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How do you respond without sounding mad?
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>>76935651
im king henry you bloody bitch
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I do the happy merchant dance.
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I don't care about the opinions of anyone with more than 3 wrinkles on their face.
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>>76935651
I say "oh" and walk away to lift
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>>76935651
He's right.
There's nothing sillier than doing curls on a cable machine.
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>>76935651
I kill them both, without making a sound.
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>>76935651
>you're a rich nepo baby born into wealth, status, etc. so you don't need to worry about what your body looks like. your life would be just as good whether you looked skinny, fat, or muscular. in fact, if you were overly muscular it would probably hurt your image as an "intellectual" documentarian. for normal people, the gym is the best way to have a good looking body. while i may agree that a society where exercise was structured more naturally into daily life would potentially be a better society than one in which it is relegated to the gym, i would say that the gym is just a symptom of the society we're living in, and complaining about it is like saying people shouldn't drive cars when that's what they need to get to work to have a better life, etc... in short, my good fellow, i would say you're missing the forest for the trees.
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Ask to see his home gym
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>>76935651
If I wanted to do manual labor I would rather acquire or build a machine to do it. To work when a machine would do better is nonsensical so the alternatives are lifting man made weights or being a dyel faggot.
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>>76935651
Most based Subway Take was the boomer who said you can smoke as many cigarettes you want as long as you're walking a lot
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>>76935651
>white guardian reading boomer in London
Why would I care what he has to say he's a dying man in a dying empire voting for his daughter to be gangraped (assuming he has any kids)
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>>76935651
>how do I respond without sounding mad
>find his old busted wife
>grab her by the ankle and start dragging her away
>look him dead in the eyes as I'm doing it
Stop me.
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>>76935651
I workout in the woods when the weather is nice. Pick up heavy rock put down heavy rock
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>>76935651
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
Rape them both
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>>76935651
He would be right if his argument was something like
>Oh all these young retards who think they're anorexic they should just eat one more steak a day and call it, it's pointless for non-athletes and autists
His entire jewgument revolves around
>You're spending time of the day doing something other than being my good little slave ?????? Abominable !!!
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>>76935651
He's right but for the wrong reasons
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>>76935651
Everyone is just pretending they don't know who this guy is, right?
Or am I getting really old?
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>>76935900
I have no idea who this weak fag is, but I know he's a non-threat and everything he has in life he has because actual men continue to allow it.
>>76935651
See^
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>>76935900
I was just thinking the same thing. But then I realized that most of his documentaries came out 10-15 years ago when most people on this board were literal children.
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>>76935651
>respond to genx bait opinions
No thanks, boomer-lite.
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>without sounding mad?
Without sounding mad?
He's right
He said only facts
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>>76935651

Lol, why would I be mad. Oh no a dyel thinks excercise is useless, unless it has a practical use, why don't people cycle, or farm, or carry bricks to build a house, I dont do any of those and instead waste my time doom scrolling on the tram or making videos of zero value discouraging self improvement, but those other people are wasting their time. God forbid I want to go bike ride down by the water after work cause I want to decompress and stare at asses, no the guy who sits his useless ass on a train thinks i should bike 35 miles down the highway and back. I went to the gym and carried groceries today talk about progressive overload.

Simple rule in life kids, dont ever take advice from someone you don't respect. If a twinkish poof is telling you how you should workout ignore them. If your friend with a cunt wife is giving you relationship advice, ignore them. If your friend with the shit job is giving you financial advice ignore them. This man has nothing to offer me cause I dont envy him, he is a dyel who aspires to be a pseudo intellectual.
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>>76935651
Start talking in farsi not angry just loud until he wets himself
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>>76936013
He does look like Dyel Macdonald
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>>76935651
Those guys take some ambient dick up the ass
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>>76936011
>why would i be mad
>seething reply
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>>76935651
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
He's kinda correct, so why would I be mad? Since mainstream fitness got introduced in the 00s, we became fatter, sicker and more injured, exactly the opposite of what was supposed to happen. So either it has no positive effect, or it has a negative effect.

We should go back to before mainstream fitness, but that means doing actual sports and physical work and dorks online are pretty allergic to either.
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You can't "respond" to two people talking to each other
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>>76935651
I actually had an idea a while ago that what if I would just get a second job doing manual labour like moving or whatever and that way I would get paid to lift weights.
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>>76935900
>>76935913
explain plz
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>>76936129
No, the people who don't do fitness have become those things. The people who do are the healthiest fittest people in history. We are diverging.
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>>76936157
>No, the people who don't do fitness have become those things. The people who do are the healthiest fittest people in history. We are diverging.
A nice claim, as usual with no proof or even evidence. This is what one calls a cope.
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>>76935651
why do leftists have such a hatred for sports?
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>>76935651
ETSUBATSU
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>>76935651
Louis is one of those "workout in the library" dudes. Trained his brain but has been living in a soiboi body all his life.
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>>76935651
>average person can afford 1000x enough food to kill themselves
>food is addictive
>work from home on laptop to make 100k +
>can't move
>groceries delivered to door because no time
>need to have 6 pack, 6 ft, 8in, and be jacked to compete in dating market or die alone/genetic dead end/asian/latina wife
>go to gym 2h a day 30 seconds away

If you aren't in the top 1% of human fitness you're a loser and a failure.

If you have to commute even a single day a year you are a fucking failure and should kill yourself.

If you are going physically to the supermarket you are poor stupid and should be shot.

This stupid bitch thinks he's winning because hes not fat like 80% of men in the UK, but he has no idea what its like at the top 1% of fitness globally.
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>>76935651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_03QSlEGLec
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>>76935900
UK actin like anyone knows who this guy or that "better man" movie are.
I thought it was another planet of tge apes film from ths images and a documentary about pearl jam's middest song from the title
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>>76936248
>Global 1% shitposts on /fit/ in the middle of the night
I always knew I was an elite
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>>76936156
Louis Theroux. He’s made some pretty good documentaries.
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>>76935680
>tries to counter bugman communism with vanity, then concedes to him with
>while i may agree that a society where exercise was structured more naturally into daily life
Oh he'll gladly structure a proper society where you're not uselessly expending energy.
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>>76935651
He's a seething dyel. I'll just look at him like he's crazy and walk away.
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>>76935651
I don't listen to dysgenic freaks
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>>76935651
>Just go into manual labor, that'll get you your exercise for the day!
That'd be like telling this faggot to record something productive instead of wasting time on useless documentaries. He'd have the same reaction to that.
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>>76936213
yea it becomes a problem because they never developed their physical side, only the intellectual. And they're now knowledgeable enough to come up with a myriad of copes as to why the physical side is unnecessary to develop in the first place, so if they do end up exercising they just do some bullshit like biking to work or carrying the groceries out of the car and chalking that up as good enough. Their warrior spirit died a long time ago, so they don't realize that outside of the confines of polite society they would be totally useless
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>>76935651
>name them as Jews
>watch them kvetch
It’s that easy
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>>76935651
Pick him up and keep him up until he says he's sorry.
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>>76935651
>it's just a hobby, man. Tell me about your hobbies.
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>>76935651
I think people should just exercise in their homes.
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>>76935674
*teleports behind you*
heh, nothing personnel
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I can't I actually agree but I work in front of a computer for 10 hours straight I can't just carry groceries my way into fitness.
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>>76936937
Exactly, its just /fit/ness.
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>>76936499
No fucking way, are you serious? Then again Louis is a confirmed faggot, just look at his female bodybuilding documentary
>aaaiiiieeee these strong women are scawy and weird >:(((((((
>btw this is THE MOST RACIST FAMILY IN AMERICA because they think unchecked unregulated mass immigration is bad
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>>76935651
looks like a faggot idgaf
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>>76935651
He's kinda right. Instead of bodybuilding in an air conditioned gym you could be beautifying your country, building something, overthrowing your masters, etc. Gym is an outlet for otherwise productive male energy, and in countries where gym membership is widespread among young virile men, fertility drops.
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Jewie only wants you working out your butthole taking boners
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>>76936499
He isn't a face most recognize but the name is recognized when heard. Best way to be famous imo.
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>>76935651
People moved bricks and other work because it meant surviving another day.
Today, working out is a leisure activity for most.
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>>76936201
If they're influenced by commie ideation, they've learned things are always a team effort and ironically individualism should be looked down on.
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>>76935651
He's right
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>>76937687
NO HES LEFT FAGGOT
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>>76937616
I'm beautifying my country by making one of its citizens look juicy as fuck
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>>76935651
>I don't like it and/or don't have the discipline to do it
>therefore it should be BANNED
This is why leftists deserve to get shot
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I just casually btfo him and go about my day.
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>>76935651
>Interesting idea. But what's your 1RM Bench Press? You don't bench? Looks like what you said was worthless.
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first of all the kind of exercise he's talking about isn't enough to get the health benefits most people that go to the gym are looking for- you're not going to build any meaningful kind of strength from "carrying groceries" once a week, and attitudes like this are a significant reason why a lot of people are miserable and crippled in old age. secondly, both the options he suggested are far more dangerous than just going to the gym (cycling to and from work during rush hour vs riding a stationary bike? really?), in fact the gym is one of the safest places to exercise for the vast majority of people. it's certainly safer than working in construction.
thirdly, the gym allows you to exercise as a hobby rather than forcing you to integrate it into other, more important tasks. if you get injured at the gym and you have an office job or something, you're fine- if your sole method of getting to work is riding a bike and you injure your leg, you'd better hope you can borrow a car or that your boss is okay with you working from home.

i could probably come up with a few more reasons if i took more time, but i don't want to
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>>76937637
I've literally never heard of him in my entire life.
The only documentary guy I've heard of is sir David Attenborough.
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>>76935651
"Work/labor" and "exercise" are different things and are done for different reasons. Both of these people look disgustin.
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>>76935667
toppest of keks at picrel thank you for this anon
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>>76935651
A nerd of a man who looks like a gust of wind would floor him talking about farming, hard labour and carrying bricks to build a wall lmao. He's a media faggot who has never done a hard day's work in his life and never will.
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>>76935651
Ok but do you have a license for that?
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>>76936499
Jesus he aged like milk, doesn't even look like him.
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>>76935651
Why would you bother to respond to obvious beta male cope?
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>>76935651
"Work for nothing" could be used to describe any form of training. Practicing isn't about a tangible, physical artifact as a result. The result is the cultivation of discipline, physical ability, and neural pathways. Nobody who has ever done any kind of sport or physical labour disparages resistance training. It's always skinnyfat fags who've never actually done hard physical work. Sour grapes and nothing more
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>>76935651
The man who spends his time getting stronger - whatever the means- will also be stronger and more capable (or at least take far less time to become fully capable) when it comes to the practical stuff he mentions than someone whose body is frail and busted from never doing any work or exercise. I'd like to see Louis Theroux do a day on a construction site with someone who works out and see who is more useful
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I don't understand the gloryfying of manual labour as a way of keeping fit. Half my family comes from manual workers and they were fucked up in old age.
Like yeah, you can get fit doing a physical job if you're young, but 40 years of daily physical work will fuck you up in most cases. I'd rather have a dreaded desk job and keep fit with exercise rather than doing manual job 8+ hours every day for life.
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>>76935651
Always figured Louis Theroux as a reasonable, level headed guy, what a dumb take from him (and me, in retrospect)
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>>76935651
I wouldn't, I don't think he actually cares. This just seems like a fun little thing where they're bullshitting and exaggerating mildly held opinions for a laugh.
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>>76938538
>>76938559
Louis has always had a hard on against fitness/bodybuilding. He did that doc 20+ years ago about bodybuilders in LA and was a bit of a cunt to the guys he interviewed. There was one chap who seemed like a genuinely nice guy and was being pretty open and friendly to Louis about his lifestyle, and Louis at one stage pints at the guy's cock in his Speedos and goes " it's quite small". Guy obviously thinks he's talking about his knob and starts rightfully explaining that it looks smaller given the muscle. Then Louis "clarifies" that he meant the Speedos. Cunt knew what he was doing and it was clearly meant to humiliate the guy and make him look insecure. Fuck Louis Theroux.
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Louis is just a midwit who lucked out.

At first he was just the zany slop interviewer, then it was found his manner worked well with others. But people confused his natural midwittery and awkwardness for an elite 4D chess strategy. You can see it that then when he tried to move onto harder documentaries he was utter shit, including the Scientology one which was one insane giant cope as none of them even talked to him. If he hadn't lucked into his position he would be an english teacher in some failing state comp.
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>>76938832
I think he does have some good journalistic instincts and his "play the fool" act works on people who are less intelligent than him. But mainly he is just sly with editing material to get what he needs.
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>>76938845
But it's not an act. You can tell by his later self important work where he tries being a serious interviewer and he has no ability. Being an awkward, unassuming goof was just who he was.
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Cycling to work is gay shit. You drive your BMW to work to flex on peasants. Also smelling like shit in work isn't a good. Look.

This guy made a career because people on the fringes on society think these documentarians come to them with good intentions. Fuck this faggot. To not sound mad I will add he made a tremendous job highlighting how comicaly evil israeli kikes are.
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>>76935651
>Sorry, you're fundamentally wrong. No, explaining it to you would be a huge waste of time.
And then just sit there doing nothing, not even looking at your phone, just nothing.
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>>76938483
>I don't understand the gloryfying of manual labour as a way of keeping fit.
Rich kids who had never had to do actual manual labour, that's it.
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>>76935651
Just point out how antisemitic he is being, especially since he's talking to a Jew and then stand your ground about it

It's worked for 80 years now, can't see it not working for this
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>>76935651
Ask why he's on the subway in that case if he can just walk or cycle to wherever he's going?
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>>76935651
I don’t. I just go about my day. Why waste time on that idiot?
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>>76935651
He's right but I don't own my own land yet and I'm not clearing someone else's land so he's wrong.
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>>76938559
the only smart person in this thread
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>>76935651
I'd just flex a 'cep and say "how's this for a start?"
Then again I'm not autistic like you guys.
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>>76938845 is spot on. Remember he's a media type so don't take anything he sends out at face value.
There was an era (80s) at the more academic English public schools (different meaning in the UK) where it was not done to be seen to be achieving through hard work - the appearance of effortless excellence was the aim, even if you were working like a bastard out of sight to make it happen. For some, any kind of physical self improvement or participation in sports was an absolute waste of time and afforded as little effort as was allowed. Some retain this attitude years later, even as their health declines.
>t. Fives, anyone?
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>>76935651
(((They))) want you fat and weak



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