>be me >finally get a gf >she meets me in the middle of a bulk, along the 2 years she is with me she watches me add on a lot of muscle, but also a bit of fat >she loves the 'ceps and the chest gains, but never got too excited about it >she goes 5 months away to visit her family on another continent >I decide it's a good time to get on a cut. Nothing too scientific, just less food, less fat and sugar, and more lean protein >my retarded diet works and I lose a couple of kg, suprisingly I don't lose too much muscle >She comes back and of course we go benis in bagina not too long after >the first thing she notices is the abs that were always there but were never too defined until now >she goes fucking crazy and starts biting them, licking them, asks me to flex them and licks them even more >tells me she's so fucking turned on by my absWhen did you finally realise bulking is a meme? I'm staying lean for the rest of my fucking life. Validation for strangers on /fit/ isn't nearly as important as my gf's validation.
>>76946954I feel more energy when im bulking which helps me train harder. I dont bulk for women. My gf already can't get enough of me.
>she goes 5 months away to visit her family on another continentwho's gonna tell him? lmao
>>76946964What's with 4chaners and cuck fantasies?
>>76946967Lol cope
>>76946954>she goes away for 5 monthsOh no...
>>76946954>but never got too excited about it>>she goes 5 months away to visit her family on another continentBitch got dicked down so much she started pretending to be passionate to appease her guiltI hope she wasnt in Africa
>>76946967>denouncing obvious cuckoldry is "having cuck fantasies"Hello, Sarah Goldberg.
>>76946954>virgin anon>Just got a gf>Said gf goes away for 5 monthsI sometimes wonder if anons are truly aware. Are there even thoughts within their heads? Can't they see what they are posting?
>>76946954Fatties got mad as fuck at OP for calling them out
>>76946997>>76946994>>76946984>>76946977>>76946964lol projection running rampant
>>76946954Any advice on how to cut? Tea or coffee? Or bubblegum? What's better for hunger suppression?
>>76946963You will never know the feeling of a woman licking your abs
>>76946954You're really overthinking this though. Bitches are dumb, and I say this as a man in a 15 year relationship with a body count of 22 before meeting her (also before tinder and all that shit)Guarantee she now associates you with that level of horniness and would hardly notice you bulking up to near how you used to be, as long as it never got worse than before. Bulk just like you used to, cut just like you know you can. Get gains. Don't stunt your own growth for pussy that you're already getting anyway and will continue to get.
>>76947038I did have that once before i lifted but it was short.
>>76946964she dindu nuffin! have sex incel!!
>>76946954My last sexual encounter with an Asian MILF all she could do was look at my burgeoning abs during missionary. I just got them and she wanted to touch them and she moaned more as she did. It's like a sign of virility and strength. It shows you are healthy and have a powerful seed. I've prioritized leanness now and all I do is maintain my shoulders and chest because my arms are already bigger than dyel. Pull ups, Dips, push ups and bicycling for me. I do high resistance levels on the bike so it gives me calves and size
>>76947049this, plus don't forget that if you hold onto your current look she'll just get used to it. get bigger then cut down to keep her excited
>>76947038Alteady did, some bitch was on vacation to see her family and she licked my abs.
>>76946954Lean is law. This board is mostly fat people and a few chads who realize this. Makes your face look way better too, people in general are nicer and aromatase goes way down
>>76947105Based
>>76946954Yep you should just perpetually stay at 12% bf it’s not even hard
>>76947019>Stop noticing things!!!!
>>76947505>lardass seethinglooks like op struck a fat-covered nerve
>>76947689>AI/bot replyDead Internet strikes again
>>76947785>b..b...bot reply!!!!post body AND take meds, skizzo. every post you make with yoyr grease covered hands proves OPs point.
>>76946954my wife no peg me when I eat ice cream
>>76948553In the off chance you're just a retarded human, your replies are nonsensical and have nothing to do with the content of the conversation I was having, as I wasn't discussing OP's point.It would actually give me some relief to know you're just an illiterate retard who didn't read the convo. But you're more likely IA with a weak engine, which explains your inability to comprehend the actual chain of discussion.
>>76947038Already do You, on the other hand, will never be free from the temptation of the flesh.
>>76946954>>76946954My wife and I are swingers.I also am a /fraud/ and my wife is a thick fertility goddess with massive tits. I am an unabashed plapper. > In b4 cuck My wife and I have been married over 10 years and swinging is something we do as a hot sexual adventure for both of us. This isn't my first rodeo either but I digress.Most guys in the lifestyle are a fucking mess. They're over weight and untrained. My wife doesn't mind because if she wasn't with me these would be the men she'd be able to score but she always says to me in private they she appreciates how much stamina I have and how these guys can't keep up. And more importantly, I give it to their wives way harder, faster, and longer than they do. Op is right. I'm bulking right now because I just want more mass but it fucking sucks. My abs are soft but even having SOMETHING defined me leagues better than the lardies at these LS clubs.
>>76946963Personally I find I have more energy at lower body fat. I don’t have to sleep as much nor rest as long in between sets. Obviously strength goes down but energy goes up. I’m cutting right now and have never been truly lean though, so I guess I’ll see if this continues into the lower tens.
>>76949284I can concur. I'm bulking right now and fluffier and it SUCKS.I'm at least strong but I hate how tired I am all of the time even with all of the cardio I do.
>>76949274>My wife and I are swingers.I honestly couldn't live with myself if I knew my wife/gf was getting dicked down by another man. Absolutely blasphemous behavior.
>>76947105God, I would fucking kill for abs. I'm a former fat-ass and am at a healthy weight but unfortunately will always have loose skin on my stomach wich means I'll never have visible abs. Oh well, at least I look decent in shirts and have less face fat.
>>76949274>I let other men fuck my wifeNGMI
>>76949274how is it being buff in swing community?if i break up my gf i wanna try going to a few events. i enjoy the lifestyle, or at least the idea of it, but she is not into it at all (jealousy issues).im like 6'4, 220lbs w abs, blue eyes, beard, mostly full head of hair and tatts. if i came to a club as a solo male, would i get any fun?
>>76946984OP here. It was India actually
>>76947030Water and willpower.
>>76949274 #>my wife is a thick fertility goddess with massive tits>I like to see other men dick her down and try to fertilize her with their semen instead of keeping said fertility goddess all to myselfI could say plenty of things but this anon >>76949501 # already said all that matters
