Just did 10 minutes of pillow humping like picrel (except standing) with a fast pace as a form of cardio. My hearts was going pretty quick so I'm going to work up to doing 2 hours straight with a fast pace with some super fast humping sprinkled inbetween. I will get fit and have long plapping stamina at the same time
>>76938352You gotta do it in actual missionary position. Part of what’s tiring is holding yourself up moving your hips. Its core and partial arm work
>>76938363hhmmm i see, maybe i will split it 50/50 between doggy and missionary for now
ROM?
Virgins will laugh at you but it's not even funny.Sex is exhausting. I think the "feel good" part about it is the ego boost you get from making the girl feel good.
I know you're rage baiting but just in case this exists This is also the best glutes exercize there is btw so girls should do this every time
>>76938418i am 100% serious about the humping
>>76938352I have no problems with the cardio part, what fucks me up about sex is the joint pain and flexibility.
should i buy one of these to practice sex on? i was thinking of also cutting a hole and putting a fleshlight inside of it to practice edging while im at it
>>76938352yeah i love doing this when i remember i know how to make a sex toy fifi from a neatly rolled towel and a rubber glove inside of which is filled with lotion or lube or vaseline. shit is cash
>>76938352I just go to the thai massage parlor once in a while
>>76938444this is how you pavlov yourself into getting turned on by the smell of leather or rubber mats. going to start getting an erection walking into an mma gym, or smelling the mat while doing a plank.
>>76938352I'm not saying I don't see the value in this but cardio has never been an issue even on longer sessions and my cardio is pretty mediocre I just hop on the bike maybe 20-30min if I feel like it
Now that I think about it having sore abs has been a problem for me, especially this one time I had crazy doms because I had just gotten back to training them. So if you want to specifically train for fucking I think it's a lot more efficient to directly target abs. I've never had a problem with cardio or lower body and I've never specifically trained for sex.
>>76938352Post progress videos so we know you are not lying
>>76938352My dick is too small and circumcised to feel anything from pillow humping
>>76938352Godspeed you beautiful sperg
>>76938446This never worked for me, like I could fit half my dick in the rubber glove by the time I secured it to the end if the pringles can. Those 60 pound silicone ass and pussies need to become standard hime gym equipment.
>>76938446>>76938959It is almost 2026. Amazon sells knockoff fleshlights for $15.
>>76938963I mean yeah but thats just jacking off. I want something heavy and secure so I can go to town.
>>76938352i just rode my bike to work all summer, used to get all light headed from doggy before but not anymore. now i need to get more flexible
>>76938411Just how fucking fat are you?
>>76939008not as fat as ur mom.
>>76938352This is not a bad idea. Keep working on it I think you could be onto something. I bet hot guys humping pillows would do pretty well.
>>76938444>60 kgHOLY BUCKETS
>>76938970JD Vance has some advice for you there.
>>76939145Are you suggesting I tape a fleshlight to a couch? I guess I could make it work in a pinch...
https://www.amazon.com/Silicone-Masturbators-Realistic-Buttock-Textured/dp/B0DNMGGW2SSome richfag better buy it and report back.
>>76938959no pringles can for me, i just used low tension resistance bands/finger stretcher elastics to keep the shape of the (felt, velvet or some other nice-feeling material towel) in the rolled cylinder shape with the glove kinda filleted in the centre of the roll and held on by the rubber wrist making a snug little sock over the business end of the towel roll. and the point is you do it with things that don't seem like foam penises boobs butts asses etc like a sneakydeeky perv if you're in a hotel travelling for a game or dorming or smth
>>76939210i used to work in a burrito shop lol so maybe i just got really good at the motion of making this roll shape
>>76939174Anon, if you can't figure out how to jam a fleshlight between couch cushions for yourself...
>>76938352why a pillow and not an actual girl?
>>76938352Anon, just so turkiah get ups>Hip flexibility>Cardio>Stretch so you can actually mount her and not collapse or crampYou do not have to be this retarded by young zoom zoom gooner
>>76939265Girls are trouble.
I gotta do this, last time I fucked an escort I was gassed out in 5min
>>76938352cardio is not an issue for me since I cum after 30 seconds anyways
>>76939297Cardio would fix that.
this is the most autistic thing in the board right lifting in itself makes you good at sex, don't worry about it, just hit your compounds
>>76939302are you retarded?
>>76938352
>>76939312Possibly, idk.All I know is when I rooned 5 times a week last summer I had to beat off for like 20 minutes with a rock hard dick to cum.If I wasn't an autistic and had a chick to do it with, she would have been DONE lol
>>76939317BORN TO HUMP96855885521 CUMMED PILLOWS NORMIES A FUCK
>>76939008Virgin detected.
>>76938444>I have an anatomically correct vagina where my butt should be.
>>76938352Can't do normal strokes we're talking double strokes and slapping the pillow and kissing it up
>>76938444It feels bad but i literally have coomed to one of tese before
You know girls are supposed to move their hips too right?They aren't supposed to sit there like a dead fish doing nothing. You just gotta do half the work.
>>76939404what if I dont pay them?
>>76939404Thats why God loves yoga chicks, gymnasts and cheerleader types. This thread is incredibased, btw.
>>76938444>sold outumm your not the first one cuming up with this idea haha
>>76938352Threads like this make me want to cry for the OPs who post them. My god.
>>76938352This nigga is trying to farm a 4chan screenshot compilation, no way you're actually serious
>>76938461this is how you pavlov yourself into getting turned on by gooks
>>76939458kpop already did this for me 10 years ago
>>76938411>>76939008Two things can be true at once.Sex is tiring, but anyone who complains about it is probably a fatass.
>>76939265because then I can't train till failure
>>76938352>>76938444why not just get actual sex toys?https://www.motsutoys.com/kyo-plush.htmlhttps://www.hanidoll.com/collections/us-stock
