How does one achieve horse mode?
>>76931010squatz and oatz
>>76931010>tfw all I can think about is to sniff and lick a hot girl's asshole>tfw fantasize women's asses all day>tfw know rationally that in real life it would be disgusting>tfw too ugly to find a 10/10 to let me sniff her open ass which i know would cure me>tfw must continue suffering
Deadlifts.
>>76931010Imagine the thighjobs
>>76931048Bad news buddy. Eating ass is great. There's really 3 categories; Don't like it, love it, and like it but are afraid to ask or think it's embarrassing. Just eat her out after she showers and let your tongue go a little lower and see which one she is.
>>76931048You don't do it right after she has taken a shit like a psychotic degenerate. You do it when she is clean and presentable. Then it isn't disgusting and is a quite enjoyable experience and all that.
>>76931083>>76931093even if she took a shower, I would imagine that opening up her asshole and sticking your nose in there would be quite disgusting indeed
Post muscular steroid girlsNO FAGGOT SHIT allowed
>>76931105imagine getting on your knees behind her and just inhaling he whole fucking ass crack
>>76931105>>76931115Imagine eating her shit. Chunky forearm-sized logs.
>>76931146imagine them steaming
>>76931083>>76931093I enjoy having my ass eaten as well as anal if done right. I have never eaten ass though and i have a partner who is into that and would like it but i am a little scared. I mess with his butt a little with my fingers while I'm blowing him but i haven't put my tongue there yet. Please help>t. Femoid>inb4 tits or gtfo, ywnba, etc>just want to hear about ass eating
>>76931183just do it. start with doing it like how you like being done. then see what he likes different to you.dont forget you have 2 hands for his balls and dick
>>76931161Based.
>>76931183>licking a man's assholeklok, you're disgusting.imagine the stench of male sewage, pure portapotty on a summer's day, the residue left in a trash can in the sun, imagine the stench of male ass, just pure male man hole poop sewageVILE
>>76931010That horse has no ass AND is a tranny.
>>76931010depends on how much you like carrots and sugar cubes
>>76931210That is what I'm afraid of
what muscle is this, not aesthetic at all
>>76931192Do you enjoy having your ass eaten?
>>76931305it's just the back of your vastus lateralis which is just your quadricep.
>>76931301no, I am not a quivering queer
>>76931284>still up
>>76931093>>76931083There is no difference between a young boy and a woman's ass.you are disgusting animals addicted to porn.
>>76931183Either do it or don't. FWIW I am a male and my girl used to try to eat my ass but I would always stop her. I do not like it.
>>76931420You have a lot of experience with young boy ass, faggot pedo?
>>76931284Atleast a few horsefuckers must have died from horse kicks into olivion. Imagine reporting a dead body on a barn with their pants down lmao.
>>76931561well notably there was Mr. Hans, but that was the converse situation.
>>76931305>>76931105>>76931010sauce?
I love and hate women
>>76931183/fit/ - Fitness
>>76931183tits + timestamp
>>76931010I hate the fact that I'll only ever be able to have sex with roided women, if ever. I don't think I could get hard if I can't delude myself into thinking I'm fucking horsepussy.
>>76931048Eating ass is a faggot psyop
>>76931899Fitness tongue in dat ass
>>76931105You know that's juice right? Probably has clit the size of a walnut.
>>76931010Dont care about your childish point of view, would do her like a stallion in heat
>>76931105I used to get horny af from these until I realized how short irl they are and now I just laugh
>>76931420And? There's no difference between a man and woman's armpits but I'm not gay for fucking my girl's pits.
>>76931010every image except the horse is male
>>76931183as a man eating ass is fun because its smooth, you can make a bitch make funny sounds and its instinct to lick any hole before you stick it, getting your ass eaten as a man is gay as fuck. and im saying that as a twink slayer. dont eat a mans ass, its the role of the one getting fucked to get licked out until they beg for it. staying on topic: using your tongue is a crazy workout and builds a defined jaw/hyoid
>>76932347>its the role of the one getting fucked to get licked out until they beg for itIn porn it's usually the opposite.
>>76931010Either stiff or regular Romanian diddlies.
>>76932357porn isnt real life, get some pretty thang on ur dick. getting opened up by a mans tongue is a submissive act that in every animal signals an imminent railing. biology nigga. if porn says the opposite its because da jooz want to invert your sexuality
>>76931183My wife gained amazing tongue skills practicing with my (pristinely clean) anus. I fucking love it. Too bad she needs to be a bit drunk to do it.
>>76931305You know jackshit about lifting, man.
>>76931010Steroids
>>76931183he has to clean his ass out with soap. >>76932013kek
>>76931010I don't know bro, maybe if you identity as a horse long enough, eat carrots and shit.
>>76932285Sounds gay anon
>>76931105>no faggot shit>posts faggot shit
>>76932292>>76931439you must have elevated levels of the female hormone to develop such deviant fetishes.maybe you were molested as a child, do you have repressed memories?
>>76934114repression is freudian kike nonsense
>>76931305Vastus Lateralis, you retard.
>>76931048Eating ass is homo as fuck and asses smell like literal shit unless they were just cleaned in which case they just are masked by the smell like whatever product she used
>>76931183Just go lower next time you lick is balls. If it's hairy or smells, demand him to clean and shave it.He'll probably be into it, if not hmu
>>76931048Ass tastes better than pussy imo. It's mostly tasteless but slightly sweet.
>>76931307yes. but a blowjob with a pair of fingers tickling my prostate is even better. eaten ass is a good foreplay to that
