requesting the story about guy who wanted threesome with his gf and a lesbian and she called her a rug muncher
this thread used to be great until some time ago when this 3rd world dipshit started posting the unfunniest gym fail clips imaginable
>>76899094You could always actually contribute instead of constantly complaining every thread. If actual content was being posted often enough, the clips wouldn't be necessary. The alternative is not better threads, it's threads that are dead on arrival - no thread at all.
>>76899510Blah
>>76899553wait, are fat people gorillas?
>True beast giant. >Girl complains her boyfriend only works out his abs and not his hands. >Its bizarre shape is strikingly similar to that of the "Beast Giant."
>>76899094I'm not sure why the dementia-brained retard pops up daily to spend hours posting chopped up youtube videosit really is absolutely fucking retarded
>>76899647the changing of the guard. all the oldheads have left. hopefully they made it with trad wives bearing children. it is our time to hoist the flag and carry on their lineage of haha funnies and being silly billys. what say you?
>>76899510this was my first time complaining, retard. I hardly ever post.
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>>76899655I only collect indian cringekino.
>>76899779Post more I love these
>>76899643When was the last time you made that kind of effort? Have you ever?
>>76899779Is Bollywood - at least partly - to blame for the Indian incel pandemic?
>>76899510This, I really need some new stuff for my twitter engagement farm account
>>76900092[spoiler]FUCK I WISH REVERSE GENDER ROLES WERE REAL GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I NEED IT SO MUCH[/spoiler] so does anyone have any fph stories?
>>76900905>[spoiler]dyel spotted
Does anyone have the greentext where the guy installs his squat rack in a corner and it goes through his ceiling? Also where the guy tries to squat his body weight on his first time lifting.
>>76901123yes
>>76899883Bollywood is a copy-paste of Hollywood with more musicals. Of course bleupilling stems from that shit.
>>76899643Frankie Muniz preparing for his Malcolm return.
Damn, /fit/ has really gone downhill if it can't even must a 1/2 decent humor thread. Sad!
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>>76901742
>>76901756
>>76899883Yes. Movies like Kabir Singh and Pushpa literally have jeets thinking no one will fuck with them if they have the same hair, be arrogant, harass women and start smoking.
>>76899873I'm only going to drop one, since I'm out of time
>>76899881If my back made that kind of effort, I would be in a wheelchair
>>76901739Zoomers don't know about Final Destination.
>>76899779>>76902686Bros, did I just figure it out? Do Indian guys all just dress sexcore but they don't have the mass to stretch their clothes?
>>76899643
>>76903026I don't know why so many complain about the chick in the back taking so long to help, she's pregnant and not supposed to lift heavy things.
>>76899685
>>76901756nothing has fucking changed
>>76903026Honestly still an impressive lift with his size, even if he did almost kill or potentially cripple himself doing it.
>>76903026I'm always so glad when I see another ego lifter take the L.
>>76903032She knows to never relax
>>76899510>which is oftenlol
>>76899881I specifically remember the day I pulled 100kg for the first time. Dec 31st 2017. I was clinically obese at 105kg and my work colleagues got me a gym membership for a month that year in September, then I started going myself. I was so proud of myself, doing it in a dingy empty Eastern European gym, then going to my empty dorm, celebrating New Years over a frozen Tesco pizza...
>>76902815>Zoomers don't know about Final DestinationWe do. I watched the movies as a kid.
>>76899779Are they fucking children ? This is the kinda shit you do when you're like 8
>>76899779Never post any more of this shit
>>76902942This one gets me every time
>>76902815The most recent one came out like five months ago
>>76899881>Have you ever?No, because I train smart
>>76899935goddamn love me some boobies
>>76902824I've seen what they consider food in their native land and it's no wonder they're all skinny.
>>76904425Why not?
>>76901756Wait I thought SIR originated on r/fitnes
>>76903026Look how red his face gets lol
>>76904403Oh yeah? Let's see your standing front flip.
>>76904403technically yes, but it's called raping children
>>76900905>Unicorns don't do cardioThey're mythical fucking horses. Of course they do cardio. Dumb bitch.
>>76899881Nope, and as a result I am big and strong and will never be crippled.
>>76905498I never understood if this dude was supposed to be ugly or attractive.
>>76902942I lift for her.
>>76903032how many helped that ukrainian chick who got stabbed to death ?
>>76906288They were all bleck.
GO FETCH THE MANLET STRETCHER! NOW!
>>76906322As humorous as it is, the first swing always makes me cringe thinking about how bad that has to be on the joints.
>>76902824>>76904378Can we kill these two "posters"?>>76904078>obese at 105Are you a halfling?>>76906288The bus passenger were all shades of brown, so 0.
Anyone have the one where it's a bunch of screen grabs and in the center it says "/fit/ don't reply" ?
>>76899643world's strongest redditor
>>76899779every day i am more convinced that jeets are such an inferior race that they're borderline subhuman
>>76907161>monopolizing a public shared space to film yourself and post on social mediaduh>washing your hands in the bathroommY pEt PEevE tHe FucK iS wROng wItH pEopLe lMaOsocial media and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
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>>76904403Even western men used to be rediculous simps like this until a generation ago
>>76908548are you autistic? Its obviously a staged video. They all are.
>>76908534>borderlinejej>>76908562They make great cringe kino though.
>>76906322There's gotta be a moment where it feels amazing
>>76902942Snrrrkr
>>76912369humor bread? have i got a joke for you>are you an archeologist?>because, uh... y-y-y-y-ou too
>>76898750I have it but might take a bit to find it
>>76911053Yeah, when you get off
>>76898750Found it
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>>76912617>According to the archive, the last time this image was posted was in 2023Man I should get off this website and make something of my life. I'm 20 fucking 8 and I'm not getting any younger
>>76912624That wardrobe..
>>76912617You can't even feel bad for the anon because he's the retard who suggested the degenerate shit in the first place
>>76899779There's a video of a guy trying this stunt for real and getting brutally rejected
>>76913095well no shitlast time I saw someone do a flip for attention and it working was middle school
>>76912617Everyone in that scenario is just the worst
anyone have the greentext about the guy eating raw chicken on his rooftop
>>76903026cool gym, you can even lift shirtless
>>76912617This could've worked out great for him if he slowly let his gf turn into the dyke's gf and get them both out of his life. Imagine getting to break up with some bitch while also dumping the brunt weight of an entire relationship on some unsuspecting fag. Don't even have to deal with any woman drama, they'd get locked in a lesbo feedback loop that inevitably ends in a domestic.
>>76914840>TheKingOf/fit/.png
>>76912617>You lick snizz
>>76914840Sides in orbit
lol @ deadlifting
>>76906322After
>>76914771She speaks as if they fucked.
>>76915426You speak as if they didn't.
>>76915003how
>>76913125so you're saying this stunt works?
>>76914840>but I see asshole like king in castle
>>76904018He completed the lift, though. A 5pl8 deadlift with that build is nothing to skoff at.
>>76915435Looks like anterior knee dislocation.
>>76915004bait post, the video and the image are unrelated. guy just passed out from bracing too hard / holding his breath. you'd know that if you actually lifted.
>>76915004amazed at how long he stayed on his feet considering his spine wasn't intact.
>>76901756the redditor shit makes no fucking sensenot even the resident vegan shitposter types like that
>>76907161>mogged by some uncgrim
>>76917122Im pretty sure its implying he snapped his spine falling on the plates which isnt possible because that spine is clearly snapped to the back, not to the side and he landed on those plates sideways.
>>76915004>>76917064>>76917122>>76917348>snapped at L1If i had to guess id say its a typical locomotive accident snapped spine when you use safety belts to wrap around someones belly, not across the chest. Common in kids.
>>76912617THANK YOU, yes i had been looking could not find,, you are a pimp and a philosopher
A few more clips. Won't flood the thread with them, but just contributing some.
>>76917736>>76917737humor?
>>76917821cum>>76917757cum>>76917761semen
>>76917823spidermonkey-mode
>>76899883>Indian incel pandemicI think the female infanticide tradition is to blame. Starting from the 1980's ultrasound became more and more avaliable which in turn casues more and more female fetuses getting aborted. Even if a female baby is born, the family can do the old classic throw it into a well strat to remove it from existance so they can try again for a boy. The indian population pyramid shows the practice perfectly and there is no sign of it ever slowing down.https://youtu.be/rPqHjyqSVBE?t=89https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_foeticide_in_India#Originhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAIs9NdZ6FkMillions of incel jeets have had their potentional female partner removed 20-30 years ago. They are cursed to be an incel for the rest of their life, the only way to escape such fate is to be hyper competetive or import/kidnapp females from other areas (which in turn will create another incel in that specific area the female got taken from).Infact this >>76899779 shows the problem unintentionally in a nutshell.>In an alternative india timeline, that webm would show 3 men and 3 women having a jolly ol time and having a grand laugh together.>In our timeline however, it shows 3 men and 1 women because the other 2 got killed 20 years ago. The 3 men have to compete to gain the attention of the sole female that is still alive with the winner being the man that have the money to buy expensive shit.
>>76917911Holy fucking shit that is a grim pyramid
>>76917911Good. Anything that fucks over these ""people"" is a good thing.
That's it for today, I can post more clips in the next thread.Here's a mirin' clip rather than a funny one.
>>76906322I want to see this with sound, I bet he screams like a bitch.
>>76912373Like he wasn't already gonna kill a hooker.
This is fitness related because it involves swimming and sex, both physically intensive activities.
>>76914379Unfunny faggot
I was in love with a lesbian for 10 years. She was my oneitis hard. First time I saw her i told her that she was perfection in my eyes etc. She got out of an abusive relationship with a woman and I just randomly messaged her one night and she agreed to hang out. My lesbian oneitis agreed to hang out with me. At this point, I was a severe alcoholic and looked the worst I ever had in my life. Absolute bam margera levels of bloat lord. We hung out and talked for 8 fucking hours. It was amazing. The entire time I was thanking god that my life would finally get better. That I dont have to drink myself to death anymore. That I held on for this moment and that I would finally be saved from myself by her. My princess finally took me in. So I asked her if I could kiss her and she said "yes I was just going to ask you that." Anyways, we kiss for a bit and then go to her bedroom. We get naked and her body is amazing and mine is a mess and she didn't care. She was ready and willing and wanted me legs spread. Now, given that I was an out of shape alcoholic and was roughly 23 drinks in that day (average for me) my dick wasn't getting hard. My dick was right next to my oneitis' beautiful pussy after having been pining for her for 10 fucking years. 10 years and there she was. Byt my dick just wouldn't get hard. So I laid next to her and began panicking and blurted out "will you be my girlfriend" to a woman that just spent an hour telling me how she got out of a long abusive relationship. I didnt play it cool. I panicked and said the lamest possible thing I could have in that moment, to which she responded to by getting out of the bed and putting her clothes on. I began panicking more and started to apologize but at that point it was over. She drove me to my friends house and I got black out drunk the next night and called her and cussed her out for 30 minutes then tried drinking myself to death and woke up in the hospital. That was a year and a half ago. Been sober ever since.
>>76919057Lol
>>76918613What in the actual fuck....
>>76919057Absolute state of alcoholics
>>76918613It's time for the apocalypse now Jesus. Please come soon, this is enough
>>76918613>>76919230>>76919434Remember - Pakis raped a dolphin species to extinction because of their female like vaginas.
>>76919057That lesbian's name? Albert Einstein
>>76919008>(functional strength)lmao
>>76915003Anyone got this with sound?
I shit myself at the gym today. That is all
>>76920540Alright I'll bite, then what happened?
>>76899094True, I came back to this board after like 8 years and this thread in particular has fallen quite far
>>76920740I shit myself
>>76901756I remember this thread! Good times
>>76920782At the gym?
>>76903026but at what cost?
>>76920740>>76920782>then what happened?So you're a jerk? Because a white person would know what the word 'then' means.
Love the hyper accurate autism greentext. Posted for your pleasure.
>>76920947
>>76921083
>>76920816Aye, at the gym
>>76921083She’s literally me
>>76917911>a gazillion male surplus all subhumans waiting to hop on the H1B train in a 5-10 years timeGood Lord, I genuinely need these animals to be walled in their fucking shithole and their internet access to be cut off. Their entire existence is a man-made horror (sadly in our comprehension).
>>76921083She’s tweaking on pre lmao autism
>>76921078>her
>>76921433Truth, the real question is if we can use radiation to cure cancer. Why can't we use nukes to cure a cancer on the world?
>>76912617I am going to kill myself
>>76917823Finally, someone with good form
>>76921083Sick of attention-seeking retards claiming all normal human idle-animations are autism.
>>76922312Autists like to mask, when someone is diagnosed in their mid 20’s and starts sharing it with literally anyone and everyone, unless it’s ADHD they are not fucking autistic just low IQ which can be present especially in Women. If you grew up with Autism being an issue, you would not be proud of it, it makes normal life difficult and even gruelling fairly often.Which gets to the point of, if someone is a functional member of society, do they really even need a diagnosis, even if they are autistic and just won the life lottery growing up.
>>76899563It's why niggers almost always end up fat when they're not starving to death in Africa.
>>76917823I thought this was andrew tate at first.
>>76919581Wait what please tell me that's just a made up story
>>76923644Nah, pink river dolphin, they literally fish them out and rape them to death on the beach.
>>76918613based af
>>76919057Well,…at least it’s been a year with no booze. Congrats.
a classic: fat redittor eats the food that was supposed to be for the entire party
>>76918613I believe every word of this.
>>76915008Hello Lillebror
>>76915662Cunt
>>76917742Looks fun>>76917741Just retarded planrt fitness shenanigans
>>76917790Fucking kek, that could kill someone.
>>76919057You're cool lol.
>>76899881ran an 8 minute mile in high school and then fell in my front yard, vomiting and convulsing. was the hardest physical task of my life. just a skinnyfat gamer that decided to sprint until i physically collapsed
>>76915003That's what you get for hogging the smith machine
>>76908562I hate jeets but they do make some fine kinos.
>>76914771> Peoria ILEveryone there works for caterpillar.
>>76924774>shoes off>coat off>gives time to get readyI’m on the black guy’s side. He’s ready for a fair fight.
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>>76899643this was during covid, he probably looks better than zyzz by now with this kind of dedication
>>76918613This is /k/ not /fit/
>>76924823Fucking kek
>>76915004Nice bait
>>76899881no I hold breath and brace abdomen on DLs, screaming is a waste oxygen
what did he mean by this
Are you strong enough to rob a bank?
>>76924804>black guy>fair fightThey are pack animals, they are allergic to fair fights.
>>76924823That’s actually based as fuck
>>76900092kekd
>>76926149LMFAOO I fucking love my country (as a joke, because this shithole is a literal circus)
>>76924196reminds me of the time i was at my uncles house drinking and playing pool, my mom had baked an entire 16X8 inch chocolate cake and left it on the counter for everyone to have. well one of my cousins friends got extremely fucking baked and ate the entire cake by himself. no one was pissed it was more of a "come on man... shamefur dispray" deal. like seriously dude eating an entire chocolate cake by yourself is way beyond being a fat gluttonous fuck.
>>76919057Keep on drinking bro, theres no way up from there
does anyone have the cartoon comic panel about the blue or pink guy who thinks hes gonna start lifting to get chicks, then realizes hes wasted his life when chicks dont care and by the end hes lifting alone in the dark with a picture of adolf hitler on the wall behind him kek
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>>76899779I wonder how they did the flip. Looks pretty unnatural
>>76927415front flips always look cursed, but they are based and easier than you think.Reminder that front flips were momentarily the meta for long jump and then got banned out for being too good.
>>76927400Based, thanks for the delivering. Fuckin love that one
>>76901761
>>76914379>>76919025They even allow monkeys to lift
>>76903026>snow bunny coming in to check him upEASY FUCKFUCK WHY AM I WHITE
>>76926141 I just Kek'd my pants!
>>76923644https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indus_river_dolphinIt's a wikipedia primer so you'll need to dig into non pozzed sources
>>76899665she cute!
>>76917790you mad?
>>76917799how is this a fail? Solid behind the back deadlift
Requesting one where the guy dropkicks a fat person and bounces away
>>76929807This one?
>>76922212AI - why would the camera pan if it's on a tripod, and if someone was holding it, they would have panicked at the endAlso, jelly legs
>>76929904>AIYou schizos will call anything AI these days
>>76922208>>76922212Holy shit are these real?!
>>76929839Yes, you're a hero
>>76929978no, see >>76929904
>>76924196>AITA for eat a meter and a half of sandwich FUCKING KEK.
>>76927400Thats why you go for a 14yo virgin
>>76915003>do exercise for your chest>use your legs???
>>76931394>14No. 16 bro. 15 is the "child to adult" transition age (thus the debutante ball), 15+1 is a failsafe that she won't be an actual child beyond feminist propaganda.My country's AoC is 14 but that's sort of fucked up, in most of the civilized world (America is not civilized) the AoC is 16.
>>76901756holy fucking kino>>76920809please tell me about it i need to know
>>76917190if you mean the fedora guy that copypasta predates reddit
>>76924823Play on .5 speed. The guys arm 100% broke and noodles as he reaches.
>>76926145wtf i love andrew tate now??
>>76908572Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>76920947Ayyy LMAO
>>76935525This one is easily in the top 3.
>>76915639jej
