>>76925887
Ask your sister if she wants to fuck you

>>76925887
>yesterday
>go visit some friends who live in an apartment building with a swimming pool for residents
>at some point young woman walks in
>6/10 face, 9/10 body
>tiny pink bikinis
>after a while we make eye contact
>autistic (and married) me quickly breaks it
Meh I'm a faggot, whatever
>minutes go by
>eye contact again (she was staring first)
>I don't break it
>solid 5-6 seconds
>she smiles and looks down
From that point on I avoided further eye contact because it's not very cool to be flirting with another woman like that, especially in front of my wife (she didn't notice). But I think the hot girl wanted my D. Feels good.
>have vigorous sex with wife hours later
>the T. boost from earlier may have contributed

>>76925887
How did you get so lean? Did you have to cut? Can you maintain this level of leanness all year around? Did it affect your strength?

>>76925887
Thigh-gap too big bot - humans carry balls and dick there, this fake looks like he has ridiculosly short pelvis

And i have more detail everywhere without beong this leam xD

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>>76925887
the abs have so much definition relative to the rest of the physique it is unaesthetic

>>76925973
It looks somewhat shopped to me

>>76925977
>>76925973
OP I mean

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>>76925907
I used to be 132lbs at 6'1, I basically bulked up to around 165-170lbs and never had to cut. And I maintain this year-round, in fact trying to bulk up is hard for me since I have to eat at least 4000+ kcal to even gain some weight. I normally eat between 2800-3400kcal, don't keep track of it but just eat relatively clean but not a super restrictive diet.
Dunno how it impacts my strength since I've been this lean for years now but I lift 1/2/3/4 and squat 3pl8 for 8 reps

>>76925913
Dis nigga talking bout my thigh gap and pelvis lmao

>>76925977
Why? Just good overhead lighting at the gym and a pump

>>76925913
Post body

>>76926002
Fair enough

>>76925887
>be me, 28, /fit/
>make an account on adultwork.co.uk (escort site)
>message escorts when I’m horny, never actually met one, just waste their time
>58 year old woman (not attractive or hot) messages me asking if I want to meet for sex
>figure it’s probably some kinda scam but go along with it anyway
>she seems legit, asks for my address, horney so I give it to her
>see her car pull up on my driveway
>oh shit
>answer the door in my boxers
>get a blowjob from fat ugly old escort
>cum on her tits
>think she’s gonna leave but she doesn’t, she wants sex now
>go upstairs with her and fuck her for like 45 mins but I can’t make myself cum and running out of energy, she’s kinda grossing me out
>she starts sucking me again and puts a finger in my ass,
>instantly cum, wtf was that?
>we get dressed, she leaves
>post nut clarity hits hard and I’m kinda disgusted at myself

But she was def mirin, obviously it was free, I never booked her, she initiated it

Few years later I actually book a young hot polish girl,

>meet her at her hotel room
>69 her, cum quickly
>while I’m recovering she’s giving me a massage and asking me if I have a gf
>she was into me
>fucks me again and I cum again
>tells me she likes me

>>76926031
Wow the escort likes you? This seems like the start of a romantic love story!

>>76925973
where are biceps heads divided

>>76926002
>circumcised
Too bad bro. Jews got you. Go next

>>76926058
this, also 69ing a hooker is disgusting, you should never touch your mouth to any part of them, just asking for a nasty infection or incurable disease

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This generated A LOT of seethe a couple weeks ago. We are now dating :)

Git gud, fags

>>76926031
You put your mouth on a whore? Dude, I've been fucking escorts for over a decade and I've never once done anything so unhinged and depraved holy fuck. That's how you get diseases.

>>76926645
Saw this last thread, you're an omegafaggot.

>>76926626
>>76926650

Yes unfortunately I didn’t know any better, I do now. And escaped any diseases

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>>76926654
Will Santa bring you a qt sweetheart gf this year, anon? Uh oh.. wait a minute.. looks like somebody’s on the NAUGHTY list again! ;)

>filipina girl with big ass hugs me out nowhere despite only greeting me prior
I have evolved in the social normies greeting tier..

>>76926673
Are you white? If so, I guarantee you that you can fuck her. If you're not, I'd bet you still might be able to.
t. filipina fucker

>>76926002
Where I'm trying to get bro, I dropped to 149lbs at 6'3 after I started working out and am aiming for 170lbs lean if you have any eating advice

>>76926645
>nasty hoe demands sex from a stranger
>stranger scores pleasant hoe pussy
>stranger dates hoe
>no seriously, we are dating now
Oh boy

>>76926731
>implying we weren’t already “dating” prior to that exchange
>implying casual dating/sex isn’t the precursor to a relationship
It’s so strange how you’ve made up an entire fictitious backstory about a stranger’s life because you’re a bitter, resentful loser. El oh el..

Got told I have warm hands, and I got the hint.

Then after she left I used my food thermometer to verify that my hands were indeed warm. Then I realized I probably should have washed them before doing that.

>>76926752
>>implying casual dating/sex isn’t the precursor to a relationship
Just for std-ridden losers who date and marry the town bycicle. Why would I resent such a horrible fate? Some men know how to pick wives anon, just not you apparently.

>>76926645
>>76926668
ah the honeymoon phase. enjoy it while it lasts because she will cheat on you and leave you for someone better.
>inb4 muh best
theres always someone taller, more muscular, more intelligent, more affluent and wealthy than you. have a nice evening.

>>76925905
> Marry
Stopped reading then and there.

Kinda dry for mires now that it's winter and a window is kinda broken. I'm even wearing hoodies indoors now

>>76926058
KEK

>>76926668
yea maybe bring her a squishmello. I heard 12 year olds like that shit.

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A gay dude recently told me I “look like a Tom of Finland drawing”

Thanks homobro

>>76925973
The image is just sharpened x100

>>76927896
doesn't explain why there is no separation with such low body fat percentage
>>76926396
>where are biceps heads divided
theat triangle on the outside of unspecified blob is brachialis, where the fuck is long head ?
>he has absolute garbage biceps for supposed aesthetics icon
yes he does, ridiculous, and he ROIDED A LOT FOR THAT LOL :d

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>>76927953
>yes he does, ridiculous, and he ROIDED A LOT FOR THAT LOL :d
that's why he poses with arms low, always :D

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>>76927167
I’ve never been cheated on lmao. Maybe don’t date women you aren’t in love with. Make sure the woman always cares slightly more for you than you do for her and she will never cheat.
>>76927166
Again with the oddly specific insinuations with zero basis in reality. You do realize people have casual sex all the time, and most women who do engage in casual sex as it pertains to starting a relations aren’t “STD ridden whores”?

If anything, I’m the bicycle. I’ve fucked so where between 50 and 70 women in my life, 95% without a rubber, and I’m clean as a whistle.

>>76926701
You can make bulking shakes with fine-blended oats, milk, whey, peanut butter and even olive oil for extra calories. It's easier to drink calories but for I like to snack on premade pancakes and lots of fruit. It's also a good idea to mealprep a bunch of food especially cabs like a big batch of rice or baked potatoes

>>76928832
Ab routine please?
I know abs are part genetics and diet, but it's rare to see an 8 pack so i'm intrigued

>>76925905
>contributed
I didnt preceive a single morpheme after that point.

>>76928857
Either cable crunches and hanging leg raises are my go to, usually 2-3x a week 3x12-20 per session. I also do dragon flags but those are hard as fuck. I've only started training core for the last 6 months tho, abs are mostly genetic and bodyfat related.
I've already had very visible abs b4 training them directly also by doing squats, dips, pullups, RDL etc so don't do a million sets and reps of abs

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>>76928638
>most women who do engage in casual sex as it pertains to starting a relations aren’t “STD ridden whores”

>>76928883
thanks for the reply.
I currently do weighted incline crunches with 10kg 3xF and roman chair leg raises with 10kg held in feet for 3xF, so good to know i'm on the right track.

Awesome physique btw (no homo)

>>76925973
Jeff Seid still the GOAT after all these years

> working out look to my right. "why is some jacked asshole staring me down
> it was a mirror

Another one thats common now

> at gym with gf
> doing any exercise
> she feels my muscles while doing it

WAGMI

>>76929041
>WAGMI
We're all gonna fuck your girlfriend

>>76929041
That happens to me sometimes too
>lots of mirrors at gym
>like a department store fitting room, mirrors reflecting off of each other at various angles
>catch sight of the backside of an Adonis in the mirror
>mire physique
>realize it's me

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>>76929140
>We're all gonna fuck your girlfriend
WAGFYG

>>76925887
Damn, i have the same pec inserts as you and this convinced me not to cut

>>76926645
This conversation is weird. It’s like you’re not even talking to each other. Both Just waiting for your turn to say something. Glad I’m not a online dater

>>76926668
Are you dating a 14 year old?

I keep getting told i look like mark wahlberg.

Is that good or bad, I’m 6’1 so it’s not a Manlet thing

>>76930078
That's just how normies talk, they're incapable of having actual conversations

>>76930088
Zoomers, not normies in general. Probably more specifically, it's post-2000 zoomers. I find that with about half of them, it's like npc dialogue in a videogame. Also - I think this is a uniquely American thing - most of them don't respond to the question "how are you?" They will literally just ignore you, and stare in silence waiting for you to say something else.

>>76925887
What's your diet?

>>76930083
White person telling you: good
Vietnamese person telling you: bad

>>76930078
Painfully true.

>>76930272
For breakfast I always make 1200kcal overnight oats with chia seeds, milk, quark, peanut butter, whey, honey and frozen berries. Lunch is usually 5 eggs and air fried fries and for dinner spaghetti bolognese, chicken fajitas or Hellofresh. I snack on premade pancakes, fruits and chips and nuts. Usually around 2800-3400kcal, I don't keep track anymore.

>>76926645
>please destroy me
my autistic ass could never respond to this, i'd be like 'n-no'

>>76926645
lmao
nigga why do you write like that

>>76926645
lol

>>76931254
same

>be me
>have big penis
>sexting a woman
>she asks to see how hard my dick is
>send picture
>she says "that could split me in half"
>tell her I'll be gentle
>she says she wants me to split her in half
>tell her I don't want that
>send several texts like
>"can you imagine how fucked up it would be if I actually split you in half? I'd be having a nervous breakdown trying to shove both halfs of your body together"
>realize that joking about literally splitting her in half is italian food truck crash levels of spaghetti spilling
>she asks if I'm mentally stable
>say "yes, I have no problem keeping myself together but I would have problems keeping you together if I split you in half"
we did not make love.

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>>76932195
Holy shit fucking kek

>>76925887
>be banging gf
>sudden adrenaline rush
>hump harder
>gf grabs my arms to hold herself
>she makes a shocked face and says in an autistic tone of voice "you arms are so hard (strong)
>cook lunch for her
>smoking cig in the balcony with her
>she keeps looking at my arms
>grabs them again
>"anon, im dead serious, your arms are SO hard"
>yesterday at gym
>be doing dumbells routine
>gf keeps rapestaring me with her mouth open while i do my shit

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Not quite a mire, but whatever... Gotta get it of my chest. happened last night. I posted about my last encounter with this girl like 6 months ago.
>company christmas party
>skip ahead to 1 am
>people are quite drunk
>girl I work with who already openly stated her intentions towards me approaches me again
>gets touchy
>I reciprocate because I'm drunk and enjoy a woman's touch
>she comments how she thinks another girl likes me too because she's looking at me
>there's a third slim girl with a beautiful ass that makes an effort to be next to me
>the first girl and I sit down, she leans on me
>some guy comes over and she says she's my wife to get him to fuck off
>we get a cab together
>somehow the topic of our unsaid feelings floats up
>we're in the cab and she says how she doesn't understand what is it that draws her to me so much
>she's a liberal bisexual with tattoos
>I'm an openly racist, anti-faggot advocate
>she asks what I'm leaning towards, meaning fucking her or bailing out
>I have a wife and 2 kids, she has a boyfriend who she claims she's loyal to, but would cheat on him with me
>I say I'm leaning towards not fucking because I have too much to lose
>I'm also climbing up her thigh with my hand because my monkey brain wants to feel her up and fuck her
>she's all squirmy
>we talk some more about the situation and the previous situation
>she admits that she's been thinking about this from time to time
>I manage to control myself and not leave the cab to follow her home and fuck her ass
>2 min go by and she texts me if I want to change my mind
>says she instantly regretted not pulling me out of the cab when she got home
>basically begs me to turn around and come fuck her
>I manage to control myself and get home to my wife
>till next time
I've been pondering quite a lot about what I would do in such a situation, especially when drunk, and if I would be able to resist. Because in day to day life I'm 100% against adultery. I passed the test, but it was fucking hard.

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>>76933227
normgroids are such fucking scum

>>76933227
GJ bro
easiest way to avoid adultery is just to avoid women, facts

>>76933227
I feel like I would be too awkward to pick up on the signals being shoved in my face enough to actually be at risk in this situation. For all I know I've passed this test several times over.

>post gym pic in group chat
>men say you are huge and "holy fuck you are swole"
>lots of gay jokes about dominating other men
>girls that are friends say "my bf says you look good"
>girl I like doesn't comment
>later sends me a message that she got wet to some other guy's voice

I will never receive a mire.

>>76925887
Honestly with genetics like that, you should just be fat.

>>76933868
>>later sends me a message that she got wet to some other guy's voice
Regardless of wether she just wants to humiliate you or divert you from the fact that she got wet over you, what she did is peak disrespect and and aggressive cuckoldry shittest.
I know women test men all the time but there are leves for this, this girl is a horrible person and definitely not worth the pussy (and no, I don't have to see how hot she is to know any sane man should avoid her like the plague).

Search for less toxic fish bro, there are plenty in the sea.

>>76933987
100%, I left without drama already. Appreciate the support bro.

Two recently
>Hitting shoulder press
>Manager sees me repping out 245
>Smiles at me and says "NICE!"
>Another guy who's there comments to her on my strength
>Manager replies to him with "I think he's the strongest person who goes here, honestly"
Part 2
>Getting dressed near open cubby area
>Retired powerlifting champ sees me there
>Says "wow, I can tell you've been working really hard. Your arms are getting huge"
>I thank her and tell her that I'm bulking for the rest of the year since my mom's cooking is so damn good
>She says "you could put on an extra 15 pounds and still look as amazing as you do now"

Feels good bros

>>76933227
Proud of you anon. I hope you fucked your wife HARD that night.

>>76930078
>>76931189
>>76930183
You do realize this is a snippet of a larger conversation, right? There’s zero context. I sent her a shirtless photo, with the comment about the male body also being beautiful (my body is beautiful, I am a male). This is idle chit-chat.
>>76930088
You’re not special because you’re autistic. You are a maladaptive, socially inept loser. This is why you felt the need to imply that you are able to do something that I’m unable to do (have a conversation), because you’re upset that I’m able to do something you’re unable
To (get a girlfriend and have sex).

Hope that helps :)

Do stories like these actually happen irl or is it larp? I'm asking because I'm looking forward to the day I finally get my dream body and this'd be a nice bonus. No I'm not so hideous in the face that it'd disqualify me even with the body

>>76934095
Seeth

>bulk hard for 2 months
>stop bulking for 2 months
>mom says I should never get that fat again and I look normal again now
u mirin brah

>>76934146
My mom always tells me that I "don't need more muscle" and if I keep bulking I'll "look gross," so I can relate.

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This one is weird, more like a long term crush than a mire

>16 yo trainee, pic related
>cute, big tits, shit for brains tho
>currently sits by my side at office
>often tries to flirt with me despite knowing I'm married
>do you workout anon
>what do you do at weekends anon
>that shirt looks good on you anon
Once she unironically asked:
>did you have other women besides your wife anon?
This one caught me by surprise, she's retarded but also definitely naughty
it could be flattering if she wasn't so annoying and retarded
Ffw yesterday
>are you fluent in English anon?
I kinda am for non-native standards
>well yes
>can you teach me anon???
>huh?
>like you could be my private teacher anon
Wait is this the beginning of a poorly scripted porn?
>uhh well I'd have to charge you
>no problem anon, my dad can afford it, just say your price, I really need to learn, like really
Doubt
>uhh ok I'll think about it
Tell my wife about it
>wife: "I mean it could be good for the extra cash, as long as you keep due boundaries with that little slut"
(I had told my wife about the girl before)
>wife: "obviously do it in some public place like the mall or city library"

Mfw actually considering it for the cash. I think I'll set up some hidden recording though just in case she does any weird moves and then cry "muh sexual harassment" when I turn her down.

>on leg press
>duo women on the hip thrust machine next to me
>done with leg press and leave
>they say i have big balls (literally)
can i count that as mire?

>>76934219
are you stupid? she doesn't care about english

Powerlifter varbie said I had huge traps and neck. Felt nice becaus she had big traps too so takes one to know one kind of thing.

>>76933227
>til next time
Nah you're 100% gonna break eventually. Would be acceptable if you didn't have 2 kids but yeesh

>>76932195
I dated a legit autistic girl who did the inverse of this and it was maybe the most
>"uhhhhhhh"
I've ever felt in my life. It was worth it though that shit gripped like a retard on an ipad

have nothing to post as I just started a month ago but I use these threads as motivation. Thanks fellas.

>>76935017
>she doesn't care about english
Probably not, but she's richie (or rather her dad is) and it won't hurt to give my teaching skills a boost (it's actually a handy skill in my main job)

>>76935073
brother, she's just gonna try and force sex

>>76935111
>gonna try and force sex
In a public library? Idk man. Even my wife is ok with it, although she (wife) might be just trying to not admit jealousy

>>76934095
Sorry anon, i forgot to tell you before i replied that i am perfectly capable, like all humans of piecing things together so i do know that it’s a snippet of a longer conversation that probably involved you sending pictures of yourself to her

The issue is that you both talk like NPCs. There’s barely any coherence, 0 substance, 0 actual conversation.

Unironically, read a book or something and learn how to talk like a human.

>>76926031
based. one of my cousins routinely eats girls out the brothel. not for me desu senpai

Women keep looking at me.
This 6/10 chubby known slut wants me to fuck her.
Uggos and average looking guys will never understand the pain we handsome men go through.

>>76935125
>be you
>alone with rich spoiled brat
>no way to prove where you are or what youre doing for a single 30min window of time
>brat says "I'll say you raped me" unless you fuck me
>now you face jail or adultery.

>>76935125
you're thinking with your dick anon, think with your wife's dick instead

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>>76926031
I love whore mires
>used to frequent AMPs
>the girls would always comment on my muscles and call me sexy or handsome
>during they grope my muscles squeezing my arms and grabbing my pecs
>they'd extend my time for free or let me finish on their tits/face
>get to go extra rounds for free
>if I go a second time they give a decent discount along with extra time
I miss fucking Asian miles and gilfs

>go to Asian massage parlor last night
>haven't been there in a while, get a girl I've never seen before
>do my usual $200 for sex
>she starts by sucking my balls and blowing me without a condom (been there a few times before, they've never sucked without a condom before)
>this was her idea, I didn't even ask for that
>fuck her, don't last very long at all but she was very clearly enjoying it
> after she's talking into her phone to translate to tell me I'm muscular handsome and have nice skin and a big dick
Fuck captcha

>Recently at banquet with friends
>Older lady selling raffle tickets comes to our table, stands behind me and puts her hand on my shoulder.

90% of my mires come from older women.

>>76935528
$200 including the house fee in 2025? Where do you live?

>34
>have never been mired in my life
>never been desired in my life either, no one has ever shown any interest in me whatsoever
Waking up every morning is very difficult

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>Friendsgiving this year
>see a bunch of friends of friends I haven't seen in years
>"Hey, anon. How have you been. You're the only one out of us all who looks better everytime I see you"
>mfw

>made small talk with gym crush recently
>on whim just say 'hey, wanna work out together'
>not really thinking anything of it but more so for practice
>uhmm...sure
>wait what
>went really well, she was engaged in conversation, made her show me a exercise I didn't care about as something to do together, broke the physical touch barrier by pretending to needing help up off the floor, eye contact, smiling
>felt good just for the practice to be honest
>finally finishing up saying goodby to each other
>hey, you like coffee shop?
>yeah, I do
>i have time this week, let's go , what's ur numbr
>oh...um....let me think about it
pfft well the practice is what was important anyway.

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>>76925887
Nice abs dude, it makes me was to shred

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*want

>>76935621
New York suburbs, it's a place that's well known for what it does around my town. As far as the price - the first time I was there I paid 50 for the "massage" then another ~100 for a blowjob. The 2nd time I told the girl from the start I wanted to fuck and I only had $200 on me and she said that was ok (speaking of mires she also really liked me even broke the rules to get my number after). Every time since then I get the same deal with whoever answers the door. This latest time she could barely speak English so I finally just said "2?" Holding up 2 fingers while grabbing her pussy and she said ok

A guy at work told me “thanks, big dog” i think that’s a mire

>>76935475
>public library
>cameras etc
>dad will bring her, dad will take her back after class is done
>I intend to put my cellphone in record mode just in case
What am I missing?
>>76935484
My wife's (figurative) dick is long and thick, and yet she told me to go ahead... (she was also the one who reminded me to make sure I only met the girl in public spaces)

>>76936273
love this, cheers big dog! You're doing goodly

>>76936361
This is a shit test from your wife, idiot. You shouldn't feel comfortable with anything about this situation, least of all your wife's attitude.

>>76936577
I mean I'm an actual autist so I could miss otherwise obvious hints, but
>wife: yeah go ahead anon, do what you want
Is not quite the same as
>wife: yeah no problem I guess if it's decent easy money, but obviously do it in a public space and put that little slut in her place of she tries anything

Call me tismo but the second sentence (which was almost word for word what she said) doesn't sound like an obvious shittest to me.
Or maybe it's advanced expert level neurotypical female shittest, idk anymore

>>76925887
What branch?

>>76934828
I swear, its always hags or fatties who are this straightforward, never the cuties

>>76935185
No way of knowing from such a short snippet bro, you're just salty you're not getting any. Also reading doesnt make you interesting

>>76926031
>>76935528
You guys know they tell this to everyone right? Then again falling for that play is pretty much a neccesity to enjoy a hooker i guess.

>>76935038
W-what did she look like and what state?

>>76936263
So does she just climb on top of you on the table? Or you bend her over? I want details

>>76936627
Most of the time they're just mechanical with it unless you pay for gfe. If you're getting gfe for free plus extras then she actually thinks you're attractive. Most whores are just lazy nymphos that don't want a real job.
t. Fat to fit whore mongering faggot

>>76936666
Nasty but digits. Also true.

>>76936627
I don't think most hookers will explicitly show they think their client is mediocre (or outright bad), but to go out of her way and show ENJOYMENT to the client may very well mean she actually likes the client. They're still women with libidos and capable of orgasms etc, paid sex or not.
Just don't fall in love with a prostitute lol

>>76936666
Bro every salesman does this. Throw in extra's and act like you're actually a special customer.

>>76934219
Are you brown?

>>76936666
I enjoy these response. Since most people don't understand that hookers are people too and can actually have genuine attraction to you. It's especially easy to spot once you've been to a few and can see the difference.

>>76937017
To be fair, if I were a hooker I'd do my best to fill my schedule with repeat customers that didn't gross me out. If that means stroking their egos a little, sure.

>>76932195
Women are joyless creatures. This is so fucking funny.

>>76937017
Yeah bro, you're so finetuned and good looking that you need to pay for sex in an age where a hookup is one swipe away

>>76936273
big dogs gotta eat

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>>76935038
>that shit gripped like a retard on an ipad
I died lmao.

>girls stare at me in the gym
>blatantly stare
>side eye stare
>go try to break the ice
>goes well
>finally after a handful of meetings and small talk say we should workout together sometime
>oh uh I have a bf
>gets awkward
>now stares at me from across the gym to the point I can feel her stare or vice versa
>if we get close to each other she makes it a point to try her hardest not to make eye contact
This has happened with 3 different girls at three different gyms. I guess.

>>76937055
lol it s not that easy

>>76937055
Why do you assume that people fuck hookers because they can't get it anywhere else? We do it because it's convenient.

>>76934095
For better or worse - you're right. Anons, consider that you had to go out of your way to get the skillset to talk "not like an NPC". You wouldn't be driven to acquire this skillset if you could waltz through life without it. It's a crutch.

>>76936361
>public library
>cameras etc
>dad will bring her, dad will take her back after class is done
>I intend to put my cellphone in record mode just in case

Yep. Do all this and then fuck her anyway. Win-win

>>76936627
Well she already had my money and decided to suck my dick without a condom, like I said without me asking and not their standard protocol. On top of that, if you're not a complete autist you can tell the difference between a natural and a staged reaction of a woman during sex. She was glowing the whole time then as I was leaving she went out of her way to use her phone to translate compliments to me.

>>76936644
The standard scenario is this
>I get undressed completely
>the woman sprays your my dick and hands with some alcohol spray
>she gets her tits out
>I usually feel up her ass pussy and tits
>she rubs my cock, usually comments on its size
>uses her mouth to put a condom on (not this last time)
>sucks my dick for a minute before I decide I'd rather be fucking her
>I'll just stand up
>she takes her panties off
>usually starts with missionary on the table
>sometimes the girl will bend over the table and I'll be standing up fucking her pussy from behind
>they usually love this because I can fuck them pretty hard and last a while from this position, once I had a girl squirming all over me and would complain if I stopped even for a moment- although this time I didn't last long enough to even change positions
>cum in condom in her pussy
>leave

>>76938042
*disregard the your
I wasn't sure if I wanted to write it in the first or second person

>>76937029
Especially if you also know they pay well or round up time or pay for extended time. But again, that's just general sales isn't it?

>>76937435
"Schrodinger's boyfriend, right? so what's your number?"

>>76933021
>>cook lunch for her
Why are men such faggots these days? I have never cooked for my women after having sex. Thats a feminine as fuck

>>76933969
I've had sex. I don't need to post mire stories because 99% of the post here are from virgins.

>>76937792
This. It’s like cooking vs. eating out. You’re not just paying for the meal, you’re paying to skip the prep and avoid having to do the dishes.

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>on a date with cute girl
>at the park bench
>drawing artist approaches us and says "I've drawn you two, wanna take a look and maybe buy the drawing?"
>mfw he drew me big as fuck

>>76937435
If shes really staring at you and youre sure its because she's attracted to you, it doesn't matter to her that she has a boyfriend. You just have to try a bit more maybe and convince her youre a solid guy personality-wise and whatnot. That way in their head its potentially worth it to cheat. Thats been my experience so far. I never cheated on my wife but I had a lot of opportunities to do so and the women always had someone. It just got to the point of them falling for me both in looks and personality.

>>76938033
Ok Satan

>>76938733
You don't fuck with someone elses girl faggot. Perfect way to get killed and you would have rightfully earned it.

>>76936708
Paying for pussy is like shopping at Walmart or a big box store. Walmart isn't going to give you extras for free or treat you well just because you shopped there. You get in and get out. These women are going through so many dudes that it's too much effort to actually care. Most dudes are only looking to cum as well. Plus most dudes that do this are fat or old. If you're getting her time and services for free she finds you attractive.

>>76938471
kek based artist

>>76925887
A young woman said I look like Spiderverse Spiderman, the one that's a dad.
I don't know if that's a mire or not.

Mires have dropped off like crazy after the summer time. Not sure why. Here's what's of my mire diary, my miary if you will.

10/25
-bouncer calls me big guy
-2 guys say I look huge
11/08
Woman at liquor store says my pecs are huge but she's ugly
11/20
Man at gym (smaller than me) playfully flex at me doing the American psycho pursed lips raises eyebrows nod.
11/21
-kid at gym asking me for advice endlessly
11/22
-guy at liquor store compliments my arms

>home for Christmas
>mom says I look lean
>dad says I look big
heck yeah I do

>>76932195
Truth is, you got too real. Sometimes women just want you to be a hot fantasy that doesn’t actually have a brain. Men are the same way, sometimes. Personality distracts from the horny unless you’re already deeply in love and have gone through the lust / love merging process

>>76938349
Nigga u gay