Gyms should just remove jump boxes all together
Someone stupid doesn't need anything at all to hurt himself. A floor or a wall will do.
With all the people sayingLAKNIGHT!YEAH
nigger's airpods fell out like he was lego game character
>>76957520>bodybuilding isn't function-ACKShoulda stuck to lateral raises senpai
>>76957520Plyo boxes are fine, just remove the retards
>>76957520nah remove the bald retards
The problem is lack of education. People don't know what they're for. That retard clearly thought it was some sort of a jumping test. You test your jumping by touching something with your fingers the boxes are just so you don't wreck your knees practicing they don't need to be at the limit of your ability or even close.
>>76957520should have worn a helmet chud
>>76957520His faith was...lacking.
>>76957520What a stupid thoughtless faggot. Why would you do that shit anywhere near other people let alone right NEXT to them?
>>76957520Thats what happens when you dont have a box loicense. Brits were right all along
>>76957822What does that even mean? Go back to your containment thread retard.>>>76957048
>notices critical medical emergency>first re-racks the weights"Mission comes first,and lives of men second."
>>76957520Not good. He went into what is called 'fencing', which an involuntary, primitive reflex where a person's arms go into an unnatural, rigid posture—one arm extended, the other flexed—resembling a fencer's stance after a severe head impact, indicating a potentially serious brain injury, especially to the brainstem, and requires immediate medical attention
>>76957931thanks chatgpt
>>76957520In the dudes defense, he almost had it. Icarus flew too high this day.
>>76957797This is, unironically what might have saved him. The momentum carrying him forward may well had been enough to propell him upward if his stack had been against a wall and it didn't break down immediately. This is all a straight up physics issue.
>>76957520His belly is moving so he's fine
>>76957773I didn't know that. But don't you have to jump off anyways?
>>76957880>critical medical emergencyClearly baldie's condition is stable. Dead, but stable.
>>76957520>difference in seconds between life and death>the one time a guy bothers to re-rack the weights
>>76957555kek
>>76957989What could he have done? The guy broke his neck or something. It's probably better for the other guy not to touch him at all
>>76957797depressing. Another squash court bites the dust
>>76957931>>76957972>>76957986>>76958006I think baldie probably survived unless he had some kind of serious brain bleed after that which wasn't treated properly. May have been a broken neck, but his spinal cord did not appear to snap given the breathing after impact. He basically fell into the recovery position, so first AIDS would pretty much just be into immobilized C-spine and transport to hospital since he was breathing.>t. has taken EMT-B course
>>76957797hers was about chest height. op's was above his head i think. then again, men should be able to jump higher than women proportionately. so this solidifies his kwab status
>>76957520Kek, you know that dead bitch wanted to be like his sweaty apeball gods
You wanna get rid of the pullup bars too? Why don't we just get rid of all the gym equipment and turn the whole thing into a gay strip club
>>76957978you put a foot stool on one end so you can step off nicely
>>76958154classic. here's moar
>>76958161>crossfit>not even once
>>76958161What's the point in saving a lift outside a competition? I know form can't always be perfect but if I'm not in control of the weight, instant reset and try again
>>76958161What was Billy butthole even trying to do? I don’t like cock so I’m pretty clueless on crossfit but it just looks like a murder attempt lmao.
>>76957520he was just trying to become a better man
>>76957520what's even the point of jumpcels? just lift weights
>>76958214Crossfit's version of clean and jerk but you have to try and salvage all lifts no matter how terrible it is
>>76957986He was just ART(assuming room temperature)
>>76957520Can't you just jump without something to jump up to?
>>76958294and look like an autist? no thanks
>>76957520>his kettlebells are there tooIt checks out these people I swear to god
>>76958294Yes but the shock you absorb is much worse. It nice to have something you can jump your strongest without having to deal gravity and momentum after.
>>76958294landing at a height engages muscles landing on the ground can't
>>76958161This looks like even more of an attempted murder than the other video of the guy guy who went "whoops!" and dropped plates on someone laying on a bench
>>76958334Add weight?
>>76958357But it's a seperate skill to vertical. I'll just jump with 25s on an oly db like a zercher it's pretty nice. Save the parkour for without added weight. But yeah I'm aware it's a different exercise entirely that's why I don't even do it. My vertical is lacking in the stiff legged position.
>>76957989Hebdidn't know what happened exactly. When someone has a spine injury, you don't touch them. Just call the ambulance. Others might have done it.
He didn't fly so good
>>76957520HIS EYESPOPPED OUT OF HIS HEADHIS EYESPOPPEDOUT OF HIS HEAD
>>76958174Man. Crossfit must be a chiropractor's dream. The only people dumb enough to do Crossfit are also dumb enough to beliece chiropractors are actually helpful. Just an endless fountain of retards for the biz. If I were a chiropractor, I'd sponsor every Crossfit program in a 50-mile radius.
>>76957520It’s always some fucking boomer trying this shit too
He heard you get CTE from boxing and had to see if that was true.>the little wet patch where is sweaty head landed KWAB
>>76958392Look at formulas for momentum and inertia
I'm glad peoples' egos get them injured at the gym.They deserve it.
>>76957520Was that his eyeballs or his teeth?
>>76958635yes
>>76958420>just drop the weights>call the ambulanceversus>hmmm something bad seems to have happened>let me remember here....hmmm yeah these go back here>now let me try to assess this here situation>poke him, well he's not all the way dead>maybe i should call the ambulance (never does)nobody ever accused gym guys of being too smart
>>76958647he stayed frosty instead of adding chaos to an already chaotic situation, that's what you're supposed to do
>>76958161I really hope that retard went to prison. Doubt it though.
>>76958161retard almost took both his own elbows to snap city at first
>>76957797>she will never jump on my dick:(
Wheres the webm of the grandpa fucking up on the jumpbox after watching a zoomer hottie?
>>76958974Not with that cattitude.
>>76957520Boxing such a stupid sport.
>>76957797> The game has bounce physics
>>76958647>Let's just leave more tripping hazards for a real first responder to eat shit on, two more head injuries today and the next one's freeLet me guess, you work out at the library?
>>76957797With Christ she believed
>>76959012Come on you guys, honestly. Lift your game
>>76957520>>76957745What this guy said, boxes for plyometrics are fine, the retards are the problem. If this guy didn't fuck up a box jump, it'd be a clean and jerk, or a bench press, or a snatch, or some other meme shit to wreck his life in an instant. People try to max out and it really isn't required, especially when you're a balding 40 year old and not competing in any sport. He could have spent his time doing single leg squats, proper box jumps, multiplanar box jumps, and working on knee and hip stabilization through lots of direction changing training in his cardio and plyo. Instead he decided to do skullcrushers with the floor.
>>76958473I regret nothing more than dropping out of school before becoming a physical therapist.
>>76957520This fucking retard is pulling his knees up to his forehead to try to make it onto the boxes. Fucking moron isn't training his vertical, he's working his hip flexibility. He'd be better off just stretching. I hope he died.
>>76957520Why would you want to stop Darwin from working his magic?>>76957745>>76957754What do you think he was doing?
>>76959168kek
>>76958154>doesn't even close his hands on the barHe deserved it
>>76957520Doesn't even look like he hit that hard.
>>76957520Is he gonna be alright?
>>76958161manlets... our response???
>>76958970ikr. injury was bound to happen, it's just the crossfit way.
>>76958194you'll never save a lift in competition if you never save lifts in practice. that said nobody in this webm is competing in anything, crossfitters are just retarded. especially the coaches for letting this happen
>>76958154is this how they teach you to do pull-ups now? jesus fucking christ no wonder everyone's a homo.
>>76957555
>>76957520>bald>beard>glasses
>>76957797plapable.
>>76957520When I was young we used to jump our neck height in karate class. We used a simple tape, if we didn't get over it, the tape would snap and not our necks like in the video. Plyo boxes are retarded, I'm sorry for the gut.
>>76959232I laughed at this more than it's reasonable
>>76958647not my problemlet me re-rack these weights and then you can cry about it
