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>hey, forgot something buddy?
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>>76930460
>see pretty girl finishing her set
>she moves to wipe the seat down
>"no no allow me"
>i lick her sweat from the seat
is this a crime?
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>>76930507
a crime of passion maybe
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>>76930507
Based paper towel saver. The amazonian forest is happy
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>sniffing the seat
amateur hour. go for the gold
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>>76930460
I unironically do this and am the only who I see do it in the gym. Sad!
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>>76930540
What leads a man to fly too close to the sun like this?
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>>76930584
when imagining the smell just doesn't cut it anymore
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>>76930540
There has to be more to this story. I don't believe homeboy would do this in modern day when he knows full well he is on camera
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>>76930607
the text says he is security
so the only person who usually watches the video is himself
he though he was safe but obviously she complained to management and thats when they found the video
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>>76930507
Another man of culture, I see.
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it annoys me that people do this the machines are always dripping after
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>>76930668
Sounds like a yp not a mp
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>>76930460
i emailed a gym
i asked dem if i can use chalk, if i bring a brush and clean it meticioulously after use, and i will only use the minimu necessary eamount

they replied they say "ok yeah",
i havent gone yet to sign up cos ive been doin capacity work to prepare, so i can get more good effects from da barbells but
at least they gave me the green light i gotta get a brush and i gotta get a pouch, to bring the brush in and the microfiber cloth, and also the chalk i use liquid mag
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>>76931329
so what im trying to sya is, i'm not the guy i'm there u know goin there and wiping things and cleaning like a bitch
like i have,
i have a mission. i got the green light, to go in there, use chalk, and i have a pouch and a brush. this is all, this means i take it very seriously i'm not wafin about. and i really apprecaiate the gym replying and responding and responding affirmatively,
that means they recognize the sseiruesness of my craft, of what i'm doing, and they saw that this guy, we gota let him use the chalk cos he's about it.
so when i bring a pouch and a brush, i'm not a punk bitch. i'm a master craftsmen. that's why i'm not ashamed to clean anything, cos this is the real deal bro
this is work, niga
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>>76931354
alreayd have a microfiber my mom got like, 10 of em like last night
so i got the microfiber
i justt need the brush, and the pouch idk what kind of pouch to get
i dont wnna use a ziploc ideally if i had a job and an income, iw ould get a hemp pouch or a linen pouch
but
idk, but i have time..i'm not going in there until like january or maybe last week december, we gotta see how the radical cut goes, how i congeal my gainz
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>>76931382
last month not last night we use microfibers exclusively for dusting cos u gotta dust i think i talked about my routine here, cos i aint breath good for a while, so now i'm sensitive to that u gotta dust things. so
what are your guys views on cleanign the gym how are you all doing with that?
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Wipedown wusses can get the fuck out of my gym
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>>76931409
>my gym
Why do you think it's yours'? Did you scent mark it?
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>>76931426
Obviously he did. That's why he's crying about people wanting him to wipe his stench and filth off of it.
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Oh, whoops
*shakes turd out of pant leg and onto the machine*
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>>76930540
lmao this is peak degeneracy, this is the kind of dude that orders worn panties online
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>>76930540
damn, dude flew too close to the sun
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>>76930460
LOL cleaning things is a feminine trait
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>>76933377
sounds like u live in a pig stye, both physically and spirtually/intellectually; u live in a world created FOR you thatis used AGAINST you, refusing to develop your own reality with intent

u have no agency, u r a drone
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>>76933380
u aint PAFFS enabled
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I started wiping down before I use the equipment because I was getting warts. I noticed once I started spraying my hands with whatever they put in the bottle the warts were clearing up. I probably will have skin cancer at 50 but at least I don't have warts anymore
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>>76933377
You're bathing in juices excreted by other men. Gay
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>>76930540
lil bro got too greedy
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>wiping down the machine
>used too much spray
>milf approaches. "You don't have to wipe down the bench so much anon."
>"I just don't want to have the next person get wet"
>walk away like a champ, realized the missed opportunity hours later.
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>>76930607
Are you unaware of how shortsighted those people are?
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>>76930460
I have aids. I don't have to wipe down shit
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>>76930460
Nope , I pay a monthly fee to have someone else wipe it down faggot.
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>>76933380
Yeah well you suck. How do you like them apples huh? Doesn’t feel so good does it.
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>>76930460
Actually this is not my problem. I got mine. This is now the gym wagie’s problem.
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>>76936756
heh
ur alright, kid
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>>76931386
I keep my brush and chalk in my backpack so if I gotta bust out dips on the subway I can clean that shit up spotless right after
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>>76930540
wtf he literally got away with it 3 times, know when to quit while you're ahead man
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>>76930540
my nigger



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