Is this physique really that awful? People are saying he looks like a slob specially compared to his wife
I want to have my way with his wife while he watchers her enjoy my muscular body and is helpless to stop me from giving his wife the best climaxes of her life
>>76887818>Is this physique really that awful?Yes but look at that big yard and look at the wife. He is doing something right
Her body looks pretty fucking good. But yeah he is clearly a beta provider for her. Women who are going to settle down with a beta provider have to get someone less attractive than themselves if they want it to work.
>>76887818Lucky lad hot wife, and a kid.
Why? This is your average "white guy over 25" physique nowadays.
>>76887847White guy over 25 -> all dad over 25
>>76887836She uploaded the picture and she was defending her husband a lot in the comments
>>76887818I mean it's a fairly average physique for a man in his 30s now a days. I think people are just salty about him having a hot wife with big tits so they try and put him down to make themselves feel better.
>>76887873This
>>76887818Her physique is better than his and she just had a kid a few years ago. If you have a hot wife and you aren’t in shape you deserve to be cucked. My dad was jacked and I respected him for it.
>>76887833But you never will, you will sit alone, jerking off while he has sex with her. In reality you're closer to his role in your fantasy.
>>76887935Been trying to get my gf into swinging. There's a chick in one of my classes eye fucking me with a big ol booty.
>>76887818I hope they are roasting him for those tattoos as well.
>>76887834This - point will be lost however on the isiots of /fit/
>>76888020>isiotsA thriving culture from the baltics if im not mistaken?
>>76887818>Sickly pale nordic white kid>Dad looks white but more mystery meat adjacent>Posting yourself in lingerie online Yeah she be fucking
>>76887818LOOK AT THOSE TITS HOLY MAMA >>76887833LMAO YOU WENT TO GYM AND GET NO PUSSY WHILE HE DOES NOT GYM AND GETS PUSSY THIS MAKES YOU FEEL SAD
>>76887818I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Are you fuckers not seeing her giant gunt and the ham-and-cheese croissant she's calling a chin? They are completely looksmatched.Quit over-rating women! You being thirsty for the touch of anything with a cooch doesn't make her more objectively attractive!
>>76888042Bought these today theyre for (you)
>>76887818He looks fine. He got a house, a family and he is not even obese just flabby lolIf he just got hairier no one would bat an eye.
>>76887833You just fuck your hand instead in reality, pathetic.
>>76887954I hope she leaves your degenerate ass.
>>76887818He does look like a slob
>>76888020Do you get the wrinkles out of your clothes with that irony bro?
>>76888067She is also hiding her belly behind her arm you can't see her lovehandles. It's just a flattering photo for her.
>>76888139>t. foid or homosexual
>>76888044checked, she's very recessed with horrible oral posture, tits almost sagging out of the bikini as well kekguy is a slob with extremely high bf, low muscle mass, of course he's drinking estrogen juicekid is kinda fucked not gonna lie, but that's just a typical normie familyCaptcha AAH YOU FAT FUCK GO FOR A J0G
>>76887833cringe porn brain slop, you type like an Indian kek
>>76888035Touch grass lmao. You are fucked in the head
>>76887818>Shit tattoos>25% BF body>Clearly never lifted>Dogshit tattoos>Wife drinking, him drinking while playing with their kid>Kid drinking pool water from toy>Wife not wearing a bottom pieceEither this is a very good AI pic or Americans are just the trashiest faggots in the modern world. Guarantee this fag listens to mumble-trap rap and tries to act like a street nigga.
>>76887818With a wife that hot, even after popping out a kid, he's basically asking her to cheat on him.
>>76887818>the disgust on the wifes faceit is over
>>76888188Thank you come again
>>76887818Counting down until she starts cheating with a bbc
>>76887818average white male physique. she definitely fucks ripped muscular big black BBC men on the side
>>76887818
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>>76888340go back to discord you troon indian
>>76888349Kek he always reminds me of the guy from sin city who got his dick shot off
>>76888354go back to watching BLACKED.com every night timmy
>>76887847Saaar, post body saar
>>76888260>WHAT A PATHETIC LOSER SPENDING TIME WITH HIS SMOKING HOT WIFE AND SON AND ENJOYING A COLD BEVERAGE ON A HOT SUNNY DAY
>>76887818Wagie who doesn't have time for gym
>>76887818A true skinnyfat.
>>76887818You can see his penis poking.Very very disrespectful.>iykyk
>>76887818prob a chad 10 yrs ago. obvi has a decent job
>>76887818That physique is pretty impressive for a white guy.
>>76887818her vagene is out good morning saars
>>76887818it's less the physique more the poor physical and mental state such a physique produces. if that physique made you physically and mentally better I'd be on it but it's the opposite rather. I've had that physique it's not a happy life
>>76887818skinnyfat dyel he looks like shit
>>76887818Hes a fat piece of shit but, he made it so who cares. Now, letting his wife dress like a prostitute, in front of their child, posting it online? Stupid retard.
>>76887818is this strawberrytabbyhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/uJf6PX3Ddds
>>76888581>whore wifeDid he really make it if hes doomed for divorce or cucking? What does it do to a young boy to see his mom dressed like a whore and posting her almost naked body online?
>>76888585what are you, from the 1400s? there's literally nothing wrong with that photo
>>76887818they look looksmatched to me
>>76888640She'd show less in an actual bra and panty set. If she walked down the street in a bra and panties thats a criminal sex offense, but a bikini? Go Queen! So empowered! Its her body her right to be just about nude in public!
>>76888585>he is doomed for cucking and divorce. she is posting her almost naked body onlinestrawberrytabby is not almost naked she actually is on onlyfans
>>76888681Oh so he's just a regular cuck
>>76888581Big titties big bally
>>76887818Who’s he?
>>76887836>Has a hot wife and has passed on his genetic material>The 4channer copes with his own psycho-analysis based on a single picture
The internet is such a fag
>>76888733Even IRL I'd think he was a cuck. Only my wife's doctor or myself should see her in her underwear. Not the whole world
>>76887818>Is this physique really that awful?Yes. He looks like he takes tylenol for aches and pains he gets just from entropy. Hunchbacked, dough-bodied slob aesthetic. Disgusting.>>76887834He's clearly made some good choices and his life doesn't suck, but come on man. Look at his wife's body again. If you could drive on the Circuit de la Sarthe, would you show up in a minivan that needs an oil change?
>>76887818Seems like the only guys who women won’t fuck are on the spectrum.
>>76888765She really doesn’t have that great of a body..
>>76887818b-but i thought women love the dad bod!?!? Why are they mocking him?
>>76889004Sorry, Anon. What women really want is some sad sack of shit that will be too insecure to leave them, cheat on them, or call them out on their shit. They want someone easy who won't be able to tell them when they've let themselves go. Don't get me wrong, they're busy, fucking Brad and Chad and Thad on the side, but their husband is the one that's supporting them. He is the anchor, he is the long-term plan. She needs him, she just doesn't want him. Even if she doesn't go outside of their marriage, she will lustfully sigh every time she's in the grocery store and sees Chad, Brad and Thad, shopping for cottage cheese and low-fat Greek yogurt.
>>76887818He doesn’t look that bad. Also he has a hot wife and a kid. Dude is doing better than 99% of this board
>>76888035Brown hands typed this
>>76889082Hot is subjective. My wife is hot to me, my wife is hot to probably about 1/3 my coworkers, 1/3 think shes cute, 1/3 thinks she'd be hot if she gained 40lbs but as is shes yucky and twiggy. I have two kids. I also have 16% body fat and 14" unrelaxed no pump forearms.
>>76888389>>76888721Samefag
>>76888035>>Posting yourself in lingerie onlineah yes the pool lingerie
>>76889244Yes. All that's covered are nipples and coin slot.
>>76889244Insane how being in the proximity of water makes it okay for women to be basically naked>>76889100Why are you asking your coworkers if your wife is hot ???
>>76887818>People are saying he looks like a slob specially compared to his wifeBro it's 2025, she is lucky she isn't sucking nigger toes or shaving a japanese mans ass.As a white man you can look 10x worst than this guy and still get a woman.What fucking world you live in where you think women have a choice anymore?This ain't the 80s, we will fucking let your ass go homeless ya weak cunt.
>>76887873The average person is a fucking moronAverage doesn't mean it's ok
>>76889364I don't ask, they freely give opinions. I work with exclusively males and she went to a work-related function with me once and has also brought a lunch to work for me. So they've all seen what she looks like.
>>76889100Based. My wife is 20lbs overweight and holy shit are we getting old, but she's hotter than any other woman on our street and goddam do I constantly feel a deep animal need to lick her entire body.
>>76889437Your wife be fucking
>>76888260>Wife not wearing a bottom pieceFML I missed that.
they both have the same bf%funny how thats attractive in women but awful in men
>>76889488Well, you know what? It's your wife. So she should be that attractive to you. I think it's disgusting but hey, that's why it's subjective right?>>76889492Yeah,me. She's pretty openly said that she's shocked that most of my coworkers are fat as fuck and those who aren't are brown. Just because other men want to fuck my wife does not mean that my wife wants to fuck other men.
>>76889553She be fucking the brown studs
>>76887833>>76888188I'm Indian, 5'9", never been in a gym and I'm on my 5th 20-something egirl this year just wanted to spread some good vibes! we're all gonna make it.
>>76889555She's racist. And "not fat" doesnt mean attractive. If I worked with Henry Cavill then I'd be worried.
Images like this completely btfo the blackpill. I love watching the incels squirm
>>76889575No they don't, they just intensify it.I knew so many parents like this. The guy just lets himself go and becomes a beer-bellied loser faggot while the wife slowly becomes resentful of him.Women's limbic systems for horniness are dependent on what phase of the mensural cycle they're in, and this fucking fat lardass skydoesminecraft loser is failing on all fronts.He's no longer muscular and dominant, he's just a beer dad. He's no longer emotionally resonant and proving his loyalty, he's just a beer dad. A fucking beer dad. I'm so FUCKING SICK of BEER DADS.This guy basically attracted a hot woman and then decided he never had to try to please any woman ever again, and is now letting himself go.His fucking woman is going to end up just like Lois Griffin or Marge Simpson. Her resentment and sexual dissatisfaction is growing. She buries her face inside of her romance stories, fantasizing about being raped by her imaginary billionaire vampire boyfriend for the EIGHTY MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME while her real husband drinks beer and plays a video game in the other room!She's going to be one of those obnoxious moms who The Bachelor and Love Island and all the other retarded media that reinforces her negative view of men. She drinks an ENTIRE BOX OF WHITE WINE PER DAY. AN ENTIRE FUCKING BOX. And she buys a bunch of retarded "Live, Laugh, Love" type houseware to convince herself that she wanted this. Eventually she has a breakdown and cries or something, and instead of being a manly man about it, the husband just looks DUMB and CONFUSED like he's in the middle of world war EIGHTY. FUCK THATAnd the kid? The kid grows up to be one of those fucking 5'6 geek freaks who tries talk to you when you're eating lunch about playing Super Smash Nigger Ultimate and how amazing he is at it like bitch I DONT CARE! FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU.Is this what you FUCKING FREAKS want?! You think the blackpill doesn't exist because of THIS?!?
>>76887818They’re looksmatched
>>76889571Racist women fuck wogs all the time
>>76889823nta but why are you so hung up on this
>>76889835You know why. Because he's brown, and he has hope. What racist women that are actually racist want to fuck brown men? I've known some performative edgy dudes who will fuck brown women, but that's also just because they're cumbrains that'll fuck literally anything. The second that they maybe have an opportunity, they'll take it. No matter what values it goes against. Just like how I've known some dudes that are """homophobic""", but if a dude in a skirt that looks close enough to the real thing says he's down to fuck, bro throws away all of his morals to go fuck.
>>76887818>Is this physique really that awful?
>>76887818looks like an overgrown obese 10 year old
i couldnt look that bad if i tried. sometimes guys with this build are pretty fast twitch / athletic for some reason
>>76888260>>76888450>>76889502So, uh, who took the photo?
>>76889770This guy was obviously at least onion curious even before his full transformation into a redditor.You can just tell from the first pic he was insufferable even then.
>>76889770How do you feel about liquor dads?
>>76887818>people are saying...this place is a shithole
>>76887818Why is she wearing a bikini thats 2 sizes too small
>>76890399both of them have not had a full nights sleep in a couple of years, nor have they purchased new clothing since it was born.
>>76887818>people who smash their bones and pay tens of thousands of dollars for surgery are mad because their cope doesn't actually gain them any girls and are mad at a guy who doesn't give a fuck and enjoys life with his wife
>>76890399She thinks she's sexy
