I hate drinking 2 gallons of water daily. That is all.
>>76952117Now replace the water with coffee.
Are you a roidtranny on massive amounts of gear trying to thin out his blood so his kidneys and arteries don't explode?
My wife just blew me on the couch while we watched The Grinch. WAGMI.
>>76952121I'm bulking while holding a job and pounding my teen coworkers, I don't even have time to browse 4chan because every second of my free time is drinking water, supplementing and pissing. I sneak in some shitposting while eating tho
>>76952127Does she also drink your piss? That's pretty much the only reason I'd marry desu. Having girls go to the toilet on my behalf is the most convenient thing when I get the chance.
>>76952133No.
Honestly my sex drive is the main thing pushing my water consumption. I'm destroying midget-height 12th graders and jacking off to loli before heading to sleep. Also megadosing zinc so there's nothing to cap it. Fat asses and small tits to manhandle, not holding back, feeling bad afterward and craving for another round. I'm an absolute glutton.>>76952156Shoulda got her started first time you fucked her desu. Missed the boat but there might be a second departure. The girl I would've married when I was in high school (boomer delenda est) demanded I'd always piss in her mouth. Then every girl after became my toilets like it was normal.
>>76952188holy fucking BASED anon are you real life gigachad?
>loli poster>claiming they get laidRofl
>>76952197No. I was groomed by insane women. I'm trying to become Chad by bulking
>>76952203Where I live there's no real men who would do all this. It helps that I don't sperg out or get squeamish either. I've accepted my role in life. But more than that, small women, whether they're on a screen or in front of me, gives me the little bit of meaning I need to go through my life while keeping my mouth shut.
>>76952117Wait until your prostate gets enlarged
>>76952117Y do something so dumb? This is eight (8!!!!) literEndemaNDEMA
