medical issue which was taken care of by nurses.I then responded to your post by saying you didn't need a doctor to take care of your minor medical issue, which was proven by your example in which you pointed out that it was totally taken care of by nurses. You then responded back to me that you do need a doctor to take care of that which you didn't actually need a doctor to take care of.You are contradicting yourself and the demonstrable evidence of your own real life experience, And besides that missed the entire point of my post.
>>76881110> go to doctorYour first mistake. Vanishingly small chances he isn’t an outright shit skin, and even if he’s white, he doesn’t give a fuck about you and only makes money as long as you are sick. There is zero incentive for him to make you healthy.
>>76887429man I can't wait until I get into a car accident and I'm forced to interact with women who might even mire me
>>76887503>And besides that missed the entire point of my post.how exactly?the OP is about medical personell not having to look at disgusting bodies for onceor are you gonna quibble about how nurses don't count, only doctors??not sure why you're bothered by this
>>76887822I don't understand what you keep responding for if you keep missing the point
>>76881112no, my homies do that for me free of charge
>>76887547Why wait? Just drive off a bridge, anon.The QT nurses are waiting to sponge bathe your balls.
>>76887503>>76887874Bro is the ragebaiting goat
>>76887136My pcp and my urologist are both female and have fondled my junk and been inside meFor medical purposes ofc
>>76887222Lucky bastard. It's a constant fight to keep my wife from sticking her finger or tongue in my arsehole
>>76889465This nicka smokin sherm
>>76890747damn your wife is a gross lil freak lolbuttholes are gross
>>76887475Everytime in my life that I've needed stitches I have done it myself. First time was when I was 10 with a sewing needle/thread. Yes, it was fucking horrible. Now I have proper suture kits though.
>>76890756Based, self-care anon
>>76890747The grass is always greener in the other guy's bed. I'm mostly just glad my wife is attractive and generally willing to endure my depredations - she'll pretty much let me do almost anything I want to her. She's not a terribly active participant when it comes to anything that isn't vanilla, though.
