Am I allowed to have protein powder twice in one day?
>>76947708ask your mother.
>>76947708Have you met your protein goal for the day? If yes then no, if no then yes.
>>76947708are you brown?
>>76947723no
>>76947724good. i dont care for brown people.
>>76947708Anon you may do whatever you like :)
>>76947708Have you got a loicense for that?
>>76947715Good advice
>>76947880What if i want to bend you over the desk and ravage your puffy little boyhole
E.R. Doctor hereOne time had a patient wheeled in, paramedics said he overdosed on whey protein, took 3 servings in 6 hours We immediately administered intravenous gas-x, but it was just too late, the farts had gone parabolic.Farted himself to death right there on the gurney. And continued farting for 90 minutes post-mortem.
>>76947708Only if you are an adult, otherwise I will tell your mom that whey is evil steroids
>>76947708Am I allowed to have preworkout twice in a day?
>>76948155Are you gonna workout twice in a day?
>>76948163No but sometimes I’m lazy and don’t start for a while and it wears off
>>76947708Twice a day? Whoa man you crazy
>>76948136Imagine TheSmellllllllllllll
sometimes i think we all owe it to ourselves to move on from pepe and wojak
>>76948155it better be caffeine free.
>>76948288Then no>>76948593Never
>>76948593To what? He's cute and I like having a silly little guy to post
>>76948593KYS
>>76947708Not unless you want to kill your kidneys
>>76947708Yes>>76949011Just drink more water
>>76947708When my old job started running random drug tests I decided to start cutting my protein powder with Nesquik (never failed a test, thank God) until one day my niece found the box and made herself a milkshake. I panicked and lunged in to snatch the glass but it was too late and I could not prise the glass from her grip. Around 2 weeks later our town newspaper wrote about a series of incidents involving homeless people being beat up and I still wonder if it was Her. I haven't told her mother about the Nesquik and I don't know who to turn to.
>>76947712Fpbp
>>76947708You shouldn't have it ever if we're being honest Between it being a suboptimal source of protein and the likelihood it's contaminated with heavy metals and other toxicants, it's best to just eat real foodYou can only process 0.8g/lb of LEAN body mass anyway If you can't get that from real food, you just simply aren't going to make it
>>76948000What if I want to throw you off an interstate overpass so trucks can mash you into faggot pâte?
>>76949891drinking water is dangerous, don't risk it
>>76948593total sharty death
