>>76881489
When I was trying with my wife we were told that doing it every other day was the best option, that way your semen gets the chance to replenish. Make sure you are trying when she’s ovulating, track her cycle. I took zinc tablets when I was trying to get my wife pregnant the first time but I don’t know if it actually helped

>>76881489
>My gf and I sometimes have sex 4 times in a day
do people really do this. Once a week is enough for me klok

>>76881499
Also once you have a first it feels far fucking easier having a second, I don’t know if it makes your woman more fertile or something having a kid but it took us almost two years of trying with our first and our second was conceived before my first was even 1 and a half

>>76881489
by the time any supplement has any kind of noticable effect (if any effect at all) she'll already be pregnant
just have sex and forget about swallowing a bunch of random garbage

>>76881499
Do this also of you are trying to go by her cycle start earlier than her cycle by at least a week. You may be busting too late so start dropping loads in her earlier than you think you should.

She needs to lay flat for a while when you’re done too so your semen doesn’t dribble out

just have sex with her. Thats all it takes. You don’t need to do anything else other than that

Thanks guys, appreciate the advice

>>76881489
Try doing it in her peeing hole instead of where she poops

>>76881489
Are you one of those 40 year old's trying to have kids? If so good luck.

I had my first at about 25-26, and second at 28. I don't know if my wife's super fertile or something, but we conceived our two kids on the first try. Her words were "we missed out on all the baby making sex", sorry hun, I don't miss.

>>76881992
Nah turning 36 in a few weeks but I'm fuckin close

>>76881489
EVERYDAY THE WEEK LEADING UPTO,
EVERYDAY DURING,
EVERYDAY THE WEEK AFTER,
LOT OF FLUIDS,

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>>76881489
Do this

>>76881489
Clav, youre infertile.>>76881489

Are you white? My female friend was trying to get pregnant for a while, she always dated black and brown men... No luck. She met and fucked a white dude and got pregnant the first try

>>76882332
fertility has nothing to do with volume. most of this is garbage for op. zinc for sure, as it improves mobility. clomid and hcg for sure, as they increase fh/lsh (?), which increase sperm production. expect six weeks to see an improved batch. low (5mg) daily dose of cialis will help with the boners, which is always helpful

>>76881489
I think you should eat actual oysters and get actual sun on your face and in your eyes (dont stare at the sun) but you need light from the sun to activate your pineal gland.

>>76881489
>gf
>fiancé
Why are you not waiting until you're legally married? At any rate, you shouldn't need supplements. Reproducing is pretty basic. What are you? In your 40s?

Do NOT wear polyester underwear or clothes

There was some research that showed test animals that wore polyester underwear had way lower fertility than the ones that didn't

>>76881992
Same deal actually except our kids were closer together, but it really makes you wonder looking at a lot of others. Hell, we even know a couple where they thought that just she was the problem, but when they went to a different fertility clinic for a second opinion they said that they always test both partners just to be safe. Turns out, he was also infertile. Despite being 25, the man has no viable sperm. They all have broken tails, double tails, no actual little head filled with DNA, the DNA is all fragmented and fucked up. I suspect that this is a lot of people's issues these days. Men assume that it's all her fault, and that maybe if they just take a vitamin, it'll fix the fact that they're fucked up and just not meant to breed. If it really takes you a full year of trying, 52 attempts or more, you're not meant to breed.

>>76881489
Eat liver

>>76881992
Same. 26, just started blasting.
Period never came. ez
Old people have created this whole warped narrative about fertility to cope with their retarded life-choices.

sperm takes ~72 days to mature. don't try to conceive for 72 days and completely detox all the horrible shit from your body for most healthy, eugenic sperm. no drinking, smoking, onions products, hfcs, seed oils, etc (and have her do the same). these ladies go more in depth, and put into perspective how much the sperm's health matters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1J-RbxpoQM&t

and of course, make sure to inseminate her while she's ovulating. if her cycles are regular, you're already halfway there

>>76883083
I was just going to post similar. Its the best advice ITT so far.
When you retain to max sperm maturity you pass on the gigachad genetics. Coomers pass on coombrain genetics. My last 2 ejaculations conceived my last 2 kids.

While you wait out those 72 days, it gives your wife a chance to detox as well. Hopefully she's never taken any hormonal birth control, because that has to be well out of her system - at least if you want a healthy child with full potential.

>>76883049
Because they wait until its unhealthy to start trying.
>hurrr my friend's aunt had a baby at 42 with no issues
Yeah her 4th kid. Her body already knows the motions and has experienced pregnancy and birth before. She does too and shell be less stresses and more prepared. She'll know when somethings wrong. A first time pregnancy 2 full decades after prime fertility though? Good luck even getting an egg to properly navigate the tube. Bigger lololol expecting a blastocyst to implant into the uterus.

>>76881519
>by the time any supplement has any kind of noticable effect (if any effect at all) she'll already be pregnant
Huh, where are you getting that from? Zinc has an effect pretty much within days.
>>76881981
Thanks, will keep that in mind.

>>76881510
Same here, my wife and I literally conceived our second on the night of our oldest's first birthday. We were actually kind of pissed, since it took us months get her pregnant the first time.

>>76881537
not enough, OP must hold her up by her feet and shake a lil.

>>76881489
You don't need to do anything. All the supplements you listed just increase the volume of your ejaculation, which is great when you want to paint your whore's face, but they have zero effect on the quantity/quality of your sperm. The main thing is making sure your woman has been off any sort of birth control for at least a year for fertility and for avoiding retardation or birth defects. That shit fucks women up for a long time. She needs to be cycling normally, without chemical intervention, and you need to time it to her ovulation. I impregnated my wife within 1 month of deciding to start a family because she is in good sexual health.

>>76885024
Why is this reply only things that she needs to do to maintain her fertility? What about him? You actually believe he has any sperm in his balls? You actually believe that he has any real vitality? Most men these days can't get a woman pregnant despite trying for years and it's not just her fault.

>>76885036
Silence, jew. Because men don't spend their adult lives intentionally interfering with their bodies' hormonal cycles. Women do, and it takes a lot of time for the damage to heal and their bodies tonstart cycling normally. Fornthe first 6 months- a year after stopping birth control, she will have irregular periods and an unpredictable ovulation cycle. OP also stated they will be trying for a baby in the future. This means his woman needs to start fixing the damage she's done to herself with birth control if he wants to have a normal, non-retard kid. Male fertility issues are pretty much non-existent compared to female ones. The main thing he needs to do is wear loose boxers so his balls stay cool and he'll be fine.

>>76885069
Yeah, of course, I'm a Jew for saying that maybe you aren't actually as healthy as you think you are. It's not uncommon these days for men to actually get their sperm quality checked and find out that there is no quality. Maybe you shouldn't have spent decades binge drinking, maybe you shouldn't have spent a few years blasting Roids. Or maybe, tragically, your parents just kept on trying for a baby when they really should have quit and you are the result. You're alive, but you can't dysgenic.

>>76885069
>Male fertility issues are pretty much non-existent compared to female ones.
According to who? Most couples just keep trying and keep trying at home and they're not likely to visit a fertility clinic until they have been trying hard to make a baby for well over a year with dust as the result. How many guys love to say that they're just super lucky they never got one of their side whores pregnant or they never got any girlfriends pregnant, despite doing it raw often? They say they're so lucky, or maybe they must just really like infertile women, but there's a common denominator, isn't there?

>>76881489
My wife just took a pregnancy test last night and it said she's 2-3 weeks along. Save up your cum for 2 days when she's in her luteal phase, between 10-17 days after the last day of her menstruation. Bust in her every other day that week. Stop drinking alcohol while you're trying to make a baby and drink lots of water. Do some leg days to boost test and sperm count.
>>Any advice on supplements? So far I am taking Zinc & Selenium, CoQ10, folic acid, and Arginine.
>>Are all OTC "Testosterone boosters" a scam?
She should take prenatal vitamins. Over-the-counter "test boosters" are a scam.
>>My gf and I sometimes have sex 4 times in a day. Am I ruining my chances by not giving my body time to replenish? Should I focus on 1-2 times a day or just have sex as much as possible?
once every 2 days is plenty. Your sperm stays alive inside her for days.

>>76885098
Ok, Schlomo.

>>76885169
We didn't need a test either time, after two weeks she was waking up in the night to puke

>>76885178
There's a global fertility crisis, and you really think it's all on women? Yeah sure there are a lot of them that shouldn't be shocked they can't have kids. Lady, you've literally been on an artificial hormone supplement to prevent you from being fertile for half of your life, easily 15 years or more. Obviously your entire reproductive system is fucking shot. Most women are obese, so their reproductive system doesn't work. More women than ever have endometriosis, polycystic ovary syndrome. It's just all fucked up and gay. No part of their reproductive system is working properly whatsoever. And even if they can achieve ovulation! Most of them can't. And then if they can get pregnant they can't support a pregnancy because there's a weird trend of incompetent cervix. So they can get pregnant, but it will result in a miscarriage almost every time. Unless they do some real interesting wizardry at the doctor's office with constant medical monitoring. But is it really all on them? Most men I see walking around these days are fat as fuck. They are completely sedentary. They don't drink water. They're alcoholics. They're blasting gear. And they think it just has no effect on their fertility whatsoever. They don't consider that they are the only child their parents had after years and years of trying and being higher in age.

>>76885184
We've been trying for a while, but the timing was always off. She'd start her period a day or two after, or miss that month completely and return negative test results. The test came back negative last week, then the last few nights it's been three positives in a row.

Fuck bros reading this thread made me regret not knocking up my ex gf and now I'm 33 and it's too late for this. It's so over bros I'm dying childless

>>76885217
Time to set up the OBGYN
>>76885233
I mean, probably. You can still try. You just have to make sure you take good care of yourself and accept the fact that depending on when it's going to happen for you, you will probably make autistic children. If you're in you're 33 now and let's say it takes 4 years find a woman that you actually love and can make a family with, and get down to family making, you'll be 37.

>>76885233
Get an 18 year old gf. You still have 3-5 years before your sperm degrades to the point that odds of having a tard baby is increased by more than a statistical margin of error. You'll need a young, healthy woman, though. Don't waste time on one over 25.

>>76881489
>Taking supplements
ngmi, if you're not getting your nutrients from natural food sources you're by default a retard.
Here it is:
>Drink lots of water
>Dont drink drugs or do alcohol
>Exercise, especially cardio
>Ice your testicles regularly to cool them down

>>76885244
You really think that he can convince some teenager to not only marry him, but breed with him, and that she'll also be a capable mother to their children?

>>76885257
It's quite simple, really. I acquired a 19 year old girlfriend at 36 simply by having a a huge cock I flaunt in sweatpants at the gym. It was easy to spot which ones were looking, I chose the 2nd best looking one to flirt with, made small talk, and two weeks later I was raw dogging her on my bowrider. Just have a huge cock, an easygoing personality, and a boat.

Penis in vagina

>>76885270
Very cool, ain't on. Anyway, how did you get her to agree to an actual marriage? Not just having intercourse, but actually be legally stuck to you. How did you get her to agree to pregnancy? How did you even filter her off the birth control? How did you get her to stop drinking like a fish? How did you actually take care of her during her pregnancy so that she did not harm the child? How did you get her to agree to breastfeeding and then force her to actually maintain it? How do you make sure that she's actually taking care of your children and not just giving them an iPad as soon as they're big enough? Keeping the house clean, keeping the child fed appropriately?

im in my 40s but my wife is in her 20s how fucked am I?

>>76882438

surely even if this was true the damage would have been done already

>>76885300
Autistic child. The good news is there's a decent bit of support for that and if you're here you're probably autistic too, so you should already know how to handle that and help the kid.

>>76881489

It takes 70-90 days for your sperm to be created

ProFertil includes supplements targeted for dna fragmentation
https://shop.profertil.us/

>>76885403
if you cum less than twice a week then you lose sperm motility. Exercise your lower body, increase cardiovascular health and shoot your goo every 2-3 days.

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>>76885403
Oh cool I didn't even know that there was a treatment for DNA fragmentation, and you just happened to sell it? Man, that's so cool.

>>76885428
you are retarded and dont know what you're talking about

What's the best position for fertilitymaxxing?

>>76885403

i'm going to need some salsa for a claim that ludicrous

What is it about pregnancy that makes women temporarily extra attractive? Is it really just their hormones getting kicked into jet engine afterburner mode?

>>76885522

it's a combination of their tits getting bigger and you being a coombrain

>>76881502
unironically get your T checked

>>76885455
>don't abstain from cumming
>exercise regularly
>"this guy's a fucking retard"
sincerely kill yourself

>>76881489
YES; all OTC Test boosters are a scam.
WADA B& shit is the only good shit.
Go to a Urologist and tell them that you aren't having any luck. Get a semen analysis done and a male hormone profile (T, Free T, SHBG, LH, FSH). They will proabbaly push Clomid first as most are pussies about injections. Don't do this as the Zuclomiphene side of clomid isn;t fun for a guy mentally speaking. See if they can get you enclomiphene.
Look into HCG or if you really need help, HMG.
Also get your fiancé's hormone profile checked too.
The latter two, HCG and HMG have helped hundred of gear users have many kids (and not just daughters either).

>>76885308
Wrong, you go back to normal 10 days after wearing polyester underwear

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8279095/

>>76885522
Its because she's pregnant with your spawn. Your monkey brain is coded to be very pleased and want to take care of her.

>>76885590
If its that bad he shouldn't breed.

>>76885744
But it happens with pregnant women in general.

>>76885768
Then you're a pervert

>>76885772
If I ever get married and have a child I really look forward to tittyfucking my pregnant wife while I can. Their titties look so big and soft...

>>76885861
Its fine if its your wife but not other's

>>76885880
Of course, infidelity is for assholes.

Reading this thread is proof that anyone who uses 4chan and becomes a parent should immediately have their child taken from them by child protective services. It is legitimately child abuse to have a 4chan-using parent

>>76886007
Been trying to make babby for 12 months now, failing. Maybe if I quit 4chan for good she’ll pop a positive?

36, almost 37. She’s not 30 yet.
Vasectomy reversal + test/hcg/fsh
Last count- 6 million (oy vey) swimmers one day after 2 goon sessions

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>>76881489
>my fiance and I are going to start trying for a baby
Why are you trying to have a bastard?

>>76881489
I would change arginine for citruline and keep it 1 or 2 humps per day, you gotta replenish your cum. Also, faggots here say soi lecitin increases the amount of cum. Citruline may work better for solid boners, gf is scared im permahard for her, which i think is based. Happy for you, OP. Impregnate that bitch and raise a happy and based family, good times ahead.

i have 2 kids and had them by cumming in my wife. hope that helps.

it's crazy to me how people will spend tens of thousands of dollars trying to get pregnant sometimes, like just take the hint. god didn't intend for you to have children with her, end it. there are billions of women and she isn't as special as you convince yourself

>>76886346
you sound single

>>76886382
i am
>>76886315

>>76886388
a likley story...

>>76881489
Take
>zinc
>selenium (mind the dose)
>citruline
>vitamin C
>vitamin E (mind the dose)
Sex frequency is up to you. Once a day is literally the same as 4 times a day. Make sure you follow her cycle which is easy to notice. Foreplay with a bit of edging is pretty good to enhance the velocity of your cum and also the volume of preejaculate which helps to carry semen. Also once you cum in her it's usually good to stop fucking otherwise you are risking to push the cum out of her.
Don't force it. Be relaxed (both of you) because after a few tries she might be disappointed and depressed that it "takes too long" and this just create unnecessary stress. Good luck.
Sincerely yours
Doctor Cum

>>76886412
my girl was a forceps delivery and was only 2.8kg. she's 10 now and above average height. she recently got top of the class for maths and she's a talented drawer. my son was 3.2kg and they fucked up the epidural and gave my wife a seizure because of a change in doctor shift. he is also above average height. he's 6 and likes gaming and soccer and he is a chatterbox. they started out as cum from my dick

>>76881489
>>My gf and I sometimes have sex 4 times in a day. Am I ruining my chances by not giving my body time to replenish? Should I focus on 1-2 times a day or just have sex as much as possible?

I believe that an ordinary man doesn't need to have sex every day. It is necessary to give the man's body rest, time to recuperate after a day of sex. I think it's optimal to have 1 day of sex, and 2 days of recuperation, and then repeat cyclically. But If your wife has too much libido and she is a nymphomaniac, and therefore she very want to have sex everyday, then you can fuck with her with a strapon, because it does not burden on the husband's reproductive system.
I read the results of the medical study, they say that daily sex reduces the quality of husband's sperm, but regular sex with days to recuperate gives good quality sperm.

my advice when you have kids is to talk with them and teach them things about the world because they learn absolute trash online and at school

>>76881489
ive been using opiates for like 10 years and managed to have a kid. then i started trt and still managed to get a second pregnancy. its early days but basically just B yourself :^). i used hcg for the second one though.
it also probably helps to be healthy and not doing weird shit like race mixing. i dont know.

>>76885453
not selling it, just giving the link. it's not a treatment, it's a supplement and pretty much the only one that targeted for dna frag. looked into this because wife miscarried after i got her pregnant on the first try and my sperm numbers are better at 40 than they were at 45, but dna frag was a little high.

>>76881489
it takes 9 months for the benefits of supplementation to come to fruition on sperm production.

yes you read that correctly.

>>76885590
Elaborate on the whole hcg/hmg only gives your daughters thing

>>76886346
I agree. Its suppos evto be free. And unintentional. Easy. There was actine we were afraid of pregnancy and needed 4 birth control methods or there's be an accident. Now you've gotta stack supplements and artificial hormones for both parties and see a fertility clinic and STILL have fully unprotected sex for months to years.

>>76881489
I hear you put the p in the v, but idk?

>>76888598
You also pee in her

>>76881502
>>76881489
is this what women's' sex drives are supposed to be like off zoloft and birth control? I'm seriously considering ending my current relationship due to a complete lack of sex drive from my girlfriend. when we first started dating she was insatiable. she then "got on her meds" and she slowly stopped wanting to come over and gained like 25lbs (was ~130lbs and went to above 150lbs @ 5'3). at first it seemed too good to be true, but then the stereotype came true: she got fat, stopped putting in effort, and now we have fucking mid sex maybe twice a month. I don't pursue her sexually anymore and I don't find her attractive, and not just because of her physical appearance

I'm probably being way too patient, and having two incomes in one houshold is great, but jesus fucking christ I've been sexually frustrated for over two years now, and I'm about at the end of my rope. if valentine's is sexless again I'm going to have to work up the courage to break up. this is my first "real" relationship, and currently I'm essentially roommates with a fat slob who I wouldn't even say I'm in love with

anyone been in a similar situation?

>>76888652
TWO YEARS WITH A FAT CUNT THAT DOESN'T FUCK?!
It won't get better. Even if you convinced her to go copper IUD for birth control. She won't quit the SSRIs and won't lose the weight. She will be very insulted. Shell say sges actually better than ever abd yiu just want her to he miserable. She'll say you're supposed to love her no natter what she looks like. She'll say you're supposed to love her for more than sex.

I accidentally made my wife pregnant again. all 3 times it happen on first "try", literally one time sex when we thought her ovulation was over. we use the calendar method (pro tip: it doesnt work)

>>76888652
Same, but we're both on zoloft so she is rarely in the mood, I'm rarely in the mood and it's a miracle when both of us want it. When we do have sex like once a month I last but a minute or two. I masturbate sometimes, but it's like an itch more than a pleasure. She says she doesn't masturbate at all and I believe her. We're both young, relatively hot, living under the same roof, but too depressed/medicated to fuck.

>>76888756
Stop taking the meds.

>>76888652
>girlfriend
get out now

Dad of 3 boys reporting.

Be sure to track ur wife’s cycle and Pound her at least twice a day 4 days before and after ovulation. I like to fuck my wife lying flat on the bed face down. Really drive it into her. We have gotten pregnant within two months of “trying” to get pregnant each time. Really just drill her with ur joosy cock bro.

>>76888805
Basically this. She needs to track her cycle so you know when she’s ovulating. No need to have sex more than once really as it starts to put too much strain on your production.

t. Baby is due in June

>>76888810
Same dad of 3 boys. Also a biochem major, physiology teacher, and postgrad in a medical field.

You won’t “strain” ur supply. Sperm takes 2-3 months to mature in your sack. Sperm also survives for 2-3 days inside ur wife.

So plowing her once or twice a day is fine. Or 5 times. It’s a good excuse to just fuck her a lot.

Also that being said, make sure you’re not doing any degenerate drugs and alcohol for like 4 months before trying for a kid. Her as well. As that can affect the health of your sperm as it develops and matures.

>>76888805
>not on the first shot
Kneel to me.
>>76888810
How can she not know? She starts having egg white consistency discharge. Either way we never tracked it we just had sex. That simple.

All this talk about real passionate sex with their wives, actual baby-making loving sex and not some one-night-stand bullshit, has me jealous and hard as fuck. I could cum without even touching my dick just reading y'all's stories. One day I'll find real love and finally cum inside her for the sole purpose of creating a new human. Like I just wanna come home dead tired, spot my wife busy doing something around the house, drag her right there, yank her pants down and empty my balls deep inside her without a single thought about Plan B. Congrats to every one of you who already have that life.

>>76881992
I was 31 and 33 from my first two. Wife was 26 and 28. First try both times. I had a few friends around the same age taking months to get pregnant
>>76884981
Unironically might help

>>76888871

i must sadly inform you that once you're married to her you will no longer want to do that

>>76888880
So close to fantastic digits, but no fantastic digits. Anyway, it's hard to say who the problem is unless you actually do get a work up done by a doctor because it's a two-way street. It's not just one person responsible for fertility. You're two people trying to make a baby. So it could be either one of their faults.

>>76888880
>I had a few friends around the same age taking months to get pregnant
It took us over 3 years to finally get pregnant. Timing and stress were the big factors in our case. Her work constantly put her in a state of high alert. Workplace stress so bad she'd miss her period for 3-4 months at a time.

>>76889603
Don't you think that's a sign that you guys just shouldn't have kids? I mean, did she quit her job? Or is she somehow supposed to raise a child while under so much stress that her body can't function? How in God's name did you avoid a miscarriage? And just what the fuck does she do for work that's so horrific?!

>>76888943
why not? =(

>>76888652
Dump her bro.

>>76889848
She was a worker at long-term housing for homeless people, but the environment among other staff there was the cause of her stress. She quit last year and now works part-time somewhere much better.

>>76890383
Good shes not anymore but she should've quit way sooner if it was that bad. Why work such an awful job

>>76881489
Make her swallow before fertilizing. Really, it reduces miscarriage risk https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0165037818302183