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>Women don't care how strong you- ACK!
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>>76952680
>1 hour left in christmas
>she still hasn't texted me merry christmas
is it time to move on lads? gettin real tired of her reindeer games
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>>76952688
Anon, it’s over and it also sounds like it never began.
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>>76952688
Yea it’s over bro
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>>76952690
>>76952699
thanks bros just told her i want something more consistent shes annoying and pisses me off 99% of the time
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niggers.
sneed.
niggers and sneed.
sneedsneed niggersniggers.
niggers and sneed.
gallon of sneed.
gallon of niggers.
put them together
and you get
niggersneeding.
sneedingnigger.
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>>76952700
>I hate her
>I wanna be with her

The duality of man
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>>76952715
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>>76952688
take a dump on her car and write your name in poop

then it'll be over for sure
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>>76952688
yeah it's donezo. Pick your weeping pussy off the floor and get swiping so you can have an easy date in time for New Years
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>>76952700
Good job. It’ll get lonely maybe but you won’t regret it. Stay strong, you can do better than that shit.
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My gf weighs 100 lbs more than me
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>>76952688
Kek
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>>76952879
If you can't squat her she's not yours
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>>76952754
>get swiping so you can have an easy date in time for New Years
Kek good luck op
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>>76952896
SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU SON OF A BITCH
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>>76952680
I'll hadouken a bitch 5ft back then fuck her
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>>76952680
my gf use to say she didn't care about muscles when we were dating
two years later she's asking me to flex whenever my shirt is off and begs to bridal carry her around the house
never believe any woman who says they don't care how strong a guy is
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>>76952680
I can't stand when women flex their bfs drop discord please
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>>76952740
Good pussy will do that to a man. Or no other options
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>>76952680
just dont date a hog, no woman is worth throwing away a good fizeke for
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>>76952680
I went from 60 to 90 kilos squat in about a month and a half. I think 100kg is the least to be considered a human being, as a man. Almost there.
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>>76952680

No one respects a weak man period. Both physically or mentally. If that idea makes you upset youre probably one or both.
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>>76952680
Even power lifters struggle to lift 300 lbs hippos
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>>76952754
>>76952906
I installed tinder the other day but all I match with are transsexuals or fat girls, how over is it
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>>76953110
inconclusive, that's the normal experience for non-Chad
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>>76953110
>all I match with

You're tuning your ELO toward trannies and fatsos you moron. I'm married to the girl I met in 2018, but I've been out of it for a while. But my only advice for that shit is swipe only 5 times a day. Like, 5 right swipes a day. Only on hot chicks that are clearly real, and not instathots farming followers and/or bots. You'll need basic ass self control, but most in our coddled society fuck that up.
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>>76953110
sounds great to me bro, good luck
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>>76953110
Listen to this anon, he knows the truth.
>>76953118
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>>76953110
Most men get zero matches, decent men get fatties and trannies.
In 2026 the standards for dating apps are really fucking high.

If you want actual good matches you need to
- build 10kg of muscle
- cut to 8-10% body fat (model lean)
- hire a professional photographer

If you don't have these kind of pics, uninstall all dating apps, they only waste your time and attention.
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>>76952680
>my first rav-

get out
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>>76952688
Yeah it's over, better luck next time
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>>76953118
I’m gonna start doing this to see if I get better success
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>>76952688
>>76952700
Yeah dude. I actually completely forgot about mine lmao. It’s time to move forward in life bro. I will share a little story
>have similar issues with on again off again bitch
>wants to see me
>get her a plane ticket last month
>she cancels last minute knowing I can’t refund the ticket, seemingly just did this to play games for some kind of sick fun
>was last straw any feelings I still had vanished moved on immediately don’t have time to waste on bitches like this, start to forget about her, not even mad at the plane ticket thing just see her as some bitch I used to fuck
>visit dad on weekends to do laundry and help him around the house
>go to nearby bakery in the morning before I go to his house for a shitty cheat meal breakfast once a week
>new bakery girl started
>can swear she’s giving me eyes but chalk it all up to she’s Judy’s oing her job
>Mfw she keeps giving me extra shit for free
>try to chalk it up to she’s just being nice
>see her again last weekend
>interaction was way more involved than normal alas how I’m doing etc etc
I realized I’m going to meet new women, better ones. Even if this girl is just being friendly, it’s the truth. I’m just gonna keep focusing on me doing what I’ve been doing. Whenever I do that I just randomly meet a woman, when I’m not even looking for one it just happens.
>>76952700
>shes flippy floppy
>has you second guessing
>90% of the time causes you to feel negative (the 10% are bread crumbs to keep you on the hook btw)
Let me guess. She tells you one thing then her actions reflect the total opposite. She cannot talk or communicate worth of jackshit. You used to see her often at the start, fuck like crazy and now she just wants to use you for attention over the phone when it’s convenient for her you go weeks or months without talking then she hits you up like it’s no big deal lmao. Yeah mine was all the same ways, she would even call me her BF even after a year no contact
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>>76953148
Don’t fall for the doomposting I’m skinnyfat and have the thinnest forearms going but still get matches even with terrible photos.

Just give it a go for a week and see what happens instead of waiting forever.
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How big was the op girl anyway? Bro was like " you know i cant hold 350lbs on my shoulders....it was at that moment bro realized it was an 8 story tall crustaceon from the paleolithic era
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>>76952688
>reindeer games
Stop dating Santa’s daughter, bro. It didn’t end well for the last dude.
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>>76952927
They all do that. And not just with the muscle stuff, but with other shit too. I hate this manipulative, lying bitches so goddamn much and I hate that I am horny for them
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>>76953352
Bro then asked "What do you want you god damn monster" and the monster replied "I need about tree fiddy"
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>>76952680
Never date a girl who goes to raves or parties.
She is a whore. Simple as.
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>>76953352
Small enough that any grown man should be able to carry her
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>>76953577
Imagine trying to lift her up and stumbling, so you fall on your back and her asscrack on your nose. That would be so embarassing haha
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>>76953577
>2025
>Women dress like actual prostitutes
Are these the product of single moms or are there functional households that see their daughters behave like whores?
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>>76952879
Lucky man.
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>>76953590
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>>76952680
Joke's on you - I'm a nervos anoretic. I tried Sam Sulekmaxxing but it doesn't scratch the same itch... Nor does it get me the same validation from chicks.
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>>76953586
Years ago I used to think it had to be single mothers, or girls who have a poor relationship with their father. But with the way modern women and girls dress in all settings and environments, it’s clear that it’s just become normalized, and I bet also that fathers are now conditioned to be afraid of controlling what their daughters wear and their bodies. Girls wearing their short shorts, girls wearing crop tops, inappropriate swimsuits, wearing inappropriate shit all the time.

And it’s probably all caused by social media
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>>76953617
Nah, my uncle told me they were the samy way in the 80ies. Women are two-faced sluts
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Uncles new German girlfriend has got a bit drunk at Boxing day lunch and is now getting a bit touchy-feely with me when he's out of sight.
Is it ok to quietly tell him to maybe take her home?

What's the usual protocol here /fit/?
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>>76952688
It's over
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>>76953646
Nah man, with the explosion of social media and girls and women being inundated with it and seeing how the women who dress like sluts get the most attention, it’s worse than ever
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>>76952688
you should move on but you won't because you're a pussy worshipping simp
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>>76953647
>Low inhibition German
Damn
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>>76953749
>women who dress like sluts get the most attention
There's your problem. Stop rewarding sluts with positive attention.
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>>76952957
Girl in the pic doesnt look like a hog tho.
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Even when I was a medically underweight skeleton man who didn't lift, I had no problem letting people sit on my shoulders. I did it at shows all the time. I learned that fireball burns like hell when you get it in your eyes because a girl who was sitting on my shoulders tried to spit it into my mouth and missed, and I still had no problem keeping her balanced on my shoulders while wiping my burning eyes.

>rave
I hope the boyfriend was just having a case of ketamine legs.
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>>76953110
>all I match with are transsexuals or fat girls
Are they hot?
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It's not about strength, they just prefer when they feel considerably smaller than their man
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>>76953590
Been trying to get her to work on her stamina so she can spend more time riding my face
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>>76952927
>>76953425
Most of the time it isn’t that they’re lying to you, but rather that they’re lying to themselves to try and cope with the hand they’ve been dealt in life.
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>>76952680
What is even the context of this post? Did she break up with him right afterwards? Or is this past tense?
If it's the former then good riddance. If it's the latter than she likely just has sour grapes.
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>>76954103
^poor reading comprehension here^
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>>76953425
brownoid scams
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>>76954096
Ok but I hate them regardless for that. And their bulllshit about asking me to eat unhealthy stuff with them because they can't do it alone, the shit with their hair in my shower and a billion other things.
>>76954131
Fuck off simp, there isn't even a hint of brown skin in me or my ancestory. Go pay an OF slut
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>>76952680
has she tried not being fat?
even the skinniest guy can pick up a normal weight woman, they weigh nothing.
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>>76952680
>rave slut
H A R D pass
>>76952688
You deserve better, anon. 99% of women are solipsists though.
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>>76953647
Spitroast her.
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>>76954259
I do not possess two cocks anon.
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>>76954286
Sad, that there are still singlecocks out there. Hop on the bio-ingenering train like the rest of us. I have three cocks, seven hearts and four livers now
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>>76952688
did you text her merry christmas?
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>>76952680
women are a meme
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>>76952680
she is right
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>>76952688
Only replying cuz you got d u b s.
Do people really give a shit about this!? I don't text anyone back their trite birthday and Christmas messages, at best you get a stupid thumbs up or one word "thx" /"u2" if not straight up ignored. I don't even mean to be rude, I'm just usually doing something else the whole day or don't have time to phrase it all cute and stuff. I have no reason to care what anyone thinks anymore.
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If we take this twitter story at face value then it seems like the friend would have known the bf is a skinny dyel and would not have been able to compete the piggy back ride. This means the friend deliberately brought it up for the purpose of shaming the boyfriend. Now I am not one to argue against shaming dyels but I am against sneaky femoid tactics.
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>>76955707
>Now I am not one to argue against shaming dyels but I am against sneaky femoid tactics
I chuckled
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>>76952680
Women's preferences change depending on the age of the man. Essentially, you can start out young and cute and your strength doesn't matter, but as you age you need to grow some muscles.
> <25 lean boymax - abs abs abs
> 25~35 "athletic" (just lean boymax plus muscle)
> 35~55 can let the bf% slide slightly in service of packing on the beef, but don't get fat
> 55+ hang onto as much muscle as you can for as long as you can, but shift towards longevity focus
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>>76952917
post your face and will
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>>76955842
This. My gf mores my manly body nearly every day. From my hands to my arms and chest/back, down to my glutes and thighs.

She’s also mildly autistic, and I’ve noticed autistic women are much MUCH more “traditional”, liking traditional masculinity and brute strength.

They are also EXTREMELY sexual.
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>>76956178
This is obviously your mom texting back
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>>76956178
>What if I would've been fucked up and bleeding if I hit my head on the corner of the table in my room?
This is peak feminine energy. It's hilarious you think this is masculine energy. Masculinity does NOT scare your girlfriend, you fucking wuss. Masculinity gives your girlfriend security.

You won't like this, but she is going to break your fragile heart. She'll either cheat on you or commit emotional infidelity. Hope you weren't expecting a long term relationship, let alone marriage.
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>>76954061
Some trans are but I’d never fuck another man, I’m straight and I’m sure they look disgusting irl without makeup and perfect filter photos, fat gurls are just fat so they aren’t really attractive their face is chubby
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>>76956188
What are you TALKING about?? Are you ESL? I know infinitely more about women and being a man than you do.
>be me
>be hypoglycemic after working a super busy shift and not eating anything since noon
>be too tired to make food, take sleeping pill and low dose THC/CBD gummy like I do every night
>wake up in the middle of the night to piss
>feel massive wave of nausea come over me as I put my dick back in my underwear
>come to, am on the ground in the room next to the bathroom
>get up to get to my bed
>wake up again, confused as fuck,lying face down on the hard wood floor, taste blood in my mouth
>move toes, move fingers, SLOWLY get up
>no blood on my face, blow nose, blood comes out
Bro I face planted on the floor and I was bitching about how my roommate didn’t come check out what was going on when he heard the sound of a grown man slamming down onto the floor TWICE within 10-20 seconds in the middle of the night in a dead silent house

Where the fuck did you get all this bullshit about masculinity and her breaking my heart from? Lmao. Get a life you loser.
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>>76956240
Anon you have to remember that most /fit/ posters are virgins who've never left their house
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>>76956240
Lol. Lmao. If you ask nicely, maybe your gf will let you borrow one of her tampons.
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>>76956267
Many such cases
>>76956268
LOL. She probably would; I asked her to show me how to use her sewing machine, so the next logical step is obviously tampons :)
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>>76956277
post body (you're dyel and she fucks other men [me and some black guys])
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>>76956277
I genuinely hope, for your sake, that you are trolling and that this is your bro. The only way you wouldn't find this clingy bitch exhausting is if you're also a clingy bitch. Which, based on your texts, you are. Fair enough.
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>>76956303
>mentions black men out of nowhere
Oh. So you’re literally an Indian “person”. Lmao.
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>>76956303
That's just sad anon. Why are you like this?
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>>76956277
jesus fucking christ dude
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>>76956329
you look fat and old. there's a reason you're only posting your forearm here.
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>>76956499
he's posting his fat fingers too. and taking a bathroom selfie because his living space is disgusting
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>>76953425
>grr I hate women I’m horny grrrrrrrrrr
Get over it faggot
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>>76952927
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>>76955842
who the fuck cares what women 25+ want lmao
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Chicks have small brains
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>>76956549
holy truth nuke
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>>76956456
Being sweet with your woman is not shameful
Nts btw
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>>76956329
you got some fat fingers ngl
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>>76956549
>work in industry that caters to the kind of people that eat out of vending machines
>believes this sample of the population is representative of the whole
>develops personal philosophy based on this belief
>spews it onto the Internet as fact
>14-year-olds on a Himalayan tea ceremony slurp it right up
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>>76956913
>is a retard
>doesn't get the point
many such cases
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>>76952680
you tell the whore she's too heavy.
I can squat a lot but if the whore weights more than 60kg I just won't pick her up, sorry (also why would I have a fat whore as a girlfriend in this reality? I don't know)
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>>76952715
are you secretly him
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>>76956936
>60kg

how short are you????
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>>76956994
how fat is your girlfriend?
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>>76952680
She sounds fat. Tell her to stop blaming her boyfriend because her weight starts with "Toyota"
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>>76957034
yeah she ways toyota78 pounds
fucking retard
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>>76957022
..I don’t have one. But if I did I wouldn’t care about how much she weighed unless she was like 250 pounds or more. When I weighed 250 lbs I looked disgusting so
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>>76954286
>I do not possess two cocks anon.
He meant literally. Harlots have lots of protein.
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>>76954503
I feel like this is the most important part.



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