are you /fit/ enough to get out of this predicament ? what lifts could have prevented this ?
>>76945958Probably OHP/handstand push upsam I /fit/ enough? idk do I get to use my hands and feet? if not I'm prob dead
>>76945958couldn't you just slide sideways to get your feet under you and just you know...stand up.
>69.2 poundsNice
I've 69'd fat girls and lived to tell the tale, I'll be ok
>>76945958finally time to use my functional strength from the upside down floating crunch machine.
>>76946019why would you do that? I once hugged a fat girl and I honestly was close to puking
>>76946910I know there's something about feeling the bra under the shirt and your arms just barely getting around them makes me first feel like a hugging a big fat man that's crossdressing. That's after you get past the smell.
>>76945958Imagine not being able to move 70 lbs with your legs
>>76945958>what lifts could have prevented this ?Situps and Pushups to unwedge yourself.Legpress to kick the seat back into position How did he die from this?did he starve?was there no latch from his to open the trunck with?
>>76945958>being small enough to get stuck there in the first place.Victim weight.
>>76947662kek yup. if you can still fit inside a car you're not lifting properly.
>>76945958I tested this out with half the third row seating folded down in a Honda Odyssey and had no problems OHPing myself out, kek.
>>76947654He suffocated. He was able to call 911 and tell him where he was but the police only did a half assed search and then left.https://www.wcpo.com/news/local-news/hamilton-county/cincinnati/madisonville/as-kyle-plush-pleaded-for-help-why-didnt-officers-find-him
>>76947928Odd that they sent cops in the first place, around here they'd send the fire department.
>>76945958Hip thrusts to push the seat with his dick
>>76945958I'm gonna go try this. If I don't post itt again then it means I wasn't /fit/ enough.
>>76945958he could hip thrust it off of him
>>76945958Both the kid and cops in this situation were retarded. I remember while reading it every outlet would praise the kid for being "calm" and composed but if anything it's what killed him, i've gotten myself in worse positions s a kid and what helped me was scrambling not being a smug little nerd with no survival instincts.
>>76945958>69.2 poundsso just about 30 kg of aditional weight pressing on his?That means I would need to do about 110kg of strict OHP.... damn that would be hard
>>76947936Firemen are lazy fucks who get sent to every call in order to justify their bloated budgets. >>76947928I hope the police got their asses handed to them.
>>76948976What blows my mind is no one noticed the legs of some dumb ass kid flailing about?
>>76945958>not even 1 platereally?
>>76948980They werent flailing, he's a rigid autistic retard with no fight or flight instinct. When he went down he just froze and picked up the phone to call 911. Just like all the sperg retards ITT thinking in terms of rigid vertical/horizontal isolation movements. If anything your best bet here is to kick the glass or seat as hard as possible or slowly push the seat back
