>>76947590
This bitch was hogging the only bench for hyperextensions for like twenty minutes. I told her to shit or get off the pot and she ran away and told on me

I dont talk to anyone and barely look at anyone in the gym but
>See this girl with decent abs wearing gloves around for a few times, one time i get near her to grab the microplates she was hoarding. Turn out she has a hideous face, never seen her since that day.
>Girl that looks no older than 16 gets into the double squat rack power tower whatever it's called while i was also working in, does a set or two, removes her pants and starts squatting in what looks like boxers. Never seen her since that day as well

Was doing triceps machine opposite a girl who was running fast(ish) on a treadmill, he phone rang and as she answered it she just stopped running. It threw her about 10ft across the floor of the gym in front of me, she got up and looked at me and said “did you see that!?”
I said “yes”.

>>76947590
>be me
>afraid of women
>want to do deadlift
>deadlift platforms are directly behind the squat racks
>only one available is behind a rack in which a petite girl with the most fit and plush little dumper you'll ever see is currently doing ATG squats
>i decide to do hamstring curls instead >go home after

>>76947590
That ass on the right. Damn...

“Excuse me, But I think I just drank from your water bottle.”
She stares at me.
“But as soon as I realized my error, i spit the water back into the bottle.”
She frowns.
“So you'll find the water all there.”

>>76947616
That is NOT the point of this thread mongoloid

>>76947622
Yeah but how does it feel like as it crushes your dick?

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>>76947590
This cute white girl with a big butt came up to me and asked if I was done with the calf raise machine. She said saw me here a lot on the weekend and asked some personal questions. We had a nice chat.

She complained about living at her boyfriends house with his mom. Talked about her fitness journey. Was signaling that she was looking for a new guy with his own place. But I didn't ask for her number cause I was expecting to see her again and wanted to build up some chemistry first.

Then I told her I was actually done with the machine and she said its fine she didn't want to use it.
She literally just used the machine as an excuse to talk to me bros.

Then I got arrested and never saw her again.
For some reason I remember that interaction more girls I met at the gym that I actually went out with or fucked later. It's the ones that got away that you miss the most.

>>76947590
I have literally never talked to a female in 7 years of going to 3 different gyms

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>>76947590
The only girl I ever talk to is my old high school/college oneitis who reciprocated my feelings at one point, but moved on after she finally decided I was too retarded to ever be more than friends and is now married to a guy who already had 2 kids


Now we still always say hi to each other and small talk but we're not near as close as we used to be.

>>76947915
Tyrone. Stay away from the snowbunnies please
t. your parole officer

>>76947590
black woman placed her purse on the preacher curl stand so i asked her if she was using it (she was taking booty pics in the mirror in fromt of it)
>what you sayin to me?
>are you using the preacher curl
>HUH? HUH?
i kind of sperged out
>*indian voice* arr yew using dis one sir
>she stares disgusted but moves her shit
>do my reverse preachers in peace
i dont know why i did that, but it worked better than normal english

>>76947590
Girl and I subtly checked each other out a while, then a little flirting culminating in me staring at her and we shared a big goofy smile. Gave her my number and never heard from her and she got fat. Idk if that's a win, prob not.

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>>76947619
Based keeper of the Eighth Commandment, I'll have a talk with the Big Man and get you a VIP pass to skip the line.

>>76947590
I cheated on my wife of 6 years with a 21 year old from my gym.
It all starts with glances, then small talk at the disinfecting station, then talking by the car after the workout. Then asking to join her for post workout meals.
Then asking me if I want my cock sucked. Sucked me off in the car then went to her apartment and fucked. I felt bad and took a shower there. She came in and started sucking me off and said lay down. She pissed on my cock and I got so fucking hard I fucked her again. Im not into piss. I didn't have a piss fetish.
Now im a married man who cheated on his wife with someone 10 years younger than him who wants anal sex this weekend. Im such a fuck up. I love my wife. But this girl pissed on my cock. Now she wants me in her ass.

>>76947590
>ask woman her name
>she tells me
>immediately asks mine and smiles
>stutter and say sorry I thought you were someone else
>spaghetti on my way out

>>76948110
>But this girl pissed on my cock. Now she wants me in her ass.
Modern women have always been the same throughout history.

>>76947590
that's A.L. generatored. look at the random rectangle cutouts in the pant leg?? the girl in the back looks pasted in

She was super flirty, said she wanted to fuck, showed me a picture with her tits out, and then nothing ever happened.

>>76948025
why was she so hostile are you ugly
or something

>>76947604
This is my only interaction, as well, with w*men in the gym.
>sitting on machine browsing Instagram or whatever
>"Can I do a quick set?"
>"No I'm using this machine."
Sometimes I get the gym janny to come over but usually they leave after a few minutes (usually without actually using the machine.)

If a gym consistently has lots of women in it I'll start going to another gym.

>be me
>cardio is always treadmill then stairs, in that order
>gym qt I've seen for years comes in
>gets on the treadmill right next to me
>literally like 20 other treadmills and I'm the only one using one
>hit stop to reset my time for a 5k
>she looks over and sees me stop the treadmill
>says something but I didn't hear her because of my earbuds
>gets off immediately and goes to the stairs
>spend my whole 5k confused by that interaction
>go to the stairs after but she's already gone to something else
I still don't know what to make of that desu

Some bitch asked me to spot her while she squatted lmao1pl8.

>>76947590
I asked my mom if i could use the eliptical

not most memorable but lasting effect

buff guy asked me to spot his bench
>i'm 95lbs that got a gym membership because of a new years resolutions

>>76948110
>>76948050
>>76947915

How are you guys getting girls at the gym?


>>76947915
How do you know if they are into you? Also what’s ur age and the girls u get?


t. autist but /fit/

>>76948294
He was trying to mentor (and possibly buttfuck) you, he didn't actually need the spot, he was just trying to get your guard down to help you put some muscle on.

>>76948231
no im a solid 7, good haircut and clothes never had girl trouble
she was clearly shortly post wall millenial just entitled. ive seen her toss her shit all over random machines she doesnt use on other days ive worked out. shes black so i assume she has a victim complex

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I had a very obviously lesbian chick ask me how much weight I was benching once. I think that's my only interaction with a woman at the gym other than just asking how many sets they have left and such.

>>76947590
I have about 10-15 girls in rotation and at some point we're going to be doing an orgy in a bang bus outside the gym.

>>76948359
That might have been me. I'll hop in to someone's workout for a few exercises then stand around the locker room naked until they see me and say what's up and ask if he's going for a pr next workout.

>look for the medicine ball
>it's not where it should be
>cute girl is there
>I ask her where it is
>she doesn't know
>I say, someone probably broke it
>she laughs and smiles
>I walk away genuinely looking for it but also feeling dumb because I was too awkward and couldn't follow it up with small talk

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>>76948319
You know what I did a whole live tiktok on dating advice and I sat there for like 20-30 minutes giving tips on dating girls at the gym.

Maybe I'll make a youtube video and post it here. I'm kind of tired of making short-form content and want a platform I can yap more on.

but the main things I'll touch on:

- Consistency
Go at the same time on the same days so you get an idea of who the regulars are and you all get comfortable seeing each other. People don't want to invest their attention into someone they're never going to see again. Most friendships develop from consistent unplanned interaction. People become curious who you are and more open to talking to you.

I suggest going at times that it's not too busy when it's a more relaxed environment.
You might have to try different days/times/locations until you find the atmosphere you looking for.

- Proximity matters
I mostly talk with people that are working out close to me. Usually between sets. I'm not walking across the room to go talk to a chick.
Test the waters by saying a casual comment about something happening in the environment, talk about yourself, maybe a light joke. An example of stuff I did:

Saw a girl practicing her handstands so I offered to help her with them. Stuck my arm out to catch her legs an hold them. Started talking. Took her to my house later that day I think. I think she got turned off by my extremely calloused hands scratching up her legs. We never fucked.

Girl in the exercise mat area was doing the same workouts as me. I asked her why she keeps copying my workouts, or I said stop copying my workouts, or something like that. Told me she was a boxer so I was play fighting with her. She came to my house a few nights after.

Me and this buildabody chick kept making eye contact with each other. When she was finally on a machine next to me I said "so what are you working on today?" and we ended up talking for awhile.

Cant type more cause the character limit.

>>76947590
Literally just today this gym slut was doing Cossack squats as an accessory and I was miring her butt pump, so I just sort of walked over when she was done and rudely fucked her anus uninvited.

Home gyms are nice.

>>76948514
oh and ill add that your mindset shouldn't be "approaching" or "hitting on" on "rizzing" a girl

in my mind I just try to have a nice conversation, getting to know them.... being social. Don't think "I need to get this girls number", just think, "this person seems interesting and I want to talk to them."

Otherwise you overthink it and you interaction become objective-based instead of just going with the flow and having a nice conversation. Only if you really hit it off and you really can see yourself hanging out with the person again should you bother getting her information.

That's why I prefer to get the number after the 3rd or 4th interaction unless it's a gym I don't go to and chances are I'll never see them again.

When you're a regular you can usually spot the wild pokemon that are looking for dick at the gym.


Also the fitness classes are a good way to meet people. I took a dance class ONE TIME and all the girls from that class would say hello and talk to me. But none of the girls from Pilates class ever talked to me. So you got to switch it up and get in where you fit in.

Another tip:
Be clean and presentable. You don't need to have a great body but you do need to be well groomed, have clean clothes that fit, and have good hygiene. There was the really hot front desk girl I had a crush on and it inspired me to always look fresh and sharp every time I went to the gym.

Also getting cool with the staff and trainers helps because the staff usually have rapport with the other members and can serve as a proxy to meet more people and build community. The Equinox staff would invite me to their parties but the trainers were already fucking the girls I wanted, and I wasn't into the girls that liked me.

Also the hierarchy of who gets the most puss at the gym

1. Gym Owner / Manager / Investors
2. Fitness class teachers
3. Personal Trainers
4. Membership sales
5. Front Desk Staff

It keeps happening so I guess it is memorable.
>go to one of two abductor machines
>hot young thing half my age is using the other one
>set the weight start going
>feel the glare, keep my eyes on my phone
>hear the pin move and the weight change
>hear three reps being struggled through
>woman leaves quickly, doesn't wipe down the machine
>look over at the weight, well at least she tried I guess. No idea why the early twenty somethings need to compete with the old man, but this happens at least once a month.

Inevitably a cardio bunny will sprint over, pull my shorts down and rim me halfway through a squat set when I can't do anything about it but finish it out

>seen a mid for some reason I was really into the moment I saw her
>do no nut novemeber
>due to that actually make small talk with her after week 2 of november
>small talk most of November
>finally ask if she wants to work out together
>actually agrees
>was more us talking to each other with light working out
>made eye contact, broke physical barrier by putting my hand out so she can help me up, smiling
>basically made it obvious as fuck I'm not just trying to be her friend
>finally we finish up
>ask for her number so we can meet up later that week
>oh uhm uh let me think about it
lol, I just went to a different gym for a week and will go back and just ghost her if I see her after Christmas. No point in acting like I care to be friends when I wasn't interested in that in the first place.

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>>76948110
>Now im a married man who cheated on his wife with someone 10 years younger than him who wants anal sex this weekend. Im such a fuck up. I love my wife. But this girl pissed on my cock. Now she wants me in her ass.
watch out bro, that's a dangerous path you're treading

>>76947590
Why are there AI generated pictures of John Cena with random black women? This isn't the first one I've seen actually.

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At one point I used to train calisthenic movements alongside lifting, and I was at the gym doing L-sits. This girl immediately came to me and started talking about it, how she also wants to learn the L-sit and muscle ups and all that. It was odd, the most attention I've ever gotten from a girl at the gym, ever. I excused myself to go to the bathroom, but instead I changed and left the gym, she probably stood there for a bit waiting for me. I was such a sperg back then, still am but now I'm married and women are no longer interesting or alluring to me.

Whenever I see a cute girl doing hip thrusts I go ask her how to start doing it, how much weight shall I use to start, and compliment her for using that much weight. Women when someone asks them advices n shit, you break ice easily.

>>76948677
Love*

>>76948589
How do you tell who’s looking to fuck, I’ve never noticed chicks looking but then again I’m cracked out on preworkout

Also is getting with girls from the gym risky as in shit where you eat sort of thing

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I once attempted some old lift I read about. A girl came up to me and said I was doing my deadlift wrong and that I would hurt my back. I tried to tell her I was doing a different exercise and she looked at me like I was a retard

>doing hanging leg raises
>tall slim qt in gymshark compliments me
>ask if i can take my shirt off to get some pump pics
>tells me her snap and invite her over later that day
>pussy’s kinda stinky
>fuck it hit it raw
>couple weeks of free sex
>6 months go by and get a random email saying I was in contact with someone who had the clap

Gym whores aren’t worth it

>>76947590
Is it wrong for her to play his WWE intro as he's about to penetrate

>>76947590
> Became friends with a roasty physical therapist
She was really sweet and very fit. I'd say early 40s? She used to go with her BF to a golds and when the new crunch opened up half of us went over there. Said hello to her one day as we were the old ,"golds 5am crew".
> Only guy doing dragon fags
I was determined during a cut to see my abs so I started doing dragon flags and eventually weighted. Had a girl doing crunches switch to them. Asked her if she wanted to try my weighted ankle bracelets and watched her struggle bus it. Sweet girl and we would always wave hi and chit chat.
Other people would do the exercise awful with poor form.
Now I have a home gym and I miss the social interactions.

>>76948605
>No idea why the early twenty somethings need to compete with the old man
It's kind of humorous but mostly offensive to feminists somewhat in denial of reality. If the shtf (Minus extremely controlled society) men would completely dominate everything like they did for 900,000 years.

>>76948701
First mistake: never explain.
Tell her to mind her own business and get lost.

>>76948701
typical woman, dunning kruger ass retard

>>76947606
>I dont talk to anyone and barely look at anyone in the gym
This. Especially women (staff excluded). Women do not even register to me and they don't acknowledge my existence either. I'm an autistic virgin btw.

>>76948110
>with a 21 year old from my gym
Stupid move bruh

>>76948589
Good advice. The mindset should be on the journey rather than just the goal

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>>76947590
I don’t have ANY memorable interaction with a girl in the gym. Nothing besides the usual “how many sets you have left….?”
Seriously, I’ve been digging in my brain for a few minutes and couldn’t come up with anything.

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>>76948110
Meanwhile I’m invisible to people (not only females) at the gym and my wife is frigid AF. Cannot remember the last time I had sex.
Life tests us the whole time, my bro.

>>76948514
>>76948589
You have good advice. Thanks.

>>76948110
Ruin your marriage for a loser that has anal sex with strangers because they bought her a post gym burrito bowl from chipotle. Hopefully you don't give your wife pinworms or cervical cancer. Piece of shit.

>>76947915
What did you get arrested for? Was it at the gym or over something unrelated?

>>76949087
This
Just wink and then do your workout and then follow her home

>>76947915
>Then I got arrested and never saw her again.
She dodged a bullet.

>>76947590
My wife wears yoga pants to the climbing gym and teases me.

>>76948692
thats the trick, these anons are the same people who could always tell. you have to study and learn the signs. look around with your eyes and see which girls are staring at men, or st you. calibrate accordingly. unfortunately you may notice a man staring at you. thats because hes gay and wants tk fuck your ass. i avoid that guy

>>76948589
Black people are more sociable

>>76948692
I mean, they aren't the ones you should be primarily looking for. You maybe see them once every couple of months.
But it's the ones you never see at your gym. Out-of-shape girls wearing very revealing clothes and looking around to see who's looking at them. Kind of doing bullshit workouts while looking around at the men in the room and smiling at some of them.
This is in contrast to the the girl NOT looking for dick who is avoiding eye contact, big headphones on, looking at the ground or her phone between sets, and highly focused on her workout.

And under any circumstances NEVER interrupt a girl in the middle of her set to talk to her. Don't hover around her waiting for her to finish so you can talk to her either.

Thats why I say go at a consistent day/time so that you get an idea of who's who and can spot the wild cards when you see them.

>>76949444
I threatened to kill Jewish people.

>>76948319
I don't wait for a girl to be "into me" to talk to her. I ignore all the comments on the internet about being a "Creep" because they're usually made by people who don't want you to get any pussy.

I'm 37. The girls I usually talk to are in their 20s and 30s.
The younger ones are usually Latinas they seem to like older men.

>>76947590
>Hitting hop
>Gym owner comes with her friend to me
>"Hi, are you [anon]"
>"Yeah"
>"Really? You look really different, totally not the party type, wait, are you the brother of [my brother who has the same name]?"
>"Ah, yes, our parents really didn't pick their brains for names haha"
>Her friend "ohh yeah, [my brother], you know, that guy (hard to explain but she made a hand sign of having banged my brother"
>The owner "ohh you are so bad I was with him too!"
>Stand there awkwardly for a bit and then move my bar yo continue my set
You'd think two women coming over to you to tell you how they sucked and fucked a more attractive guy and you reek of virginity is straight out of a cuck manga, but it really happened.

>>76949957
They were hitting on you dumbfk

>>76948701
she was trying to talk to you moron

>>76948110
Sounds fucking awesome, godspeed anon

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I'm still new to the gym, but I had this tomboy cutie who wanted to pick up a plate to do crunches or whatever. I don't know why she asked me if I was using it since I was curling with dumbbells, but damn she had a lovely climber physique (vid related). We smiled awkwardly at each other but that's it, I haven't seen her again this month despite going at the same time as when I saw her.

>>76948624
guerilla advertising for his Buck Fuckem movie

>busy time at gym around 7
>Try to get a machine see a guy place his phone and leave
>Watch im go back to another machine
> assumed he was just gonna clean it and come
>starts doing sets on machine
>Grab his phone put it on floor and take machine
>has been glaring at me since

He's a 5"7 manlet dyel didnt care

>enter gym
>cute girl who works there gives me perfunctory greeting
>she is scantily clad
>stare at floor to avoid looking at her ass
>mumble response
>shut out the world and focus 100 percent on my workout
>keep my eyes glued to the floor on the way out so i dont see any XXX rated booty shorts
>go home and play vidya
>wake up
>fap
>go to gym...
>girl who works there wearing some other new fad of extreme leggings that show every interior curve of her ass to the public
>stare at floor...

its and endless fucking cycle I am so tired of this futility. I am jacked, I have the physique of a Greek god with nothing to show for it

>>76948110
This is one of the weirder situations I've ever heard of.

>>76950014
This.

>enter gym. Clue The Ride of the Valkyries
>pretty girl who works behind the counter stares at me like I’m the Elephant Man who just walked in on his first day of membership
>she wears just enough clothes to register a yoctogram on a precision weight scale.
>i stare at floor to avoid looking at her sexy pouting lips and her Caribbean blue-water eyes
>mumble “hey there sexy cupcake”
>shut out the real world and focus 1000 percent on my workout
>start to walk out. clue Alone Again Naturally.
>keep my eyes to the floor on the way out so i dont see her muscular twin buttocks flexing to mock me.
>go home and try to play with myself. However cannot maintain Perfect Form and can’t stay erect.
>cry
>next day go to gym...
>girl who works there is replaced by Brutus. He is kind and gentle. Asks me if I am competitive body builder. Burst into tears.
>He holds me until the tears can no longer flow.
> feel I owe going gay for him
>six months later,we have set the date for a summer wedding
>we are all gonna make it

>>76947590
Ive never had an interaction further than “are you still using this”. What would I even talk about with them?

The receptionist is nice to me though, she even remembers my access code since I go nearly every day.

>>76947590
I have no memorable interactions with girls at the gym.
Besides that, they're all either old or obese.

>>76947590
They acted like they weren't leftovers

>>76947590
My gym has an explicit "Do not scare the hoes" policy (They keep the coaches employed). There's signage at the door and on the walls. Very few aren't with a Friend/Coach/SO, and they do their instashart meme routine + 20 mins of treadmill and leave. The price point scares off kids, brokies, and weirdos that can't hang.

>>76947590
I had almost gotten into a physical altercation with a dude with a whore girlfriend. I could easily have put him in the hospital.

>>76947616
He must work out.

>>76947590
>woman using the only deadlift platform in the gym to do e-z bar curls
>notice and begin setting up in front of a squat rack to do deadlifts
>"are you going to deadlift? I can move"
>"t-thanks"
i don't talk to women and actively pick different exercises if they are too close to the equipment I want to use

>>76947915
brown hands wrote this

Russian hoe meme PT had 2 clients, then leaves them and comes right in front of my bench (in front of dumbbell rack) and starts doing goblet squat "warmups" with 10kg dumbbell ass next to my face. Puts db back to rack and then stands next to my bench and stares at me for several seconds before returning to her clients
I obviously avoided looking at her (held strong eye contact with db rack)

A pawg approached me once and asked for my number. The next night we were making out in her car outside of the gym. She took my wizardry a few days later.
There was another little short stack Mexican girl that would ask me to spot her on squats and shove her ass into my crotch. One time her friend said "yeah we're watching you!" When I was doing a bunch of weight on the leg press.
There was another pawg girl that would follow me around the gym and try talking to me she was hot as hell but I was scared of her because she was a single mother.

I'm not a Chad or a social guy or whatever I think there just aren't many good choices of men in the gym so they figure why not him

>>76948110
based lad

I was doing legs the other day when an old lady approached me to help her set a chair for her
I did it and she was happy and said thank you
I was able to lift more than usual and I think it was because I felt good from helping an old lady
It aint so bad sometimes

>>76948110
Dunno if you're there man, but I recently ran this gauntlet. 3 year relationship in the hole, attacked in my sleep, thrown out of bed, slept in my car, all history from my phone shown to the world, family knows, parents, friends and school friends, all know about me cheating on my gf with this engaged chick who let me do nasty shit to her. Lying in bed at my parents house writing on 4chan, while all my friends are with their wives and newborns....it was worth the sex, do the anal, cut ties and be done with all of it. Don't do what I did and get catch.

>>76947590
>Friend of a friend comes into the gym
>She waves at me and tries to talk while I'm on the stationary bike
>I'm high as fuck and sweaty so don't want to embarrass myself
>Nod, smile and give her a wave
>Put earbuds back in
>blast chechen sufi hadras to limit perverted thoughts around gym women (I'm not even muslim)
>close eyes and cycle as hard as I fucking can
>open eyes and see her walk away with a pissed off look on her face in the mirror
Whoops fellas. Think I used too much of my power there.

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>See 2 girls bench-pressing, though only really moving the bar 1 inch up and down
>Walk up to them and mention that they'll probably see more gains if they do it properly and bring it all the way down
>They say something non-descript and as I walk away I hear them giggling
The only other time I can remember is when I was like 17 and my school class had gym for PE and one of the girls was going a leg-press machine and hyper-extending her knees which I told her not to do, and she seemed genuinely thankful for it.
I can remember like 4 interactions with women in total despite working out for 6 years

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>>76947610
>"Did you see that?!"
>"Yes."
>"Good."

>>76948518
didn't know they made dancing blowup dolls

>>76949466
winking is improper form you fucking noob

>>76949551
>my wife goes to a public place full of a bunch of other men and teases me in particular and absolutely nobody else

>>76952336
what is it about those muslim chants that make your endurance and will to succeed skyrocket

>>76947915
is this what brown men fatasize about?

>>76949881
>I ignore all the comments on the internet about being a "Creep" because they're usually made by people who don't want you to get any pussy.
that's feminism in a nutshell

>>76952319
lmao you will do it again
> it was worth the sex, do the anal, cut ties and be done with all of it. Don't do what I did and get catch.

very funny anon. even when you lay in your grave you're talking about digging another. kino

>>76947962
> The only girl I ever talk to is my old high school/college oneitis who reciprocated my feelings at one point, but moved on after she finally decided I was too retarded to ever be more than friends

I never got over this too, it has been years. I'm thinking about installing Tinder or something like that even if it disgusts me to see if it will help killing this tiny nonsensical hope that maybe she will change her mind again.

>>76949881
Yeah I get what you mean now, thanks. I’m into the varbie, big headphones regular types who take it seriously. I’m told my buddies I’m too chalant, any tips?

>>76948514
>Webm
wherever whores go...

>>76948514
Your height brother?

>>76947590
I asked a pooner if I could work in on the squat rack and said pooner then autistically rambled about how gojo or whatever was "transition goals" while I was trying to do my sets.

>>76948514
Imagine the smell.

>>76948231
Have you ever spoken with a black woman before

>>76949881
>threatened to kill Jewish people.
How does someone get arrested for this
Just so I know how to avoid it

>>76949957
Just say you're even better than your brother in bed
Women are very malleable

>>76950461
>actively pick different exercises if they are too close to the equipment I want to use
Same DESU. Avoid at all costs

>>76948605
Qt3.14 tried to do deadlifts next to me and got smoked.

>>76948110
>who wants anal sex this weekend
Why you suddenly want to fuck a man?

>>76948110
Anal is the last frontier for me, and my beautiful, loving wife isn't interested in the least. I don't think I could cheat on her, but also life is too short not to do everything I want to do.

Moot point anyway. I'm too flabby and middle aged for the question to arise.

>>76948110
>Oh, my name is Chris, by the way.

>>76949375
That's grim. Do you ever think about divorce and finding a true mate? You can still turn your life around, its never too late.

>>76947590
>interaction
>with a girl
what do you think i am, a normalfag? ;_;

>>76947915
that image.. hold on.. are you the brownoid /pol/ "whites are bbc slave race" poster? LMAO

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>>76947590
How the fuck are you guys talking to women at the gym? I've seriously never had a conversation with a women in the gym. God I'm such a fucking loser.

>>76947590

JOHN CENA is a REAL CHAD, not that loser clavicular.............

>Go up to qt girl on machine and ask her if she’s done
>She smiles and looks in my eyes and says yeah
>Start adjusting machine a certain way
>She starts spilling spaghetti saying wow I didn’t realise you can move it like that, I see you here a lot tehe etc
>feels like she’s on the verge of getting flirty. She seems flustered but into it
>My gf walks over so the girl walks away seeming a bit sad and we continue our workouts

Doesn’t sound like much I know but I’ve never experienced that energy from a girl in the gym

There's this dark haired, bubble butt Latina chick at my gym, we train at the same time fairly frequently. I've never really interacted with her before, often exchanged glances and once I saw her at the supermarket afterwards and offered her a little cookie from the packet I was eating. Just as a way to break the ice.
Since then we never interacted. And it has been almost a month since that happened. The other day we passed each other and she made a point of NOT looking. So decided to write it off.
Anyway today, at the gym, training, she's there too. We exchange glances a few times, but due to yesterday's coldness I just kept to myself. As I'm packing to leave she's doing the same. Our eyes meet and she gives me a huge smile, I return it and carry on packing.
As she's walking out she turns to me and gives me a big wave goodbye.

I get alot of smiles and looks at the gym. So it's nothing too out of the ordinary. But to go from one extreme to the other is so confusing. And then to wave goodbye to me...
We've literally never spoken.
But well next time I see her I'll ask her name.
She's extremely cute and would happily oblige.

>>76947590
Not the gym but on a hike.
>almost done with cut
>leanmaxxed
>on a hike
>rail thin girl waves at me meekly and says hi
>I look at her and keep walking

>>76956397
>offered her a little cookie from the packet I was eating
Goofy ass nigga

>>76947590
400lbs 35 year old hog offered to suck me off and I accepted

>>76956397
>AH CAINT FIGURR OUT DESE WOMMIN LADDY, ITS ALMOST LIKE THEY RUN ON FLEETING EMOTIONS AND SUCH, SO MUH LOGIC CANNAUE EXPLAIN IT

>be me doing curls? I forget.
>zoomer haircut guy and his girl are near me.
>facing mirror, I see her not side eyeing me but full on turning to me and eying me.
>zoom guy says something to the extent of, are you kidding me? Take a picture already! Stop looking at him.
>she blushes and side eyes me everytime he isnt looking.
>I move to a different machine doing chest fly.
>she open mouth looks at me, zoomer guy gets pissed and says something I couldn't hear.
>they leave, as they are driving out im doing farmer carry and this time I look at her and smile.
>he looks at me
>looks at her
>I can see his mouth say "are you fucking kidding me!"
Never saw them again.

>>76947915
>Then I got arrested and never saw her again.
why is it always low inhib himbo retards who get pussy...

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>>76947590

Happened very recently actually.

I've never had trouble with women, have always had gfs and stuff and this is the first time I've been single for an extended period of time.

I would make eyes with this woman at the gym (later find out she's 22 and I'm 30 for reference) . Started out as the natural progression, we look at each other, eventually we hold eye contact longer, we smile, then we start waving. Now usually, I always have my headphones on and I'm just there to hit some heavy weights and PR or ER but since she started always showing up at the time I would work out, I started not putting them on, then she did the same. So one day, I start up a conversation since we were working out beside each other and it flows naturally. We start speaking every time we see each other and eventually I ask her out.

I made it clear that I wasn't looking for a gf and she was open to it, so we've had a dinner together which went great and she wants to come over to my place after the holidays so all in all pretty positive experience for my first time actually approaching a woman at the gym. It's looking like we have a friends with benefits scenario on the horizon but even if it's just a few casual encounters that would be fine as well. She's very fit, tight ass since she hits glutes all the time but face is like 6/10 but in a cute way.

She also mentioned she noticed me squatting 4 plates and was impressed, this was like the 2nd time we spoke. So women absolutely notice your lifts.

>>76957185
when you shut off your thinking it links you to the same brainwave that women are on.

>>76955792
it's not worth it desu, vagina is peak

>>76955792
it's cool but you have to fuck your girl silly and then pull her legs back and slowly insert it - but ask her if she wants it while youre sliding it in by the tip.

>im wearing a shirt that says “ENEMIES” in the Friends tv show font
>hot Indian next to me has a FRIENDS tv show shirt
>we look at each other at the same time and start cracking up

>>76948110
This is why I love this board. I love you anon. Men like you natures elect.

You make chad look like an incel

>>76955724
I got in trouble because the person I texted had reported me to the FBI and claimed that she feared for her life despite the fact I've known her for 18 years and not once did she respond asking me to stop texting her.

They said
1. I used an electronic device
2. Exhibiting a course of conduct
3. That caused, or can reasonably be expected to, cause to distress or put one in fear of bodily harm etc.

Most of what I said was just ranting my frustrations with how racist jewish people are and how much they mistreated me. But I threw in some hitler was rights and that I would kill a jew one day.

You can't say anything specific either. Don't say "I will do x"

I also had a previous criminal threats charge so that didn't help.

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>>76947590
>be me, very tall
>wear short shorts to my university gym
>fill up my water bottle
>it takes ages
>finally turn around
>see the girl on the rowing machine (who is facing away from me) has taken an over-the-shoulder selfie of half her face with my ass very obviously in frame
>she quickly hides her phone
>she looks at me very sheepish as I walk by
>picrel
This gym even has women and non-binary only (no men allowed) times and im getting creepshotted by them for fuck's sake

>>76957479
This is some world class hoe scaring.
Generational, even.
Also, you got arrested for stalking, no matter what the official charge was.

>>76957502
>>wear short shorts to my university gym
well she probably meme'd you

>>76957523
Maybe. She could have been mirin with her friends (it was on Snapchat) or printing a photo she can use for inspo, or anything else. Girls have always said my ass is great. What I’m annoyed about is that girls can sexually harass me but not the other way around. It’s a double standard.

>>76947590
Cena has been on a black women arc lately

>>76954745
need

>>76957277
Haha that’s funny. I love moments like this.

>>76957502
Should have reported her to staff

>>76957502
Isn't taking pictures in non-public spaces illegal because that shit gets uploaded to the cloud almost instantly? What do you do in this kind of situation?

>>76947590
one time while i was resting between tricep pulldowns some bitch did this weird arm wrap around me and tapped my side waist to get my attention about some grip she wanted that was near my foot. felt unnecessary to do all that. only mad cause she was a 6. no 6 should ever be touching me like that.

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>>76958762
Wtf are you trying to imply a woman did something wrong and that she should be held accountable??

>>76958893
I'm sorry, ma'am. You're absolutely right. Please, go ahead and take another picture. The next one is on the house.

It was my privilege.

>>76947619
kek

>>76949957
You and your brother have the same name? Based

>walk into the gym
>there's a girl doing a thing next to where I wanna do a thing
>go to do my thing
>she does one more set and leaves
>thank god

>>76947590
The last time I trained at a commercial gym was 20 years ago and the only girl I interacted with was my sister. In fact, the only interaction with a stranger was when I was using the cable machine and a roider came up to me and complained that I was making noise when the weight stack accidentally hit the bottom.

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>>76947622
Coulda fooled me

>>76952437
underrated

Hard to pick

Bogged barbie staring me down with fuck me eyes to the point I even started to feel uncomfortable.

10/10 Asking to rotate in and out on a machine I was using and her joking to me that I looked like I was gonna die on my last rep.

Mid face 10/10 body congratulating me on a killer hacksquat drop set from 3.5pl

Aside from bogged barbie I don't think the others wanted anything to do with me but the fact that they spoke to me was pretty cool.

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I will let you know when it happens

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>>76947590
>am tranny
>hitting lower body body
>40kg Bulgarian split squats
>quads and glutes are burning
>put on warhammer mechanicus soundtrack to help me lift the weight with my weak fleshy body
>nail sets
>feelsgoodman
>waddle over to hipthrust machine
>tunnelvision from previous set but still loads up 120kg
>do 10 reps
>want to get up to grab some more weight as a shadow appears in my corner
>guy who's always there when i'm in stands 3 inches await for me
>'youre pretty strong ehe can you show me how to do this'
>my antisocial personality kicks in as now i have to speak in public
>try to do girlvoice
>as i shift tuck shoots loose
>reply in the most booming bariton voice
>'yeah man just put your legs like 90's degrees and dont arch your back
>look of pure horror appears on his face as he is faced with the consequence of his actions
>not only did he hit on a tranny but a man voiced pavarotti tranny
>everyone around is looks at us as we're nust staring eachother in silece
>'yeah ehe thanks for explaining good workout'
>guy awkwardly shuffles away with spagetthi in his compression shirt
>deal with the fact i finally got hit on in the gym and i not only ruined it but also outed myself
>solid snake to the door as to not reveal shitty bulge tuck
>didn't even finish my workout
>got gainsgoblinned by a man and now my legs will forever be dyel
>still never held a man
kinda wish this was a lie but it isn't

>>76947604
>excuse me, that weird guy with long greasy hair over there just walked up to me and asked me to shit for him, I think it's a fetish thing idk
>>76948235
stop hitting on women trying to work out anon. she had a boyfgriend

>>76960802

I'm digging that ost man. I have to ask, what's your relationship like with your father, or what was it like when you were young?

>>76947590
Besides the 2 women i fucked from meeting them at the gym, nothing much

>>76960802

I just had a thought listening to this music you recommended and I know you're probably not gonna respond but I just wanna say my thought. I don't know any trannies irl and it's not something I ever thought I could have gotten into under different circumstances, but I'm listening to this music, and I'm wondering if there are some men who just want to achieve something completely impossible and no matter what they'll just keep going up against it no matter how many times they fail no matter what it is they will just keep going and going, and it's been obvious to me for a long time that a lot of gays and trannies are amazing people, and I'm just wondering if the logical conclusion of what I'm thinking about would be a man trying to become a woman. What do you think about that?

>>76947962

I'm sort of in a similar situation. Except we actually dated and were each other's firsts for a lot of things in high school. We broke up, lived our separate lives, and got married to different people. We each have two kids with our respective spouses. We were just never single at the same time over the last 20 years. The chemistry between us is undeniable though. I'm trying to fuck.

I might be a piece of shit, but in my defense my wife has turned into an old prudish biddy over the years. She went from a DTF, any time, anywhere, absolute cum slut for me - to a prude, overly reserved, lights off, missionary only, boomer in the bedroom that puts out once a week. I'm going crazy with blue balls, and my ex is looking finer than ever while I'm in the best shape of my life getting thrown starfish pity fucks once a week.

A girl asked me to film her lift for her and was clearly hitting on me but I wasn't interested so I just looked autistic

>>76948608

I hate when that happens to me

>>76960802
>as i shift tuck shoots loose
hot

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>>76947590
I told a girl today where the 12 kg dumbbells are placed.
She smiled and thanked me.
The end.


WAGMI.