>mom cooked my entire bulk of lentils into a massive container of soup >"here you go anon i cooked it up so its easy for you to eat :)">ruined my calorie counting, probably added god knows whatever other veggies and spices to the souptha-thanks mom...
>>76930811>Complaining his mom cooks for himThis is either bait of youre a huge faggot. Go suck some BBC so you can afford to move out already.
Mommy has a fart fetishYou should ask her to eat you out for dinner and pop a gaseous fragrant RS-28 Sarmat down her nose and throat, go make mommy happy she worked hard for it
>>76930823This. We need to shut down teenposting on this site until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
>>76930811 >lentils>lives with momjeet detected
>>76930811Buy her some flowers, mommy loves you
>>76930811>I'd vacuum the whole thing in a breeze, slap your mum's ass and leave.
>CICO>lentilskwab
>>76930811You do know your bmr varies highly by meal timing and how much you lift right? Both volume and weight/effort. I could eat 5k cal and maintain weight or 3k and gain but the gap grows more as you progress. Counting calories is only useful to have an idea on what actually gives you energy/puts on weight. You trying to cut or bulk? You are probably getting like 50% gains at best.
>>76930811>probably added god knows whatever other veggies and spices to the soupoh my word
