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>6'2"
>260
>handsome and wicked physique
>strong
>still gets dunked on constantly
If you're not mentalmaxxing you're NGMI
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>stupid broccoli fuck whom was not taught about how to respect people mess with strangers
>gets educated

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HECKING STUPID NAZI BOOMER!!! YOU ARE LITERALY HITLER FOR EDUCATING THAT FAGGOT!!!!
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>>76913304
I am mentalmaxing, are you?
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>>76913304
>disrespect man bigger than you
>get put in your place
Nothing more based than that, our law system should allow for such retaliation to be legal.
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>>76913314
Nah man, broccoli was in the right here. Big dude's whole insecure schtick was taken apart in seconds by a kid.
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>>76913323
Touch people without their consent, you get what you deserve.

Simple as that. 100 years ago, that lil prick would be working the fields instead
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>>76913326
Broccoli correctly ascertained that Mr. Hat would cry like a bitch if his bald head was exposed. Nobody would have ever even cared about the hat if it wasn't so obviously an emotional support object for an insecure, balding man-boy that's built his entire image around an "I am very tough" larp.

Mr. Hat got upset when his binky was taken away and lashed out at a child.

Anyone that thinks Mr. Hat came out on top of that interaction is an idiot.
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>>76913304
Kek balding receding fuck wearing hats. Don't wear a hat.
Hairline creeping behind the ears, hilarious, balding is a choice in 2025, especially if you have the money he has.
Can figure out how to use roids to get swole, but too stupid to take action to prevent balding. Fully deserves to be made fun of.
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>>76913355
>you must let spoiled teenage fucks do whatever they want!
That's why americucks are such spoiled retards
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>>76913323
An hero
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Uh oh… bald fag brigade will be here to defend this just like they’re defending that old bald fag interrupting and basically raping that cute girl during her workout
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>>76913314
>it's all a skit
>fake and gay for engagement
>you fell for the bait
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>>76913326
>physical touch is literally worse than the holocuast o algo
Damn white people really do be like that.
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>>76913304
>“I didn’t know that was bad, my bad bro like actually actually actually”
This zoomer got factory reset lmao
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>>76913360
Broccoli never would have touched the hat in the first place if Mr. Hat hadn't made it such an obvious sore spot.

>>76913361
I could never do something that would leave your mother so lonely.
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>>76913304
Anyone who wears a cap indoors is a certified cuntwad, bitch, and doichebag.
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>>76913477
this is psychologically proven btw. people with bangs and people who wear hats are trying to distance themselves from other people including the violence they want/will inflict. this is why bowlcut fags and nigs with bangs are responsible for a fuckton of murders.
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>>76913490
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>>76913409
He was understandably taken aback
Usually you'd expect someone to react lightheartedly to something like that, laugh and snatch the hat back. Not have a melty in the middle of a crowded gym
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>>76913304
Kek he is bald af fr, no wonder he always wears a hat
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>wholly inconsequential "event" that does not impact anyone's lives, not even the people it happened to
>/fit/ pores over it for years like there's nothing else going on in their heads

Losers.
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Someone else took his hat recently and he slapped another kid lmao
Those guys have the right to sue bradley martin for physically assaulting them kek
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>>76913580
It can affect their lives if those kids sue bradley martin for assaulting them (its illegal kek).
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Suing bradley martin for physical assault would get those guys really really really rich
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>>76913304
Bradley Martyn is an insecure faggot that has to roid at 40 years old because he has to build a suit of muscular armor to feel secure in the world. His hat is just the helmet to protect his balding insecurity. Also, he let his gf have an abortion. What kind of pussy does that
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https://youtube.com/shorts/0DVoI2Psi2c?si=jKj7Bz06x_wcq01D
This kid should sue bradley martin ;^)
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>>76913546
>Usually you'd expect someone to react lightheartedly to something like that, laugh and snatch the hat back
No you wouldn't. Are you retarded?
>melty
ah, just terminally online
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Well your honor, as you can clearly see in the video that bradley martin assaulted my client and your honor its just bad vibes and my client should receive a multi-million dollar settlement for phsychological and physical damage for killing my clients vibe
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>>76913630
NTA, but at the very worst having your hat snatched is worth an eye roll. Losing your shit over it just means the kid was right.
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Bradley Martin, show respect while you are in my courthouse. Remove your hat while you are in my courtroom. This was not a suggestion, remove the hat now!
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>>76913652
>Slaps the judge
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>>76913658
Bradlety Martin you are going to serve 25 to life for physically assaulting me , a judge, in my courtroom
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>>76913304
He's a bitch riddled with insecurities.
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>>76913378
Just keep your hands to yourself nigger.
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>>76913637
Only if it's between friends. They didn't know each other prior to this video.
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>>76913597
>>76913621
It doesn't work like that, because it was instigated by the kinky haired mulatto.
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>>76913637
It's disrespectful you filthy little cretin. This is what happens when you take bullying out of school.
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what’s with roiders and slapping people all the time
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>>76913326
>Touch people without their consent, you get what you deserve.
Tell that to the police, you try to fight back if they have their hands on you and they’d mess you up
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>>76913709
Amazing how Broccoli picked up on Mr. Hat's insecurities and knew preciselyhow to shame him into acting like a pussy within minutes of meeting him. It's almost as if Mr. Hat isn't fooling anyone with his tough guy act.

>>76913713
Yeah, disrespectful as fuck. Broccoli disrespected the fuck out of that insecure dude and came away with just a little slap. Maybe Broccoli didn't win the Interaction, but Mr. Hat sure as hell lost.
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>>76913742
The difference between a slap and a punch is a few K in damages and possibly jail time.
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They're both massive homosexuals

Bradley for being such an insecure fag that he needs to bully little twinks because he's scared of anyone hos size and zoom zoom for being gay.
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I'd like to see the average test levels of the "males" ITT pearl clutching about this
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>>76913766
thanks, this is the cope I will use next time I get slapped on camera
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>>76913903
You should, actually. If you watch the video, Broccoli laughed the whole thing off perfectly.
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>>76913711
>t. Bradley martin trying not to get sued
Only one way to find out ;^)
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>>76913946
Yeah and then he didn't even dare to look hat guy in the eyes for the remainder of the video. Honestly bravo, that was the perfect amount of force to avoid a lawsuit, while still showing the other guy his place.
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>>76913319
>Nothing more based than that, our law system should allow for such retaliation to be legal.
It literally does allow that, so long as you don't take retaliation to an excessive degree (kid takes hat, so smack him on the ground and give him a concussion)
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>>76913975
>>76913961
Assault is assault
;^)
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>>76914016
And the kid assaulted him first, so he was within his rights to assault him back, given the force used wasn't excessive, which it wasn't here
;^)
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>>76914025
>removes hat
Kek is that assault now? How insecure can you be cueball?
;^)
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>>76914043
>approach a random WOMAN (female) who is wearing a cute hat
>remove her hat without her consent after verbally provoking her
>not assault
Not even one sane person, leftist or right-wing, would defend that asinine position. Even guys who believe in physical discipline against women can admit that IS assault (which they may consider justifyed)
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>>76913314
This is why I just rape those college zoomer broccoli heads in the locker room when I see 'em.
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>>76914074
Well bradley marten committed battery by hitting the broccoli head
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>>76914043
It literally is assault per every single crime code in the United States. Take it up with the judiciary branch instead of /fit/, you faggot.
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>>76914196
The guy you're arguing with is a retard
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>>76913304
he grew thick muscles but not thick skin
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>>76914196
>>76914296
>t. Bald niggas that hide their bald head with hats and will claim they were assaulted by having their bald head exposed
Kek you bald niggas are insecure af
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Bradley marten is just mad because he is bald ;^)
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>>76913326
I'm going to bump into you by accident and then blow your brains out. Don't touch me.
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>>76914476
Why are you so mad? Are you bald? Why are you so insecure about being bald?
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>>76913319
A manlet btfoing a longpig wound even more keyed thoey
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>>76914479
Don't touch me dude. Touching me means I get to kill you because I read about the law on the internet. Don't fuck with me kid. I'll kill you if you touch me. Alphas rule the jungle or however the my steroid addled rage goes.
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>>76913477
You shove your hat up your ass when you near the door?
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>>76913742
Bitches get slapped
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>>76914463
Your hair looks like pubes you dickhead
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>>76914494
At least i have hair and no need to hide my head ;^)
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>>76913750
The zoomeroid wasn't a cop, so irrelevant.
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>>76914484
>removes hat and exposes your bald shiny head
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>>76913355
I wasn't even thinking about bald heads. You don't take people's things.
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>>76914664
Taking the hat was juvenile, classic just-a-prank-bro energy. But Mr. Hat played all the way into it like the insecure little bitch he's trying to convince everyone he isnt.
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>>76914688
Nah, he did what was right, he smacked a disrespectful little cunt. Just like you, which is why you're trying to make this about Martin being bald.
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>>76913359
You can't counteract the balding sides of roids if you're on the good stuff.
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>>76913742
what's with nattycucks antagonizing roidchads when they see somebody bigger and then crying about having to deal with the consequences of their actions
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>>76914741
>t. Bald
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>>76914741
BM made it about being bald when he decided he couldn't be seen in public without his hat.

>>76914754
Broccoli didn't cry, though. He was surprised that his childish behavior recieved childish behavior in turn. Basically, everybody involved was a little bitch.
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>>76913594
>>76913597
>>76913621
>>76913627
You're deranged

>>76913766
>Yeah, disrespectful as fuck. Broccoli disrespected the fuck out of that insecure dude and came away with just a little slap. Maybe Broccoli didn't win the Interaction, but Mr. Hat sure as hell lost.
The slap is symbolic. That's the whole point. He got the last shot in and he won.
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>>76913859
Seriously what a horribly gay thread. Is this what the younger generation is really like? Have any of them ever been in a fight or stood up to someone? I had some zoomer getting way up in my shit at a bar and I stepped to him and he was totally baffled like 'whaaat? what is happening? you can't do this??'
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>>76913359
It’s time for your sex change, twinky
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>>76913637
Never ever touch a stranger. Expect to get knocked out.
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>bald fit guy slap bitch zoomer
>nooooooo he is bald and I am cute please protect me
Kek bald bros are based
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>>76914875
I wouldn't even know who he is. I just recognize the name.
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>>76913304
He was like 21yo when this happened lmao I thought he was 15
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>>76915803
Me at 15 would fight back because I wasn't a pushover attention whore. This was a grown man believe it or not.
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>>76913304
>approach stranger
>guy is twice your size
>fuck around and remove his hat
>find out and get bitch slapped
100% deserved. Anyone who says otherwise is retarded. If you let random people mess with your shit without any consequences you are certified low test søyan.
>he overreacted
He didn't break his fucking spine, stab or shoot him to death. It was just a behaviour-correcting pimp hand (well deserved btw). I bet the broccoli zoomer will never attempt to do something similar ever again.
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>>76915273
>t. Bald af fr
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>>76915791
Expect to get sued ;^)
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The only people getting mad about this is bald niggas that hide their bald ass head and are extremely insecure about it ;^)
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>>76913304
losers who always keep a hat on inside are so fucking insecure it hurts. Like we already know youre bald as shit which is why you refuse to take it off, you aren't hiding anything.
Willing to be Copecappers get rated less attractive by women too compared to just owning your bad hairline.
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>>76916860
Its funny because you can tell someone is bald when they suddenly start wearing hats everwhere all the time when they never did before
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>>76913304
>6ft0
>255 at peak then drinks a ton of water
>uses steroids and stimulant cocktail on a drip to replicate dangerously high T
>weak
>somehow didn't put this permafried zoomer in the hospital
This guy's lucky he didn't get run down and suplexed just to keep it gangster. It is well known amongst real motherfuckers that one doesn't often fool with a real pimp and then walk away from it, this was one of those lucky encounters documented on camera for us to study and learn from.
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>>76916821
The people seething from this identify as the little shit stirring sperg and are insecure to see their own kind being put in their place.
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^bald^
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Yall just mad you dont have hair, so you hide it under hats ;^)
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>>76916837
negative
I actually snatched someone's hat to start a fight the other day but he wasn't going for it since I had about 80 lbs on him
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>>76916893
Kek based hair haver
Insecure bald niggas btfo by having their bald head exposed jej
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>>76916893
Be careful hair having bro, according to the insecure bald niggas here removing a hat is assault and you can get sued for exposing how insecure they are about their shiny bald head kek
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>>76915816
I only know because it was mentioned in this thread.

Can't believe I'm on day 2 of a thread where people are trying to prop this loser up for lmao slapping a small child that hit him in his obvious insecurity. Broccoli will be forgotten, but Mr. Hat will forever be remembered as the guy that got upset because his widdle hat got taken.
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>>76913355
yep, if baldie was truly confident he would've laughed it off or playfully ribbed him but he lost his cool, which confirmed what the zoomer intuited, insecurity is a relentless filter
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Bald niggas btfo by their own lack of a hairline
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>>76916957
>a small child
The guy is 21 years old. That's a grown man.
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>>76917034
Adolescence goes until 25.
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>>76914522
I have a full head of all-American hair, actually! Yours is African!
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>>76917041
35*
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>>76917053
Well you see ur hair havers have to stick together like our hairlines. The bald niggas seethe over our superiority
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>>76917056
45 here. I'll let you know when I feel like a grown up. Hasn't happened yet.
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>>76915832
Younger guys have 0 testosterone.
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>>76916886
Yes, there's several of those in this thread
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^bald^
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I have hair and never wear a hat
I am superior to bald niggas
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>>76917335
On the other hand you're small, weak, and not very interesting.
I wonder which girls prefer
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>>76913378
Yes. Keep your brown hands to yourself.
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>>76917407
>bald nigga cope
At least i have hair ;^)
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You can say all you want but unlike you , i actually have hair and the more ypu seethe about it the balder you get ;^)
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>>76917089
No, no, no! Pubes heads are a tier below bald eagles!
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>>76917575
You bald kek
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>>76917575
>bald nigga cope
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This bait has seriously gone on for two long stop giving this faggot yous
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^angry bald nigga^
Calm down before you lose all your hair jej
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>>76913304
You may not like it but the zoomer still won’t hear. No one will remember who this kid is but everyone will remember how fragile Bradley’s ego is.
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Lmao at bald niggas
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.
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Have you bald niggas tried growing back your hair instead of hiding that shiny head?
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>>76913304
OMG YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THAT POOR ZOOMER, HE'S NOT BUSSIN, MODS MOOOODDSSS
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>>76918584
Bradley morethin has a sus hairline fr
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Bradley morethin cant even grow pubes on his head jej
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>bald
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There is a fine line between being bald and having hair. It is called a hairline
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>>76917144
My grandpa was 90 when he started crying in the hospital. Was he a grown up yet?
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>>76919021
He is but a wee baby
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>all of these insecure low confidence millenials seething at the chad zoomie showing how much of a little bitch the roid tranny actually was over a retarded prank

You lose your cool to stupid shit like this you look weak and people dont respect you.

Simple as.
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>>76917539
Yeah so do I. I don't go around bragging about it because it's the least interesting thing about me.

>>76919140
I'd say getting slapped in the face and turning into a submissive bitch by it also looks weak and loses respect.
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Did bradley martin stop lifting? He seems thinner or is that just his hair line?
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>>76919756
Being bald and hoding it makes it the most interesting thing about you. It has people asking things like; how bald is he? Is it really that bad? When did he start wearing hats out of nowhere? I wonder how big that bald spot is? Etc.
It gets people talking about it
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>hiding ur head
Why are you bald? just grow it back jej
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>Tfw anon has to hide his lack of hair while i let the glorious locks on uncovered my mane to flow in the wind
I cri evry tiem ;__;
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>>76920005
kek
I'm not bald at all
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>>76920352
Unlike bradley martyn jej
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>>76920352
Maldy baldy
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>>76916841
Expect to lose on the grounds of provocation and have to pay lawyers fees
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How early did bm start going bald to be so insecure about hiding it?
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>>76920552
>removes your hat
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>>76914182
He’s using “assault” colloquially, not legally. Taking a hat IS battery. It’s actually both assault AND battery.

You can’t touch strangers. If a stranger touches you in a threatening manner, you can respond with violence.
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>>76913304
>If you're not mentalmaxxing you're NGMI
Zoomer terminology aside this is 100% true. I was 6 foot at 14 but people always messed with me because I was mentally weak. I didn't want to fight I just wanted to play with trains and read comics. Moral of the story is life sucks and might makes right. Look and act dangerous and if someone tries putting you down punch them until they go away.
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I wonder how many people who go to zoo culture gym have seen this thread? I wonder if anyone else has removed his hat or wants to do it... for the lulz...
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>>76920980
Probably none, because you know he would hit you for doing it. That's how this works. Humans are simple animals in this regard. What he did works and all this coping and sneeding is the kind of stuff you mutter as you walk home with a red mark on your face.
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>goes bald at 23
Kek no wonder he gets mad at zoomers with hair and ALWAYS wears a hat
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>>76920994
Brb finna buy a day pass to zoo culture, wear protective headgear, and pull bradley martyns hat off his head
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>>76920572
Bm = black metal?
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>>76921046
live stream it
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>>76920994
This.
What broccoli head got was a perfect example of PAVLOVIAN CONDITIONING. Broccoli head is now neurologically conditioned to not remove other people's hats. He is now filled with neurocircuits in his amygdala which prevent him from repeating that behavior in the future.

Neurology is a wonderful science.
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https://youtu.be/O2dskqcfIy8?si=Mjdc5QgHxX0PrvTg
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>>76913304
hair
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>>76913326
>>76913468
>>76913624
>>76914025
>>76914043
knocking a mans hat off used to be a legal provocation to fight. Stealing it and putting it on would be a fight to the death.
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>>76922125
>knocking a mans hat off used to be a legal provocation to fight.
yeah and enslaving black people used to be legal
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>>76922134
Hell yeah it was, sadly nowadays we only get to break em all consensual like
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>>76922125
Wrong
Custom traditionally allows the man donning a papakha to remove this special hat only in particular cases; for example, when requesting the end of a blood feud between clans. Earlier, if a man threw his papakha on the ground in the heat of an argument, this meant he was ready to fight to the death.
>>76922146
Based
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>>76913304
zoomer is clearly in the wrong here but also, if you're balding, don't wear a hat to cover it
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>>76913304
Why would someone ever fuck with a real pimp is what I don't get
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>>76922422
A real pimp has hair. Long luscious pressed maybe permed hair, never bald
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>>76922146
These two dont wear hats and one is the strongest man in the world and the other is one of the best boxers in the world
>both bald
>no hats
Bradley martyn, achieves nothing and goes bald, always wears a hat
Coincidence? I think not ;^)
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Test
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Bald
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>>76921107
I did not see the cueball. I have to try again someday
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>>76922936
Your voice cracks when you yell at your mom
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>>76922267
Let the bald man wear his fucking hat. He's already balding, why do you have to shit on him even more? The zoomer got off easy. I couldn't imagine anyone walking up to and fucking with me like that.
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>>76913636
>>76913652
>>76913669
lmao
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>>76924764
i'm not shitting on him by advising he not wear a hat kek. it's just obvious when guys in their 30s are wearing a hat to hide their balding/thinning, so to people who pick up on this, you went from balding to balding and insecure. doubly true if you're visibly on gear and wearing a brimmed cap inside the gym.
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>>76924671
you forgot
>sick
>crash out
>cake
>gyatt
>unc
>cuh
>[adjective] head
>wilted flower emoji
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>>76924786
>I'm dead
>that sent me
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>>76913304
>handsome
>bald
retard
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>>76924764
hat retards deserve this
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Thread day 5 : bringing awareness to niggas that hide their bald heads with hats
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>>76924764
>removes your hat
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>>76913326
>100 years ago, that lil prick would be working the fields instead
100 years ago Bradley would look like a dyel because he doesn't have access to roids.
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>>76925568
He is a dyel lmao
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Kek he is a cuck
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.
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>>76924671
Ur wifes voice cracks while i bang her ;^)
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>>76925635
Does this mean he is selling his wife fir prostitution?
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>>76913304
can get too hot
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Day 6.....
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I wonder what sara would think if she saw the thread...
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>>76913304
Will brad fight me for cash please no passe shit I want 10k
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>>76913304
>>6'2"
>>260
>>handsome and wicked physique
>>strong
>>still gets dunked on constantly
Can you take him in a streetfight though? ..I close my case.
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>>76928568
Uh yeah wanna bet? I've been asking these queers to fight me for years and nothing. I have a discord server. I know they browse here. No it doesn't have to be a video I just want cash.
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>>76928568
>gets stabbed
>dies
I'm sure even your gay crush realizes he wouldn't want to get into a real street fight, because nobody plays "fair" and if you believe they do your probably underage
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>>76913304
Stealing people's private property is illegal
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>>76928594
>removes your hat
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>>76928568
Some random security guard btfo bradley martin kek
https://youtube.com/shorts/5AZZTCaXFRI?si=gIoHSzcxGhaUS_Ao
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Oh lawd that bald spot
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Can he even assume he cant be beat in a fight if he only takes on people who cannot fight?
Fighting ability>muscle
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>>76928655
>faith and sara get the ick
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>>76914074
So roidtrannies need to be treated like women now?
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>>76913304

i was shocked how small and soft he looks compared to eric janicki. bradley must be on low dose TRT only.
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>>76928754
He is quite smol
Bradley martyn is dyel
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>>76913323
>>76913355
White broccoli zoomers are white niggers that grew up in the country and/or suburbs who try to act like street niggers as a desperate attempt to get out of the fake and gay kiked Anglosphere of the modern West. However, being from sheltered homes they don't think anything will happen until it does. Used to be that you respected the power level gap but Zoomers still try anyways as they never faced consequences. Zoomers are the type of retards that thinks their shitbox Civic will beat a Hellcat in a stoplight race then tuck their dick between their legs when the Hellcat inevitably BTFOs them.

Now if only we could do this to actual niggers without libshit backlash. In time...
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>>76913326
Norwood
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>>76928783
Kek based
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>>76913314
this is why logan paul prolapsed that roudfags anus
>>76913319
colt makes all men equal bt
men smaller than brad would destroy him, topuria alone would kill him with no weapons
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>>76928783
According to >>76928655 bradley martyn is norwood 4
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>>76913304
But the weak zoomer got dunked on here
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>>76929020
Bradley martyns hairline was dunked on ;^)
See >>76928655 and >>76928933
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>>76925635
Bradley martin would not let his gf go to a club with her friends but he would sell his wife as a prostitute for money while he is "down bad"
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>>76920678
removes your dignity
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>>76922936
What exactly if you will is stopping him from getting an ornate walking cane that is actually a 3 section staff and turning into a steroid karate pimp again?
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>>76929522
Hey you don't talk vanilla like that
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>>76913304
Bradley Martin is a douchebag who thinks way too highly of himself, but zoomer faggots should know better than to fuck with people much bigger, older and stronger than them. I can't believe that I have to say this obvious boomer shit, but growing up on social media really made them grow up without any sense of common sense or self-preservation. Don't fuck with people who could seriously hurt you and then try to get out of a bad situation but hoping that they will listen to your "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!!!", real life is not the internet. Fucking with people irl is a dangerous gamble with potentially serious consequences, it's not your Twitch chat
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>>76914688
More like he slapped the little bitch to remind him that he'll get treated like a little bitch if he pulls shit like that.
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>>76920005
Getting bitch slapped and just taking it shifts the limelight on you from the baldie though, but since getting any kind of attention is good for little attention whores like you that would be a perfect win win situation for both parties.
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>>76922134
Both are moral and just
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>>76929630
>>76929739
>>76929757
>>76929760
>removes your hat and exposes your norwood 4
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>>76929525
Ain't no kissin on vanilla that shits extra
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>>76928933
>tfw norwood 1
>tfw dad and maternal grandfather were both 2a in their early 70s
my only genetic W, let me have this
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>>76913304
bradly martin is an insecure little bitch because of his balding
he suffers from permanent hat syndrome and it's easy as fuck to break him
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nuuu not my HAT
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>>76930179
That's just a cool guy trying to have fun and keep it light. If he did that to me he better believe I'd give him a god damn knuckle sandwich.
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>>76930196
maybe dont touch a balding insecure man's hat which he wears indoors obviously to hide his balding haha
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>>76930209
Could have just called him a queer or something. The law for how he could be justified in self defense is if ronaldo jr reaches for his hat then brad punches him in the face. Ya know you can't just go waving your hands around someone's face that's in fact a physical threat. I'd be pretty pissed if someone did that to me idk about you.
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>>76930209
If brad were a karate pimp he would have probably killed the guy.
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bald people are wrong and should not be allowed to speak
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>>76930228
>removes your hat
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>>76930603
We already punish baldies. It's you pubeheads who need an attitude adjustment. You're literally a clown jew nigger mutt.
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>>76930955
>removes your hat
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>>76930168
Its no big deal unless you start wearing a hat out of nowhere everywhere you go, then people start to notice. Otherwise people dont care, it is knly when you hide it that people take note and care
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>>76930603
This and also anyone talking who is below 5'10 shouldn't be taken seriously
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>>76931139
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Day 7 of bringing awareness to bald guys who randomly started wearing hats everywhere out of nowhere due to having a bald ass head
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>>76928551
You can fuck his wife for cash...
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If yiu are bald and always need to wear a hat and are extremely self consious about it and get angry when people expose your bald ass head or when people remove your hat then you in fact need behaviour therapy ;^)
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>>76925571
Did you know that words mean things and this board would be better without you on it?
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>>76931404
Bradley martyn looking really skinny and bald these days...
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>>76931132
in general, i completely agree. i do feel bad for the guys who start to go bald in their 20s, but if you're 35 like guy in OP and the norwood reaper comes a-knockin', that's just life. most guys can buzz to a 1 or 2 and look fine, and can shave it off when they get to a N5+
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>>76932038
Dont hide it, then it wont become a talking point about your insecurities ;^)
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>>76913637
Where do you work out? I'm going to come pants you when you're doing an OHP PR. If you get annoyed you're LE INSECURE AND FUN AT PARTIES, NOT, and if you retaliate I'll sue you for 2.7 niggerillian dollars for UNCONSENTUAL ASSAULT
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>>76913314
Just because 1 person makes a mistake doesn't mean everything the other person does is 100% right. Yes, the kid is being annoying and disrespectful, and yes, it's also kinda funny that he learns a little lesson by getting slapped, but at the same time Bradley objectively is reacting in a somewhat insecure, overcompensating way. It is clear to anyone with good social skills that Bradley is insanely insecure. Autismo incels usually fail to understand this, because all they can think it "omg but hes a chad and he's rich! So he cannot possibly be insecure and everything he does must be cool and chadlike!", but the truth is there are plenty of rich, good looking people who are very insecure on this planet. Bradley absolutely is one of them
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>day 8
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>>76933265
I work out at zoo culture and wear a hat indoors
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>>76931365
This is all well and true, however the broccoli retard still got what he deserved.
Actions have consequences, children.
That said, Martin really needs to fucking get over his bald ass head. It's not a big deal. Shit tons of muscular dudes are bald.
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>day 9
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>>76930176
>that comb forward
My school bus driver was a hatman, just like BM here. Years went by, we never saw him without his hat. Dude had a little curl of hair on his forehead, which you could see because he wore his hat high (redneck old man etc). So one day a tree limb was down and the driver had to get out to move it. Wind caught his hat and off it went, revealing a shiny, completely bald pate. That curl was a rat tail pulled all the way from the back of his head, over the top, and stuck down to his forehead by the brim of his hat. I have no idea how many years this jackass had maintained this stupid rat tail thing at that point, but think about it. That doesn't grow overnight - he'd probably started out doing it as his hair receded, and just kept on with it until it was ridiculous, then kept on with it for years more.

So yeah, any time I see a guy that insecure about his hat, I think of that bus driver.

BM, if you're here, take the rat tail pill!
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>>76936564
Kek bradley martin is skinny as fuck auschwitz mode and bald fr
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>>76913304
There's no way to prevent morons from being morons. He handled it correctly.
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>>76936702
>removes your hat
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>>76913546
>>76913637
No, Jake Paul stole Mayweather's hat and ran away so he sent his entourage after him. Stealing hats and expecting nothing to happen is a zoomer phenomena
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>>76924671
The rose emoji with the petal falling down is missing
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>>76913304
So how do I mentalmaxx
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>>76913378
I hate it when you stinky brown fucks brush up against me in the public, I know it's normal in your third world shitholes to do that cause there's a billion of you and you all smell the same.
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>>76916821
>be grifter
>grifts all day
>live to grift
>a younger, half your size grifter with more hair approaches you
>do a stunt to grift at your expense
>freak out and slap him rather than play along
>declare you won
I don't think you understand that world those people live in.
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>>76913304
Does brad want to fight for money or why is he acting tough i'll drop discord he's a fag who needs hormones to be a man
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Day 10
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>>76913304
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>>76914016

Not assault in any way or form
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>>76930189

What a stupid stunt... he really was thirsty for that pussy
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>>76928881
>colt makes all men equal bt
you'll just end up in jail, manlet
and guess what you'll be doing there?



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