>why are you going up so early anon?>stay and enjoy Christmas dinner with us, you're really sure you can't eat anything?>come on have a drink, it's Christmas!Well fit?
>>76945741But I'm notI will, no, I'm going for plate 4 actuallyUMMMM NO, drinking kills muh protein synthesis, MOM!!!!
White people creep me out for some reason.
>>76945765Probably brown gene memory of all the killing and raping they did to your ancestors
>>76945765thiss, they should just die already XD
>me walking into the kitchen to get a double helping of everything
>>76945765so true Ranjesh, we're curry mogging the crackoids
>>76945741i would clean stuff in the kitchen while everyone is eating and wait till everyone has their fill until i finish the rest of the christmas ham and chocolate chip cookies.
>>76945781Except you dont look like him
>>76945788If only I did...
>>76945793You could play Xenoverse and larp as a saiyan.
>>76945741just eat like a normal person once, retards thar do not eat on special occasions are ngmi
>>76945765100% odds this poster is within the immediate vicinity of cow dung
yeah, let's put all the kids apart from us on special daysmix toddlers with basically early teensand give our backs to themlet's not give them space to stand up and walk around or go to the bathroom or anything squish em good while we drink wine and laugh at the top of our lungs acting like we like each other and repeat the same nothing stories nobody likesand let Ishma at the very left grow up like this cause we don't get rid of this huge retarded table or put 2 togethershe is getting hairs but she may as well have a fucking diaper on, that bitch. wait till you're married to some Croatian delivery guy and we put an even smaller table for you and the other not ring havers we dislikefor now let her get bitten by that 43 year old Romanian midget that asks to sit besides her all the timeLet's ignore there's probably bigger rooms on this shitty place because *cunt* decided this was the dinning room and the whole vibe and colors were right for the occasion we'll let fatty at the head of the table to but his ego and fuck up the whole space management while at it so we avoid any kids trying to get their chairs hereI swear to god if that's ice cream on my back I'm elbowing that lil shit and saying "oh sis, he headbutted me. so silly, David! go to your mom's to get washed up"if someone feeds the dog the shitty boiled slop that goes with the poorly seasoned and dry white meat I swear I'm putting them through that fucking fishtank at the back of the roomAnd it'll ruin my tasteful arrangement of random, useless garbage and filler deco, so I'm never inviting them againthe kids can see each other again at Easter, bitch. you are ruining this Hanukkah
>>76945765Shalom rabbi
>>76945741Normally I don't go to the gym at all over the christmas period. I didn't even have the option to before but my current gym is 24/7. I'm going to drive out a few times a week to go because I'm worried I'll enter turbo depression otherwise.
>>76945741So glad I don't have an extended family. This looks like a proper nightmare.
>>76945741who are you people? what are you doing in my house?? this is not my house?!
>>76945741I wish my family would still meet up like this once in a while instead of not talking to each other over absolutely inane shit and perceived sleights from over a decade ago.
>>76945741Imagine having a family
>>76945741I hate normies so much
>>76945741I swear I know the wog boy in the brown jumper.
>>76946654Same
I came off keto two weeks ago specifically so I could enjoy a good Christmas pig-out. I have 2kgs of ham in the fridge, a turkey in the freezer, egg nog, Christmas pudding and custard, prawns and a big bowl of pasta salad.After Christmas it will be back to 12 weeks on keto. But, Jesus anons, literally... sweet baby Jesus... celebrate Christmas properly and worry about the gains afterwards. Otherwise what is the fucking point.
The people in the picture are clearly suffering from diet related diabetes, arthritis, fibromyalgia, cirrhosis, migraines, PMS, symptomatic menopause, erectile dysfunction, masturbation induced baldness, nymphomania, ADD, ADHD, early onset dementia, heart disease, and early Parkinson’s.Why would I follow their diet advice?
>>76945910SeriouslyI am 220 lbs jacked and I don't even know what you people are talking about with all this shitYou have serious issues with food. I just eat whatever and don't think about it.
>>76945954What exactly are you mad about>>76946654I don't know if mine even has any perceived slights they just got so lazy and shit that they've grown apart and it's like that Seinfeld episode where relationships are like plants and if you don't water them they sort of turn hostile
>>76948352Plants become hostile if you dont water them?
Thanksgiving was always our big family event never Christmas. But I remember enjoying the big meals and talking to people when I was growing up. Then going into my mid 20s when I was still a loser not developing at all in life I became like that, barely talking at the meal wanting to leave. Now I haven’t seen my family in 6 years since I was 29, o just avoid family stuff now because I’m still at rock bottom of life
