I masturbated in public gym showers. It's those seasonal twinks' fault, not mine.
>>76942454Used to work at a small, local health club last two years of high school, on the weekends. My gf and I would have sex on a couch in the lobby after I’d closed the place for the night. Always was weird and funny seeing members sit on that couch during daytime hours.
>>76942454>work in smallish office building>ground floor has vacant space, all the businesses pitched in to convert it to gym room>his/hers showers for freshening up to go back to work>really only me and two other dudes use it, but there is this one uppity hot blond chick who's always on her way out when i'm going in>never responds to my hello>one week, plumbing issue in mens room>maintenance guy says go ahead and use ladies room for a few days>the blond must think this is her own personal bathroom/shower her shit is everywhere>lotions and moisturizers organized near sink>conditioners and random bottles in shower>masturbate and cum in all of them during the week after workouts>still say hello every day and she still ignores me>i giggle to myself knowing she's being a cunt while wearing my cumi had that job for three years, 5 or 6 times the mens room was down and i did it every time
>>76942489keyed
>>76942494one time she had this lip moisturizer bullshit that the cap could come off, that was a special time for me
>>76942454My gym has an air recirculation system and when I need to fart I go over and stand underneath the intake, it takes it and blows it all over the people on the treadmills.Had death farts the other day and did this about 5 times, walked over to the treadmills and can confirm it smelled like death and they were all scowling at each other
>>76942454I don't change my shoes ot clothes before or after gym, idc.
I’ve jacked iff a few times in the gym showers. I thought everyone did, honestly.
>>76942454i broke a new treadmill. when i was finished walking i tried to be cool and let the belt slide me off but the fuckin mechanism popped out when it slid me off. happened 8 months ago and theres still a sign taped to it saying stay off. karma for bumping up the membership fees to 41 quid i guess. also took it as a sign from god that the cut was long overdue
>>76942454I'll piss down the drain in my gym just to save a little bit of time.
>>76942489holy fucking based. great job anon. im proud.
>>76942489Anon that's a felony
>>76942489Nice larp
>>76942454the other day I threw a sandwich wrapper in the recycle bin that says plastic bottles and cans only
>>76942612meh, it was 20 years ago and i have no criminal record at all. even if a two decades old sample of my dna from it still existed and they matched me what's the worst they would do to me for a woman (who doesn't even know about it to make a complaint) walking around for a day with my cum in her hair?
>>76942614why would i larp? from people i've told this story to it doesn't even sound that uncommon. dudes get into public women's bathrooms all the time and jack off into the handsoap dispensers. thats why whenever i took my daughter anywhere when she was young we brought purell instead of using the soap.
>>76942682>merry_pipe.jpeg
>>76942454I have been lifting on and off for almost 7 years and have nothing to show for itIve always placed my job and school ahead of exercise for priorities, and suffered a pretty debilitating illness that sucked up all my motivation and eroded my discipline for a very long time. I've sat just below 1/2/3/4 this whole time
>>76942489Very based
>>76942478the owner had videos of you fucking and beat off to it. they started licking the couch. grim
>>76942489God I hope this is real
>>76942725I have not been ill, but otherwise I can relate. I reached 1/1.75/2.5/3 years ago and just been stuck there. When the weights get tough, I have always folded, switched programs like a retard etc.
>>76943401Nah, he was an old boomer and couldn’t have cared less about the place after showing up for a couple hours each day. Hidden cameras, etc would’ve been way too expensive and hard for a guy who could barely turn on a pc and bitched about buying toilet paper. Also had my friends over there late to party and drink, nobody knew.
I like to shower in the open showers since I'm an exhibitionist
>>76942489Big IF true
>>76944346you spelled faggot wrong
>>76942489It's beyond brutal that you keep trying to talk to her but she keeps ignoring you
