When all through the gymNot a thing there was stirring'Specially your one-arr-em (lol)The bars and the plates there were hung on the racksIn the hopes that St. Nicholas would hopefully come backThe lifters were nestled all sleepy in bedWith visions of gains for next year in their headsAnd (You)r mom in her kerchief, and me in my capHad just settled down for a post-workout napWhen outside the gym there arose such a noiseI sprung from bed, thinking it was the boysDown the gym I flew like a kiteOpened the door and turned on the lightThe sweat and the stink from the workouts that dayAwakened me fully, much to my dismayAnd then through the window before me appearedA bitchin' sled hotrod and 8 swole gain-deerAnd there in my gym, so muscly and thickI knew in a moment it must be St. NickMore rapid than cardio anons they cameAnd he grunted and farted and called them by name"Now, Squatter! Now, Bencher! Now Deadlifter, Natty!On, Rooner! On Coomer! On Roider and Fatty!To the top of the rep! To the top of the rack!Now squat with your legs and deadlift with your back!"(That's all I've got for now /fit/ feel free to add more. Merry Christmas you filthy animals.)
Assing to the ground, in open squatting rack.O'er the mirrors we go, mirin all the way
>>76950421Beautiful
>>76950421>gain-deerkek>Now, Squatter! Now, Bencher! Now Deadlifter, Natty!On, Rooner! On Coomer! On Roider and Fatty!Lost. Good work, OP.
>>76950755I’m not trying to be a dick, but how do you read the OP and then make your post? It would be like picking up the guitar Eddie Van Halen just set down after playing and playing the guitar center version of smoke on the water.You should feel bad. I wanted to make sure you knew how you should feel.
>>76952508>not trying to be a dickyou are being a dick though
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>>76952522I know. That’s how these things work, you say “I’m not trying to be X..” and then you can proceed to be X and it doesn’t count against you.
>>76950421Merry christmas fren :)
