the surgery worked. he won.
>>76883417I would rather have a fat belly than a rotting belly.
>>76883417Horrible scars, still 5'0", his head is still the biggeest most noticable thing on him, and I bet the side view when relaxed he still has a big bubble gut.
>>76883417has there ever been an olympia contestant that had noticeable scarring or post surgery stress on the body?? this seems super retarded if the sole goal was trying to get a card
>>76883417He needs to have surgery on his skull to make it a normal shape.
>>76883417that looks really shit
appears to be an outline of a boner or a christmas tree on his stomach
>>76883417He would unironically be hot if he were to grow a full foot taller and didn't have shitty lower ab skinHe has a lot of ogre potential but sadly he's a little gay gremlin
>>76883417Still looks like a rejected character design with his mutated skull.
>>76883417bah
>>76883451He's given up on actually getting his pro card, now it's just pure vanity. Meaning there is nothing stopping him from surgery maxing.>Hey guys I'm back from surgery. No I didn't get leg lengthening surgery, I've always had comically long legs and a short torso.>t.mike 5'4"
>>76883451Nick Walker comes to mind with his gnarly legs, but I guess they're not as bad with the tan on stage
His body language looks exactly how my nephew's did when tried to shit his pants in protest because I wouldn't buy him candy at the store. Perhaps that's what Mike Israel is doing when he flexes for the camera. He doesn't believe that the world has given him the credit he so rightly deserves so he tries to shit his pants in an autistic fit.
all this because he is incapable of dieting even on tirzepatidekwab
>>76883417What did he win? And show the back.
>>76883417this has to be rage-bait right? his whole career is that he has a decent voice and that he rage baits other youtubers into shitting on him, i don't get it otherwise, probably also gets artificially pushed by other jews at Youtube
>>76883417>roid fag >stil need a surgery>Weak as hell>jewHow the Fuck this shit can give an advice of fittnes?
>>76883417the kikes should lay off of bodybuilding, it highlights their disgusting physical deformations.keep doing the shit behind the scene instead
I've been avoiding this board for months and missed this whole Mike Israeli drama. I kinda didn't want to hate him because one of the criticisms was that he (rightfully) said intelligence is based on race. But then he stuck true to his name and started calling kikes the master race. This entire industry is so schizo.
>>76883417anyone who lets themself get fat deserves to have their rights stripped away and sent to live the rest of their life in a concentration camp
Get a hair transplant next>>76883460Those are actually his masseter muscles. Normally they don't grow this much because no one progressively loads them. But roids certainly will make them grow larger than usual just with normal usage just chewing and shit.
>>76883417>fitness expert>can't do fork putdownsoof
So removing love handles is truly only possible thru surgery, I was 10% bf and still had it
>>76883417I'm gonna go through his channel for pecs but kinda add some 1-3rms since I'm natty. He should do some hardcore abs and strict presses like 60% and actually use serratus, heavy deficit abs/abliques, strict squats etc to thicken his core to fill out the stretched skin. Probably some front delts so he can get bigger mid/rear idk why you guys shit on this dude's ass so much.
>>76883979His proportions are pretty sick minus some tris and shoulder work>looks inflated not strongThat's easy to acheive at this point:>heavy benching>lots of delts>2 rope tris>heavy abs The physique is pretty nice he just can't bulk long roided won't fill out as much but he's probably actually quite strong
>>76883417>jewish>ugly>stupid>short>bald>c-sectionlmao
>>76884194Where's your PhD goy?
>>76883417He's funny.
>>76883417why does he look like he gave birth
>>76883417fuck sake lad I'm trying to eat my dinner heredisgusting
>>76884232ENRIQUE
>>76883423He still has a fat bellym he is doing vaccum just to look as if he doesn't have a roid gut.
>>76883451He'll never get a card because he refuses to change his diet.
>>76883423This. What the fuck is going on down there
>>76883417Greg must be jerking off to this right now
How do you get water stuck in your love handles and you can't burn them off? It's not FAT it's water lol
How do you get shit stuck in your ass and you can't shit it out? It's not DICK it's shit lol
>>76884134It's not even fork putdowns, have you seen what this motherfucker eats?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyA0zPohfV0I'm kinda mad he has such nice gear in his kitchen and absolutely fails to use it. I'd cook every single fucking day.
>>76884311so you're saying it doesn't matter because he'll never put in the work?
>>76884700doesn't seem that bad at all. The comically large bowl of cereal would be better off as just oats or whatever but its fine. Otherwise it was just a normal bodybuilder diet
>>76883417This nigga's abs look like rotisserie chicken skin
>>76884700Who watches this shit srsly.Life is far better after ditching the online influencers.
>>76883417Looks like the pods from Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
>>76883417I feel really bad for him. He's ugly, old and unsuccessful despite using roids
>>76884923he has a 160IQ, he's doing fine
>>76884193you can't be serious
kek people go through all this subhuman shit just to get chocked out by me under 10 secs.i really dont understand this freak show "sport".
>>76883417>just bulk and cut bro you won't get stretched skin trust me the greats did it and so should you!absolutely brutalyearly, monthly, biweekly, weekly, daily reminder to never EVER bulk it's a stupid ass meme parroted around by retards that destroy their own bodies and need surgeries to cope
>>76885132There's a difference between bulking and getting fat, Mike was literally obese
>>76883417why is his belly all veiny? that's not normie
>>76883417I legit don't understand how he can display so little detail in the arms and delts. Even at 12% I can display arm separation as well as delts and tri striations
>>76883423>>76883417what am I looking at here? Did he contract the g-virus with a used syringe? He's about four days away from sprouting an eyeball on that gut
>>76883417It doesnt matter because you'll never put in the work. If you really wanted it, you'd already be lifting and not worried about some arbitrary timeline.If someone does tell you a timeframe you find acceptable, you'll go the gym then quit in a few months when you see no progress and then go back to making "how to achieve" threads with a pic of Gooky the anime character waiting for someone to "redpill" you on how to get jacked without doing anything. loser
>>76884765Correct. He's a grifter surrounded by yes men. Also he's definitely gay.
>>76883417He looks like he's in his 60s
>>76883417>I won
>>76884194Lmao this nigga does have a c-section
>>76883417His stomach looks DISGUSTING holy shit. Absolutely gormless. I bet even coach Greg is going to go easy on him when he sees this shit.
Who is this guy? I’ve only seen a couple videos and his advice sounds good. What did he do? Why is he hated?
>>76883417It's like looking at a golem made out of regret
>>76885766he's just flexing it, naturally it looks good
>>76885439>you'd already be lifting and not worried about some arbitrary timeline.This. Just lift and see where you end up, be consistentPeople on this board always talk shit when I say it took me 8 years of lifting to bench 3pl8, yet how many of them can even bench 2pl8? The ones talking shit can't even unrack 3pl8 lol. Who cares how long it took, I can still bench it, and I'm not a fatass either while doing it
>>76883417I'm being serious when I say he is probably the most physically revolting person I've ever seen
>>76883417>roiding for this
>>76883417The surgery failed. Most disfigured "abs" I've seen yet. What he needed was a fuck-ton of phototherapy and enzymes instead.
>>76883423>>76884321>>76885361>>76883428It's just loose skin, which he cannot get rid of without even more surgery, lmao.
Mike should go full Rich-mode and get a ton of tattoos and start taking melanotan
>>76889138>It's just loose skin, which he cannot get rid of without even more surgery, lmao.No Dr. Mike, it's clearly a big maze of fibrosis and you need to read >>76889125, kek.
>>76883417most aesthetic jewish body
>>76883956dieting is the hardest part of being /fit/ by far though. Going to the gym and lifting hard is still comically easy next to the beast that is consistently eating clean.
>>76883417>won
>>76885687Oh, shit. Kek. I just posted the same shit as you, then saw it was already done.
>>76883417>he wonAn ugly contest?
>>76883956Hi i am a newfriend ive only been browsing 4chan for 17 years. I see people posting kwab what does it mean?
>>76889288unfortunately Mr Mike didn't even try. he did the same thing he always does, pumped himself full of drugs and expected that to take care of everything
>>76889970Back to tumblr. Now.
>>76889970kekwas alwaysbased
>>76889970killed with a brick
>>76889970Lol same here bro. I feel like kwab has to be a europoor thing more than a 4chan thing. No idea what that shit means and I’ve been here for an eternity (and I can triforce)
Let's ignore the autism and the mental illness. Physique wise: Nothing works here. It's all wrong. What even is he pursuing anymore? Aesthetics won't be found here. His attempts only get him further from it. Neither is pure size, nor pure strength and clearly not health nor balance. "The ugly fitness instructor look" aka "I assume this (apparent) fucked up looking 60 yo knows his shit because he is still buff at his age"?Ignoring the head. The proportions, the bone structure, the wrists, the ankles, the hands, the legs, the hips, the balance, the skin, the stiffness, the popcorn bloatedness. It doesn't work. Whatever he is trying to do here.In another universe, this fucker dwarfmaxxed, is a jeweler, does /out/, /diy/, /an/, /adv/ and /k/ content, has a bunch of close friends and family who love his forge, chops shit, picks shit, throws shit, then works out a bit for health and be able to do more, has a garden and lives happy with a jew beard and skullet and his little jewlings running around, making tables and stuff. The mere mention of roids makes him laugh and scratch his sawdust covered scrotum.How did we come to this? Why can't we have tonkatsu nards here?
>>76890056>and I can triforceprove it
>>76883417He will start putting on silicone tits next, after being BTFO'd with his credentials he has to botch himself to stay relevant.
>>76883417what the fuck is that filename lol
>>76890056it's from /pw/. it means Kek What A Bitch. It's been used to meme a wrestler who got raped except he didn't. still it triggered him and he tried to sue 4chan.
