39yo btw
>>76941890Are you seriously making fun of Michael?
>>76941890men typically begin to gray in mid 30s, its not that uncommon to be mostly gray by 40
>>76941890>>76941892i still remember his schizo homeless arc, when i saw the clip of some dude filming him behind a dumpster i was both saddened and chuckled a bit
>>76941890I think I saw this old man drive the zionists from afghanistan
>>76941900I thought men peaked at 35
>>76941892>not my heckin wholesome vsaucerino
>>76941950Ay you mess wit ‘im you mess wit us
>>76941890early baldness and early greying is quite rough. In my experience it's usually one or the other
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>>76942313ive never seen such a young man
>>76942313sure he looks 17 but can he jump like a teenager?
>>76942313Such youth, the frame of a toddler, skin of a peach, he has access to the fountain of youth all right! Hey youngster hand over the elixar!
>>76941890I thought you were shitposting but that nigga is really just 6 years older than me and looks like my father. Grim.
>>76942313Who's this young whippersnapper?
>>76942313I really doubt this guy is only 36
>>76942313Does his parents know he is using the internet????
>>76942314Kek
>>76942346Of course!
>>76941892Yeah, watcha gonna do about it, BITCH?!
>>76941890>fruit "salad">its just like 3 apples
>>76943751Nobody will be as radiant as this guy. Fuck yeah bro.
>>76941890>5 years older than mejesus the future scares me. Then again, even like 15 years ago, vsauce looked like he was mid 40s. This is the real reason baldness is a death sentence. Even if you have a nice head shape for it, or look good bald, simple fact is you automatically look old when you're bald.
>meanwhile johhny depp at the age of 39Genetics really are everything huh.
>>76944153Boomerchad genetics vs millennialcel genetics
>>769440796 years older than me but I already took the cueball pill many years ago. I have been looking 30 for the past eight years or so and I hope to keep looking 30 for the next seven too.
>>76943751desu dude looks happy and chill as fuck. I wish I were on this level instead of being cynical and jaded about shit
>>76941890Why are millennials aging so well?
>>76941890honestly surprised the jakker's never soijak'd Vsauceman, he's a mainstream soijak IRL
>>76943782Call you a useless cunt and you can't do shit about it
>>76941890He looks pretty good for 60 years old, but at 9 years younger than Bryan Johnson that's some shit-tier molecule skills PLUS dysgenic genetics.>t. a few years younger and not even a few percent as walled
>>76941890Is that vsauce? He has that plant-based look to him. I mean the wirey gray hair, wrinkles, premature ageing, very typical modern diet look.
>>76941890unc is dying
>>76944829>plant-based look>wirey gray hairA lot of this is literally copper and manganese skill issues, most especially in vegans on zinc supplements.>>76941900Not really, like Joaquin Phoenix is a vegan who went grey in his upper 40s which is more typical. Liver King is a heavy metal overdoser with no/minimal greying by 48.
>>76945013oh no! not his chelated manganese with high acetylocysteine! how terrible!fucking word salad none of those are real things
>>76945031One of my granddads made it to 92 with NW6 hair but ZERO greying, so all that canities word salad above your paygrade might not really help me out much anyway, kek.
>>76945039your grandpappy was throwing this stuff in his hair weekly till the day he died
>>76945065I can pretty well guarantee no ack-shilly; he spent his last year or so in a rehab/nursing facility before a fatal heart ACK, and I saw the contents of his bathroom shelves/cabinets several times which did NOT include any hair dye.
>>76945013>Liver King is a heavy metal overdoser with no/minimal greying by 48.Surely the confirmed juicer would never also cheat his hair colorI bet you think that Hideo Kojima and Arnold Schwarzenegger also has all of his natural hair color still
>>76945176So obviously clankers can't math properly, but you seriously believe someone with such insanely high dietary heavy metal intake needs hair dye by 48?>not quite 2026
>>76942313What is the skip to stride ratio?
>>76945072cant u read nigguh? its e-z comb-in-colorno need to have a flask around
>>76945284Gpt is bad at math use Grok.
>>76945297He could barely walk to the end of the hallway at the rehab using a walker; unless some nurse was sneaking hair dye in and throwing away the packaging right after use, he probably wasn't getting any.
>>76945309nta but a nurse could very well have been the one dying his hair
>>76945320While this is possible, it's also rare but not unheard of for people to keep their hair color very late in life. 40s/50s might be the most typical greying decades, but for some people it's teens or 80s/90s due to various genetic and environmental factors.
>>76941890he just had a kid a couple years agozoomers dont know that having a kid ages you 10 years.