Redpill me on White Monsters. Are they worth the price or should I just stick to regular preworkout powder that’s significantly more cost effective?
>>76930998Better taste & carbonatedThey're a meme, but they're objectively superior to preworkout which always makes me gag due to how strong the flavor is
>>76931008>They're a memeWhat’s not a meme then?
>>76931008have you tried adding more water genius
the joke would work better the other way around because she is showing that she drinks them. so the punchline would be the thing she's showing. the way she said it, the visual isn't the punchline so the joke doesn't work
>>76931016Women aren’t capable of comedy is the problem anon
>>76931042all she's missing is POV at the start
>>76931016Women are too beautiful and loved to think that far into a joke
>>76931042>>76931054>>76931056Checkmate chudoids
>>76931012White monster is very much a meme at this pointEveryone drinks itIt's the key to unlocking agartha
>>76930998look up who owns Monster
>>76931091imagine just after she lays down on the floor, you come over to her and just press your face inbetween her ass cheeks, tf is she gonna do about it?
>>76931273Imagine youre chilling at home and like a green monster comes in the front door and attacks you so you have to run around your house trying to find something to fight back with and its like all scary and shit
>>76931012water
The ultimate morning meal is:1 can white monster1 serving fisherman's eggsYour second tin of deenz on some saltine crackers
>>76931273canine hands typed this post>>76931091>that dogyoujustknow
>>76931012as a preworkout? caffeine pillsthe only ingredient in preworkout that has any effect is the caffeine
>>76931542The very idea of preworkout is a meme in and of itself
>>76931095The monster logo is 666 in hebrew
>>76931688It's a stylized M, you autist.
>>76931688yea yea yea, and all the symbols used in electrical blueprints are from demonic sigils. move that gay shit to /x/
>more cost effective*blocks your path*
Caffeine restricts blood flow to the brain (and other organs like your penis), ruins REM sleep, depletes your iron levels, prevents proper collagen production, robs minerals from your body, and has another thousand side effects.You can't be truly healthy if you consume coffee or any other form of caffeine.
>>76931693>>76931695Wake up sheeple
>>76931719>sheepleyou gonna have to try harder than to use a meme from 2010 old man.
>>76931713>all doctors drink coffee>all scientists drink coffee>all athletes drink coffee>all employed people drink coffee>you truly cant be healthy, see health is just a word and let me break it down in the most autistic way possible
>>76931273hey I was here first buddy!
>>76931732>Most people on society are addictsWow! What an insightful realization!Why not start taking antidepressants too?
>>76931738>everyone on this planet is not healthy>im healthy!truly autistic anon, congrats
>>76931740Better an autist than a retard.
>>76931747>if you drink coffee, it means your(re) also retarded!>im the only smart person on this planet!2 for 2, both retarded and autistic. Even more congrats anon
>>76931095Coca Cola corp and a bunch of investment firms?
>>76931713I take supplements that not only reverse these issues but enhance all bodily functions well beyond any caffeine free doofus
preworkout is a waste of money
I prefer orange
>>76931016Why would you spoil the punchline? The drink is the setup for a play on words, you're retarded.
>>76931531Came to woof this.
>>76931978which ones
>>76931012>100 mg caffeine (or much more, if you really tryna)>3-4 g beta alanine>6-6.5 g 1-2 Citrulline Malate>mix in water>chug>walk into gym
>>76931980True. Its just caffeine, l-cittruline and a proprietary blend of fly poop and millipede pubes.
I just drink water
>>76932415i dont know but i love it
>>76930998She'd need to bulk up a bit to meet my dating standards. Ginseng (a sometimes Monster ingredient) is a better pre-workout than Monster itself.>t. lean & pale @ perpetrator weight
>>76932416same
>>76930998I’d like to give her my white monster, if you’ll forgive the double entendres
>>76930998An extremely mid energy drink. Celsius both tastes better and costs less while also having more caffeine per mL. Energy drinks are in general terrible value, just use preworkout or even caffeine pills you stupid junky.
>>76931713Even a cup of green tea in the morning has a good chance of severely deteriorating my sleep. If I drink tea at noon, I am practically guaranteed to not be able to go to bed on time and to get only below 7 hours of sleep.
>>76931713>>76932978wowyou guys are bitchmade
>>76932978I do cocaine an hour before bed. Maybe you just more practice my dude.
>>76931719It's just edgy shit bud.This kind of branding was popular late 90s early 2000s inspired by band branding.
>>76933058oh you.
>>76930998I drink white monster because I'm a white monster. Simple as.
>>76930998Citruline, salts complex, carnitine and creatine into protein shake. Or just dont and fucking kill yourself. I dont judge
>>76930998WMAF is a perfect match. I will only marry a Japanese girl
>>76930998>One time at the gym there was some random guy at the front of the gym giving out pre workout, but it was just some powder in a disposable plastic cup like used for jello shots.>He wore no merch and had no signage but the gym manager saw him do it so...>Anyway I throw it in my bag and forget about it.>Till a week later I'm runnin on 10 hrs combined sleep over 3 nights. Real nightmare shit, gonna fall asleep at work.So I take the pre workout at 2pm.>Tasted amazing and somehow a white powder turned red. Face start to tingle soon.>I set a PR in bench dead and squat that day and lifted pretty much my ppl all in the same day which was cool.>When I got home I dropped the biggest dump.>Then I dropped another slightly looser one half hour later>Rinse and repeat about 10 times till I'm just spraying out water that smells like burnt hair and indian food, butthole rubbed raw from wiping and I have to work the next day on 0 sleep.>Ask gym manager for brand later and he has no idea what im talking about.9/10 would do again but only for prs and special occasions
>>76931688The New Testament was written in Greek.
>>76931542Repeating minimalism worldview statements from things you hear on an anime website doesn't make them true.
>>76931713Pretty weird how people who consume caffeine live longer and with with lower risk of dementia.
>>76932978I'm not saying this to mock you in any way, but if 35 milligrams of caffeine in which three-fourths of it is going to be out of your system by the time you Put your head on the pillow is going to seriously deteriorate your sleep. You may need to see a doctor.
>>76933058>I fried my adrenals and I'm killing my future self by inducing dementia.Weird flex but ok
>>76931091Dawg just WAITING
>>76931091needs to lose weight
>>76933482You know there's a prequel right?
>>76933492>fried my adrenalsBasedCant get scared
>>76930998Pre workout is wayyyyyyy betterThe extra acid can mess up your workout If you're going to buy e-drinks for lifting at least get Bang or Reign since they have actual benefits and a reasonable amount of caffeine
I dont get the point of drinking energy drinks everyday or using pre-workout. I just go to bed around 10 every night and wake up at 630. I wake up right at the end of my REM cycle and I dont need any caffeine to get through the day. I used to go to bed at 11 and I would drink several cups of coldbrew in the morning and it made me tired as shit. I like coffee but depending on caffeine seems like a scam.
>>76933720Ok
>>76933720>i just dont understand why people aren't autistic like me>im having a tough time understanding how caffeine works
>>76933484Wtf I love having a broken dick now!
>>76933782You should go to a doctor. Erectile dysfunction is not a common side effect of caffeine. You probably have blocked arteries or something.
>>76933782That has nothing to do with caffeine and everything to do with the fact that you're a fat fuck with off the charts LDL.
>>76932433Izzat lost
>>76933782I recently cut down caffeine. I think it was fucking up my boners. I feel less anxious and my blood pressure is lower.
>>76931732>all doctors drink coffeeAs a doctor (orthobro), I don't drink coffee because I want to.I drink it because I must stay awake past normal bedtime
>>76934373Great, really want the guy unshattering my femur up too late, but let's limit the hours a semi driver can do in a row.
>>76932433In four years she will be a single mother, looking for "a GOOD man" to take care of her and Ja'niglet.
>>76930998Does she imply to date serial killers and child abusers?
>>76933486>You may need to see a doctor.Doctors basically prescribe you drugs and might give you a plaster. They are barely trained to do anything else. I have been to doctors about my sleep, and they do jack shit, as the Americans say.Also, it is well known that there are differences in caffeine metabolism. For some, its half life is 2 hours, for others it is 12 hours, while it is around 5 hours for most people
>>76935580Apologies, didn't mean to offend you. Was just concerned.
>>76930998asian women are so fucking awesome bros
>>76935514she is implying she prefers to date white men with large penises
>>76935514Yes.
>>76930998Drink plain seltzer and take caffeine pills and vitamins. These "diet" drinks are lying about the macros there has to be sugar and carbs and crap hidden in there because I cut these out and started losing more weight.
>>76931012A black coffee or two. It was good enough for Arnie. You think you're better than fucking Arnie?
>>76931016Are you legitimately retarded? Is the average incel really this low iq?
>>76930998I'm surprised I have never seen this joke before
>>76936303thats because you dont have a white monster
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