Name a flaw
>>76883592Looks like cockroaches in the thumbnail.
>>76883592I fucking love these little assholes so much. The only flaw, I've found. When I buy the pre packaged supermarket ones. Sometimes they're way too dry.Although, a friend of mine told me about a great organic fruit and vegetable store near me which has, I shit you not, the best tasting dates I've ever had.Fuck. I'm craving them hard right now
>>76883592too much calories
>>76883592>pure sugar and sugar alcohols>brown hands have been all over them>bite into it, grainy texture and foul taste>look down>pic related
>>76883592more platesmore dates
>>76883592Good alternative to plain sugar, but inferior micros compared to dried figs, which are pretty much just as sweet.
>>76883592Tastes like candied nutsacks
>>76883725How do you know how candy tastes? You gay?
>>76883632> I love fucking these little assholes so muchmooooooooooooooooooooods
>>76883661lol bruh fr u tried not eating them past the expiry date on god frfr no cap skibidi dibidi doo unc
>>76883592I quite literally can't.
>>76883728>*spits out a pair of jawbreakers*Why yes, I am
>>76883592Love them, just make sure to always buy them whole and not pitted. When they are pitted they are very dry.I often make a desert with yogurt, honey, dates and some walnuts.
>>76883773expiration has nothing to do with it, random ones are just going to have mold and it's fucking gross
>>76883791This, just get some chopsticks from panda express and depitt them yourself. It takes 2 seconds
>>76883592This food raises blood glucose levels high. Diabetes mellitus is a fairly common disease among humankind, and it so severe that does not like sweets.
>>76883592I don't like them, biggest flaw to be had desu.
>>76883592They make me forget the meaning of moderation. Especialy those high quality saudi ones my friend used to bring me.
>>76883592I can't, they're a god send when you're hungry at night. I'll have like 2 or 3 dates and it totally kills my hunger so I can sleep.
>>76883999Diabetes isn’t caused by sugar, it’s caused by excess fat in organs. That’s why diabetes is increasing while sugar intake is going down
>>76884286>Diabetes isn't caused by sugar>The disease defined by chronically elevated blood sugar levels>It isn't caused by eating sugar, spiking insulin and upregulating the randle cycleNice try Moxyte
>>76884286Fructose+fat leads to excess organ fat
>>76884286>Diabetes (also known as sugar disease) is not caused by sugar.
Dates are a fucking mandella effect as fuck. These fuckers did not exist when I was a kid. Then they were a hard nut. Now they are like some mutated rasin. Pure lies by the AI who runs this simulation
>>76884344>>The disease defined by chronically elevated blood sugar levelsYeah, because your body can’t use sugar due to fat in the organs.>>76884347Too many calories leads to fatty organs, full stop. >>76884387It’s called sugar disease because sugar can’t be used by the body due to fatty organs.
>>76884423Your bodies cells can't use the fat stores because you're stuffing the cells full of glucose substrate and making the body less efficient at utilizing any fat at all. That is the Randle Cycle. The body will produce any carbs it needs, exogenous carbohydrates are pointless for every adult animal weened off mother's milk.
>>76884439Guess how I know you don’t lift or do any other physical exercise or sport?
>>76884347You're right, everyone who has ever spread peanut butter on an apple has excess organ fat.
>>768845362 biggest MMA guys at my gym don't consume a single fucking carbohydrate ever. Guess how I know you're not in any sports and never will be.
>>76884556>don’t consume a single fucking carbohydrate everThat doesn’t even make any sense, you brain damaged dumb fuck.
>>76884573I'm sure it doesn't with your hyperglycemic, nutrient deprived brain fog. I understand.
>>76884573Do not tap the ketoschizo glass. He's mentally retarded.
>>76884556liar
>>76884585rip thyroid
>>76883592Just "discovered" these and they're fucking delicious. Only problem:Too much sugar.
>>76884573>>768845871 - The human body does not produce the specific kind of insulin required to deal with carbohydrate consumption.The insulin we produce is only good to deal with the blood glucose increase caused by consuming protein, from meat.That's why we get sugar crashes and why diabetics have to be given a type of insulin that's different from the one we produce.2 - Carbohydrates rot your teeth.Source, explained in under 3 minutes: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ihJDXwOnpxM
>>76884613>some ugly ketolard grifter trying to sell me dick pillsNo thanks ketoschizo.
>>76883592There are better fruits such as apples and oranges.Dates are fine to sweeten smoothies though.
>>76884613>The human body does not produce the specific kind of insulin required to deal with carbohydrate consumption.You’re completely brainwashed and retarded to be trolled into believing that And sugar only causes cavities if there’s a specific bacteria present (strep. Mutans) which isn’t naturally occurring in human mouths
>>76884685NTA but easier just to not eat sugar considering how ubiquitous that bacteria is.
>>76884692Hmmm, or maybe brush your teeth?
>>76884697You generate plaque even if you brush daily.
>>76884708No you don’t. Stop making up random bullshit.
>>76883632Yeah, the bagged ones in the supermarket are dry and dusty, Although i did see a bag in the isle the other day that said soft and juicy so maybe i was just buying the wrong ones. , but the majool dates are usually better.
>>76884715plaque forms in microscopic crevices and slowly grows, you're always going to miss a bit of it and it will begin growing. Don't eat sugar, fatty.
>Is the superior snack in your way.
>>76884890>incest orgy wasp larvae fruitjust like my japanese anime
>>76884900Extra protein
>>76884890The fuck are these
>>76883600Literally came here to make this comment. That's the only flaw I can think of, though. Dates are fucking awesome and incredibly based.
>>76884925dried figs
>>76884868.t morbidly obese Keto retard who thinks joe rogan is a genius
>>76883592explosive liquid diarrhea, with date-sized lumps (when eaten in excess)
>>76883592Gives you cavities.
>>76883592Mostly sugar and practically no worthy health benefits versus damn near anything else.
>>76885000Tastes good with almonds.
>>76884940sugar alcohol's deleterious effect on the colon and subsequent explosive fecal evacuation is a pseudo science, Moxyte said so.
>everyone who disagrees with me is moxyteKeto IQ
>>76885074>everyone who disagrees with me is a ketoschizoNu/fit/ normie IQ
>>76884286goddamn if there was ever a person that shouldn't wake up ever again. I hope to god you're sterile.
>>76883592I'm no Ketolard. But like 60% sugar does no sound healty. Also they look disgusting.
>>76884286it's from having too much sugar and not enough muscle fiber to absorb it. even skinny people can get it
>>76883592I really can't. >tasty>sweet>doesn't raise blood sugar for some reason>good micros >can't really find a better snack after working out>>76883723Both dates and figs are fruit of the God therefore they are great.
>>76884396I'm pushing 40 and we had a date palm in our yard growing up. I always called it the bug nest tree when I was a kid because the fruit clusters looked like hives. Absolutely delicious little fruits tho, and we always had way more than we could eat and used to mail a bunch every year to relatives in the midwest.
>>76884890Also very good.Where i live there are hundreds of wild fig trees. August is fig heaven.Next year gonna try dry some.
>>76885897Keto meltdown after finding out basic health facts>>76886216“Skinny” people can have visceral fat
>>76886539sure
>>76886201> But like 60% sugar does no sound healtySugar that comes from fruit and sugar from a candy bar are clearly different you retard, namely the inclusion of fiber and antioxidants in the fruit.
>>76887379Different how? They're the exact same molecule. Post body.
>>76887418I think he's saying fruit etc is healthier because of the inclusion of macronutrients not found in candy. He's just too retarded to know that sugar is going to be absorbed the same regardless.
>>76883632If you eat them regularly there’s some great organic farms in California and Arizona where you can buy a box of dates from the most recent harvest (this past fall)>>76883661Always open and inspect dates, there’s occasional mold or ze bugs inside (both are extremely rare from the organic American farms in my experience)
>>76887509The sugar in fruit isn't metabolized the same as refined sugars you dumbass, because of the FIBER. The only situation where fruit sugar can be bad is when you make juices that remove fiber.
>>76887921>just eat some celery with your skittles
>>76886230>Sugar doesn't raise blood sugar.Yeah, for sure, bro.
>>76886230Brown hands typed this post, although dates are still based
>>76888528Fix your bot
>>76887418>be me le ketolard>find out oh noes glucose is le poison in high concentration oxidative stress and inflammation :O>start eating le butter and bacon and le ribs xD>find out ketones can also be toxic at le high concentrations "oh noes me thought it was le god particle" umphf :(>but then! voila! ketone only harmful if have type 1 diabeetus XDXD>too late when le me finds out ends up dying from arteriosclerosis at 55 from too much saturated fats *sadface*
>>76888777>your body evolved to produce le dangerous toxins when you dont eat foodTake your betus meds, Moxyte.
>>76887950Not what I'm saying, also candy still has other harmful chemicals while fruit largely doesn't
>>76888848Snail metabolism ketolard almost realised that starvation is stressful for the body
>>76887963Very low GI for being 80% sugar and unless you eat shit ton of them they just doesn't spike blood sugar. It's a God's candy. >>76888528Dates are based and you are retarded.
>>76890266Yeah, you have no idea what you're talking about. If it has a low glycemic index, it means it does raise blood sugar. All carbohydrate containing foods raise blood sugar.
>>76884858>Remove dates>Replace with water>Sell as soft and juicy>Wow, they're fewer calories!!A sucker born every minuteSoak them yourself
>>76890274All food raises blood sugar but it depends how. Low GI = No spike, steady increase. High GI = Spike followed by crash.This is huge difference.
>>76890288I'm glad we agree you have no idea what you're talking about, are now backtracking and moving the goalposts. I'm sorry you can't admit that you were wrong in your initial statement.
>>76888777I take no pleasure in defending ketards, but fat blocking arteries is a receptionists idea of how the body works.Doubly sad when you clearly know what oxidative stress and inflammation are, already.
>>76890291Fair enough. Should've typed spiked instead of raise.
>>76890300Yup
>>76883592>Name a flawThey can not be used with ketchup.
>>76890302t.
>>76890311Sorry you're so upset.
>>76890316I am not, quite the opposite. Got dubs 4 times in a row while you got none.
>>76884286actually correct. roy taylor also confirms this.
i like having handful of prunes with morning porridge, helps me shart
>>76883592They are grown in occupied palestine territory.
>>76883632>>76884858I get the bagged supermarket ones, I know what you mean but if you just check the bags beforehand you can avoid the dried out ones. Sometimes it means you have to wait for them to restock the shelves though.Or could try what the other anon said and rehydrate them, never tried that myself (besides adding them to things like cereal which will hydrate them).
>>76884890>>76883723>figsSignificantly more expensive than dates here (3x the price). I eat both but get figs less often because of that.
>>76890291>God's candy>made by humans selecting for more and more sugary fruit plants over the course of a thousand years>didn't exist in its current form until about 4000bc>Known for being one of the sugary snacks Egyptians ate, a people notorious for getting ancient BetusSugartoddlers are something else
Bagged myself two bags of dates and a big bag of figs yesterday.Smashed one of the dates within under an hour. Fuckin love those little assholes so much
>>76890534Did you mean to reply to me because nothing you said is relevant to my post?
>>76890534>>76890811was meant for this guy>>76890266
>>76890816Its all good
