>There was a certain Aesius Proculus, son of a chief centurion, called Colosseros because of his remarkable size and handsome appearance; this man Caligula ordered to be suddenly dragged from his seat in the amphitheatre and led into the arena, where he matched him first against a lightly armed gladiator (Thracian) and then against a heavy-armed gladiator; when Proculus was victor in both contests, Caligula gave orders that he be bound at once, clad in rags, led about the streets and exhibited to the women, and then put to death.-Suetonious, life of CaligulaCould lifting have saved him?
>>76937623Not sure who the bigger cuck isI guess the two dead DYEL gladiators
>>76937625>Others write that being invited to the wedding banquet, he sent a message to Piso, who was reclining opposite him: 'Don’t take liberties with my wife' [or in some translations: 'Don't fondle my wife'], and forthwith carried off the bride from the banquet table; and on the following day he issued an edict announcing that he had taken a wife in the manner of Romulus and Augustus.The biggest cuck is whoever isnt like Caligula>In short, there was no one of such low condition or such abject fortune that he did not envy him such advantages as he possessed
he probs was lifting already
It sounds like jealousy so no, that said history is total bullshit it probably never happened Christians had Caligula Derangement Syndrome
>>76937623>erects a statue of himself on the temple mount>requires pigs be sacrificed to it>jews so assblasted that they later revolt only for their revolt to be crushedIncredibly BASED if you ask me
