How do you avoid shitstains in your boxers after working out?
>husband poops his pants, says it’s no big dealkek
>>76937063It's not a matter of not wiping properly. Sometimes farts can be very misleading so you think you're letting off only a rip but you might end up letting out a mini shart, when means poop stain
>>76937063Learn how to wipe your ass properly. If there's still shit, you aren't done.
All men get skid marks in their undies sometimes. I used to rip boxers in the gym as a high schoolers before I switched to compression shorts
>>76937172I literally never get skid marks.
>>76937172never in my life have I gotten skid marks you fucking absolute swine.
>>76937063finish with a wet wipe, stop wearing white underwear
>>76937176I’ve never understood how men wore tightly whities for so long
>>76937172voluntarily walks around with literal shit caked within his ass cheeks>hurrrr all men get this sometimesYou should honestly be ground up and rendered into dog food
My gym should provide dude wipes
Buy blue underwear and supplement your diet with methylene blue (you should be doing this regardless), that way your sharts will be invisible.
>>76937194And these motherfuckers wonder why they are forever alone
>>76937172speak for yourself you fucking degenerate.>>76937194this. you do not deserve to breathe the same air I do.
sharts and skidmarks are a question of fiber. psyllium husk powder is essential if you need to shit away from home and don't have a bidet available. i'd just put a few tablespoons of husk powder in my daily proton shakes while i worked construction and enjoyed beautiful, wipeless shits that slid out like freshly manufactured submarines leaving drydockno, i don't work for konsyl, it's just what i used, and any brand of psyhusk will dothis shit is fucking magic, srs
>>76937063I installed a bidet because I'm not a savage.
>>76937172good bait and if it isn't wash your fucking ass
Get a bidet. They're like $50 to attach one to a toilet
>>76937224>>76937257Might as well wrap some toilet paper around a dildo you fucking faggots.
>>76937063Born to shit, forced to wipe
>>76937224you installed a bidet because you have a fetish for water shooting up your asshole. weirdo.
>>76937176based. If you don't do this, what are you even doing with your life
>wife found the dudewipes
>>76937063pre gym rim. someone has to like you unfortunately.
>>76937172GO AND TAKE A SHIT
does shaving your ass help?
>>7693717230€ on TEMU and one hour to install it to your shitter, you're welcome you disgusting piglet
>>76937224
>>76937271this. i dont even use a toilet as its beyond gay you are literally shitting in a big plastic mouth built by a chink! i just shit in my bed unfazed unbothered manly
>>76937063End of the day even if your diet is on point and you wipe well now and again you're gonna drop a big stinker and no matter what type of shit you have there's still shit particles there. You wouldn't wipe your shitty hands with paper and say they're clean. There's gonna be times where there's been more than usual left, you've worked out and you've sweated shit all over your boxers which are bunched up in your asshole. A bidet is the true answer.However, all these amerigolems who have literal skidmarks perma by the sounds of it are insane. How can you not smell literal shit every time you squat down and how are you not embarrassed whenever you look in your boxers and see literal shit.
>>76937271the fuck are you talking about you fucking sperg
>>76937274>accurate depiction of anon, circa December 2025
Its possible to get skid marks if you shower everyday and wipe your asshole to oblivion every time you poop. Its quite humiliating and people are absolute dicks about it if you admit it like >>76937194>>76937208>>76937218.This issue is caused by not eating enough fiber, it makes your poops hard to pass so even if you wipe a shit ton a small amount of shit can still slide out ur arse later leading to skid marks. The solution to this is to eat oats and raisins everyday for breakfast, it will make your poop come out powerfully. Also alcoholism can lead to your shits getting stuck as well.tldr: no fiber in diet = skid marks
>>76937063i have consistently found women's underwear to be grosser than men's. i assume this is mostly due to their unique plumbing but in either case, they're in no position to talkwith that said, if you have skid-marked underwear, throw it away. and if it's a consistent issue, improve your wiping/cleaning and failing that see a doctor, because your ass should not be leaking on a regular basis
Do none of you wash your asses?
>>76937337YES THANK YOU, I can't understand FOR THE LOVE OF GOD people that refuse to take the bidet pillWhat opened my eyes was a very old ad for japanese toilets with a japanese idol innit : She put some blue paste on her right hand and try to wipe it with a tissue, but it only smeared the blue paste all over it and then said "You wouldn't clean your hand with just a tissue, you would wash it with water. So why don't you do the same for your butthole ?" and she then proceed to wash the blue paste from her hand with waterI was so baffled by my used-to-be monkey behavior that I bought a bidet right away and it's the best decision I took in those last few years, I could never go back to the old ways to the point I can't even shit at work anymore because I can't live with my bumbum full of poopoo particules anymorealso each time we have union meeting I fight for obligatory bidets on every toilets but my coworkers are still subhumans
>>76937271>>76937257Why are europeans obsessed with anal stimulation? >>76937274Correct.
>>76937371>LoGH poster>bidetposter
>>76937063>>76937172Wash your fucking ass you retards. People can smell the shit emanating from you.
>>76937564>Just take the vax bro, you have to there is a social contract!!>People can smell the shit emanating from you.Good. Not my problem. I got mine.
Do people here not wash their ass with water and TP after? Do you "people" even spit wipe?
>take a shit>skid marks>gf takes a shit>no skid marks>trans roommate takes a shit>skid marks What gives?
>>76937569Apparently they don't >>76937568Imagine walking around with shit stained underwear reeking of human feces and pretending it's not a problem. Literal Pajeet tier hygienics.
>>76937172bro...
Even animals know basic hygiene and will wipe their ass against a tree or on the ground after relieving themselves, many BATHE in bodies of water after shitting.
>>76937577>walking around with shit stained underwear reeking of human feces and pretending it's not a problem.Not my problem.
>>76937063As an adult male, its not a concern of mine. For one im pretty sure i have crohns disease. So I usually i wake up with battery acid in my stomach, shit 3 times before my morning shower, and then im good for the day. If I do have to shit, I always wet the TP, and alternate wet and dry, usually I just reach the faucet, but if I have to use a stall in public, I'll pre wet 4 or 5 balls of toilet paper. My anus is an immaculately clean hole like an eye socket, even with tummy issues. If you cant keep shit stains out your underwear, id have to assume youre fat, retarded, or both.
It's about sending a message.Clean it up.
>>76937582Of course not, I'm sure you get off to the smell of human feces, Aladdin. Everyone else will just have to forcefully succumb to the putrid smell of shit everytime a brownoid such as yourself walks by.
>>76937271>>76937274>>76937332If you got shit on your arm you would not simply wipe it off with a piece of paper.
>>76937593Hey Timmy if you're the one smelling my shit, you're in charge. I purposely squirt a little out before I get on the bus to make every have to smell it. Everyone likes their own flavor now don't they? Does my shit smell upset you? Reply if angry.
>>76937371For me, it was a Thailand trip. Bought a bidet attachment as soon as I got back, my ass has been pristine since
>>76937577Sniff it, bitch.
>>76937336exactly. cleanliness is a psyop. real men let nature take its course and move on. if god wanted us pressure-washing our assholes he wouldn’t have invented pants. bidet users just scared of their own biology. weak stomachs. soft hands. probably moisturize.
>>76937257Does fingering your own asshole feel good?
I have never seen a house without a bidet.
>>76937782I replaced mine with a urinal. Bidets are for menstruating women.
>>76937142If you didn't learn the difference between a fart and a shit by the time you were 5, you are severely retarded.
>>76937777Yes but a bidet doesn't feel like that.
>>76937795pretty sure you're supposed to use soap and some mechanical help (your hand) otherwise you're just smearing shit water all over your glutes and ass hair
>>76937793Clean it up janny.
>>76937063Bidet+ cleaning up your diet (specifically getting way more INsoluble fiber
>>76937172Yeah like 1x per quarter is acceptable but beyond that wtf are you doing
>>76937224I view any American without a bidet as a turd worlder
>>76937271Posts like this being so common is how I know the USA is utterly fucked
>>76937337100% accurate postGood work, anon
>>76937803How many years were you in High School, anon? After almost hitting double digits, did you even graduate??
>>76937827>>76937834>when anal stimulation is your entire personality
As a man it is your duty to leave skidmarks in your underwear for your wife to clean to remind her of her place.
>>76937063>he’s also leaving skid marks on the sofa and the sheets sometimesI would follow this High Test Alpha Male into Hell itself, if he were leading.
skid marks are natural. they’re a sign of a full-bodied, morally complex shit. if your underwear is pristine every day you’re probably dropping timid little rabbit pellets that ghost out without consequence. real men produce evil shits. the kind that leave evidence. history remembers them. laundering is just part of the deal. anyone claiming “no marks ever” is either lying or nutritionally compromised.
>still using underwear in 2025Tightness, heat and microplastics (aka synthetic fibers) are the test killing trifecta. You're getting a 3-for-1 even a cock cage would be healthier.
>>76937063Have you considered washing your ass properly?
>>76937593>Aladdinkek
>>76937867>A day may come, when we clean our ass and wash it with water, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!!!
>>76937579cats understood having a pristine anus is important and they're ready to LICK THEIR OWN BUTTHOLE to achieve perfection
>>76937858
>>76937789>Bidets are for menstruating women.I can personally vouch that no absolutely they are not.
>>76937063I've been working out for almost ten years and I've never had this despite squatting and deadlifting sheer amounts of weight. Hate to break it to all these females but their husbands are most likely having covert gay sex and it's causing incontinence.
>>76937172I get skidmarks that go right up my back and touch my neck
Mine goes all over my head and down my face, neck and torso back over the cock and balls and to the butthole to make a closed loop, gets lots of mires
>>76937982Wrong.
>>76937063There is no excuse to have skid marks passed the age of 18, and I'm being generous here.Personally, all my shits are what I call "perfects".I wipe on principle, to check, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.And I'm not exaggerating, I really mean: NOTHING.On the rare occasion where there is something (I get mean drunk once or twice a year, and the following visit on the throne can be problematic), I immediately take a shower after, max pressure on the water and clean it thoroughly like that (I do that every shower anyway, but I don't take it automatically after shitting)You guys are absolutely disgusting. Stop eating like pigs. Stop protein powder.No one gives a fuck about your dyel body anyway
>>76938333>t. rabbit pellet pantyboy
>>76937063i used to use wet wipes, but recently installed one of these bad bois. clean and fresh evrytim
>>76938339speak english dumbass
>>76937327The ten cent chinese fitting will blow out and destroy your house but your asshole will be sparkly. Zoomer priorities
>>76937063Don't eat goyslop and use a douche nozzle. >>76937327>Americans Europeans don't use bidets, stop lying. It's only common in Italy.
>>76938346I have it for three years now and nothing happened, keep coping you filthy monkey
>>76938438How can you be so retarded that you make generalities about countries ? people outside the USA don't have a NPC mindset where they have to think exactly the same or the goy police we beat the shit out of themdude wake up, create your own persona and use your free will
>>76937172are you five years old?
>>76937142use a bidet you fucking disgusting third worlders
>>76938333what's your diet like?genuine interest
>>76937063>skid marks on sheets and sofa
>>76937172>All men get skid marks in their undies sometimes.Yeah like when you get extremely shitfaced because you lost control of the booze at a peculiar new years's eve, or when you get explosive diarhea due to a gut virus because someone screwed up at the water treatment station.Not on your normal day-to-day life, unless there's something seriously wrong with you.
>>76938339
>>76937063squat plug
>>76938075I believe it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HIcVHNSiqs
>>76938652I don't have one, and eat a lot of things that would make you think I'm lying: peanut butter, butter, a lot of cheese and charcuterie, bread, pasta, whole milk.I don't eat vegetables nor fruits, and the only things that has ever upset my stomach even in small quantities were oatmeal and fromage blanc (no idea how you call that in english, but basically the two food items that french gymfags kept recommending when I started lifting)Obviously if I start binge eating ice cream or chocolate like a girl, I'm fucked too, but I haven't since my teenage years.For a long time I thought it was thanks to hash which I smoked a lot in the past but recently I've had weeks without, several times a year and it doesn't change a thing.Another reason that could explain it, bear with me it's a bit strange (not as much as leaving skid marks on the sofa though):you know the muscle you flex/relax to stop peeing/pee, something about kegels I have no idea about the actual terms, I have good control of mine (I decided not to ever cum a while ago, so it ended up real strong)When I go on the shitter, I can let it all out without that muscle flexing involuntarily, which is the reason shits get cut in half, and you have to wipe like a madlad.You know it's starts coming out, and at some point you can't help but flex it, like you're trying to let out the last drop of pee (but you're not, it's automatic) and if it's the middle of a stool, it gets cut in half.So there is an "upstream work", my digestion being great and my stools not being too soft, and then the part about coming out in one piece.Sorry if it's not clear or sounds crazy, I'm rambling a bit and english is not my mother tongue, a bit tired of writing properly after babbling all day on this board
>>76937063anal skin tags / hemorrhoids do that. they trap shit particles. get them removed or wash you ass after shitting
Anyone with a brain long figured out that wet-wipes are the perfect middle ground between the cleanup of a bidet and the speed and convenience of toilet paper
>>76937208if those men were forever alone, women wouldn't find out about this
>>76938438>just use the douche nozzle bro>your anus needs to be tickled it feels so good need to feel good at all timesFuck off.
>>76937063>>76937105>>76937867Alright, dumber, blunt, caveman logic:skid marks just happen. that’s biology. if my wife is upset about it that’s kind of on her. laundry is literally why washing machines exist. i’m not gonna apologize for having real adult shits. if anything she should stop bringing it up and just handle it like a normal household task. feels weird to argue about nature.
>>76937336Boised and plop pilled
>>76937336I had an idea once for a comedy skit about a guy called "the straightest man alive" and he wouldn't wipe his ass or touch his dick because it would make him gay
>>76937063I was doing No-Wipe November for men’s mental health. Not a performance, not a joke, just awareness. People at work complained, people at the store acted offended, and that reaction kind of proved the point. Everyone says they support men’s mental health until it becomes mildly uncomfortable. At that point it’s suddenly an issue. Not my problem. Everyone likes their own flavor, and this just happened to be mine.
>>76939110thanks, that's very in depthi also dislike fruit and vegetables and eat almost anything else and have perfect poopi recently joined the raw meat cult and feel great too
>>76937063I eat less than a pound of laxatives a day?
>>76937291NONOT YETGET OUT
>>76937851Reread>>76937834Wiping is closer to gaybating than a butt-specific shower you raging faggot. You're a sneeze away from fisting your shit covered self
>>76937063If you can’t handle me upwiped you don’t deserve me wiped.
