>>76958138
I started using the park near me to exercise before work in the AM and then someone got murdered at it overnight. Mfw I was probably working out while someone was being murdered 100 feet away

>>76958138
A blonde milf's virgin asshole and two mai tais

Had 5 days off from work for Christmas, all I did was go to the gym a few times. I was ready to go back to work by Friday night

>>76958167
I'll skip the mai tais but my wife's virgin asshole sounds good. 15 years of marriage and she still won't give it up - maybe this'll be the year.

>Feel good during Christmas time
>send merry Christmas to all my friends
>send one message to my ex
Her best friend calls me a day later telling me that she misses me and if we could try again. I mean I just wanted to say a wish and I get into this situation. What do?

>>76958329
Fuck the bejeezus out of her for two weeks and then block her number.

do pregnant women act crazier?

>>76958138
Water

>>76958347
Yeah
>>76958329
Don't do it

>>76958329
>>send one message to my ex
My brother in Christ, do not pursue

>>76958329
>he still has an ex's number
lmao

>>76958428
>>76958413
Well i was the one breaking up with her back in the day. I was also her first so i think that's why she is kinda wet that i've sent her a text. I don't even think she had sex after me but yeah her friend calling me is kinda insane.

>>76958413
Okay. My sister is pregnant. I’m living in her husbands family owned condo since they moved out and bought a bigger place. She texted me and the convo went like
>do you want dads old trumpet
>if I had the space I would take it but it would just sit in a closet
My closet is 50% filled with their old crap that they wouldn’t take with them and won’t let me get rid of. The entire place is under 400 square feet.
She tried to pressure me on this then said
>I’m gonna donate it then, and you have plenty of space we have 3 times the amount of stuff as you and we had plenty of space for everything
Her logic is “when me and my husband lived there we had plenty of space for the stuff we owned so you should be able to store other people’s stuff there no problem.” Like at what point can I acquire my own stuff if there’s no fucking room for it I can’t take more of other peoples stuff when I already don’t have room for my own stuff.
>gets upset when I don’t immediately respond, then texts saying she has other stuff which they meant to leave here that she needs to store here
>texts again saying I could store the trumpet on a shelf as a display piece
I ended up never replying and asked our dad how I’m supposed to communicate to her that my home is not a storage facility for her and her husband.
Turns out the trumpet was our grandfather on our moms side who I never met (died when I was an adult btw, guy put his second wife before his family). So I told my sister oh yeah I don’t care if you donate that then she replies
>I wasnt even offering it to you
As if she didn’t just send a dozen texts trying to insist I take it on top of the other crap from her home.
I pay rent to live here. I have enough space for basic furniture and a small corner to cram my personal stuff. I had to build a corner shelf to store supplies like paper towels and toilet paper. There’s already a ton of crap I’m being forced to store here that no one wants

>>76958445
>my home

>>76958138
Ex keeps contacting me every few months wanting to see me. When I agree at the very last second she makes an excuse. She doesn’t “back out” she blames other bullshit like it means she’s void of being guilty, probably in hopes to keep me on the hook. Idk how this is entertaining for women.
Last month I had a week off from work. I paid for her plane ticket, confirmed with her 2 weeks in advance. Push came to shove the mornin game was supposed to arrive and she (26 years old btw) said her parents wouldn’t let her.
Last thing I told her was
>ok hmu if you’re in town we can get together if I’m free
She knows I’m off again, she said she would try to come visit me.
Didn’t hear a word on Christmas, birthday is tmrw.
Let me be clear, she was only ever pussy to me. I didn’t mean to make her my gf. Like my literal first thought when I saw her for the first time was “she would make a great side piece while I look for other girls to date seriously”. She’s not even really my ex we fucked at the start then never saw each other again.


I’m never responding to her again unless she were to say she’s in my area and wants to see me. I totally forgot she existed after the above happened just out of exhaustion until I saw the other anon talking about his ex in this thread. No text on christmas, doubt I’m hearing from her tmrw. But like clockwork she’ll hmu again in another 3 weeks.


I’ve met a few other girls this month at least, just annoyed over being played with by a hoe I’ve dumped gallons of my cum inside of already

>>76958456
>lol that’s not YOUR home
You’re right I just pay to live here and have been fixing all the broken shit. It’s my home faggot.
>akthually I was implying an apartment isn’t a home it’s an apartment
A home is a home. A bum living in a box under a bridge has a home.

>>76958445
>My sister is pregnant.
Dude my sister is pregnant aswell and went on a family dinner the other day and a grandma told her new guy that he shouldn't neglect his son (because he doesn't wanna see him after he got divorced) and my sister got mad and started screaming and left after eating. She said that the granny was rude because it was the first time he saw the guy

>>76958478
I’m not quite sure I’m following, she’s a single mom? And her new boyfriend got divorced and because of that he doesn’t want to see her kid? Or it’s his kid and he’s also a newer boyfriend and just doesn’t want to be in the kids life, despite being at a family dinner? I don’t follow
Either way yeah it seems like it makes them crazy. I guess hormones and all that.

>>76958476
My dude, get the fuck out of there. That will never be "your home" so long as it's owned by someone else. The fact that it's your BIL's place just makes it 100x worse. I assume you're getting a discount on the rent because family, too.

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>that bleach/poop hybrid smell from shitting in a recently cleaned toilet
Clean it up again, janny

>>76958499
There’s more to the picture than I care to explain. This is actually perfect for a single guy my age. But yeah there will come a day in which I leave. I’m gonna want more space. A yard, a garage. And that’s regardless if I meet a woman I want to marry and have kids with or not. But yeah I am getting a discount on rent. It’s not cheap, it’s fair for family, but it’s less than half of what most people in my area pay. It’s less than people pay to have a roommate here actually. The other option for me until I finish this degree is go back to living with my parents and I’m not doing that at this age if I have the option not to.


I was mostly just bitching about the space thing, but more so just talking about how perplexing my sister was being. Had my head spinning didn’t even know how to respond to her she’s normally the most sane most chill person I know

quit vaping cold turkey Friday, almost texted my boss saying I was quitting yesterday lol. tbf I do hate my job and have 100k saved up so its not the most irrational thing I could do

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Just water, please.
I’m tired, even writing this feels like a chore to me, I was a NEET of few years, started lifting, not gonna lie at first I just wanted to get girl attention, got the physique, kinda got the social skills, lost my virginity, got the matches on le dating app, got the attention I wanted but I feel fucking empty.
I don’t wanna waste my energy chasing girls, or socializing with normies, I can put on a mask and act like I care about it but deep inside I don’t, I guess I faked it for so long that it drained my life energy in a way, I was unironically happier when I was playing Counter Strike 1.6, MU Online with my bros in lan houses back in 2007, playing footy on the streets or raiding/pvping in WoW for 15hrs a day or watching Dragon ball with my brother and eating instant noodles.
I don’t know, maybe being inside and alone for so long broke me forever, I can’t trust anyone due to years feeling remorse, hatred, despair, I feel no empathy whatsoever for anything at all, I don’t even go to family members funeral, all I care about nowadays is focusing on my career and making money so I can die a comfortable life alone.
I have no desire of creating a family, I despise women in a way and just see them as a ways for me to get some momentarily pleasure and that’s it, is this some kind of mental illness? I really hope some anon can help me understand why I’m like this.

>>76958588
>die a comfortable life alone
>comfortable
Nice cope anon

>>76958138
I'm wondering if bathing my balls every morning in a bucket of ice will tonified my aging scrotum

Also since Christmas my farts are smelling death and I have difficulties to recover from those dinner. Is Christmas overrated?

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Another year on my own, 2026 will be different right guys?

>>76958468
Don't waste any more time or energy on her.
Don't respond or reply to anymore messages.
She's just using you as a pick me up ego boost.
They do this so fucking much it's beyond boring.

>>76958669
Nope, it'll be the same.

>>76958670
I’ve lost any little interest that was there man. When I was with her she would get on my nerves at times so much I would kick her out so I could just jack off instead. It’s less personal with her and more a personal with me huge pet peeve when people try to lie and play games with me. Half of why I bought the ticket was a final test, literally told her “if you miss the flight I wouldn’t expect to ever hear from me again” I literally knew what was up I just needed to confirm it I guess

>>76958670
Real. I just went through something similar. All talk until you try to make something happen, then it's excuses.
>>76958669
Nothing ever happens

>>76958436
This is very SEA-coded

>>76958705
Pretty much. I get it all the time and generally almost always expect it from the get go.
Often ill give the girl two chances. Maybe, on a rare occasion, three.
If they flake out the second and don't offer up another time I'll just write them off and move on.
I've got more important things to do than chase some bitch for breadcrumbs.

>>76958533
>half of what people in my area pay
Alright man, I think you use this opportunity to wind up some savings and just kind of roll with the punches they throw. In the meantime, sounds like your sister is off her rocker and has a zero percent chance of conceiving an incest baby - some would count this as an opportunity.

>>76958138
Weird end to the year. I broke up with my gf of 4 years after realizing I was stuck in limbo, pretending to be happy while resenting her lack of ambition, minimum-wage job, constantly loaning her money, and her never paying her MEASLY $700 share of rent on time (I was paying 2k and most housework too). I also lost attraction – she gained weight and drank heavily, hiding bottles under piles of clothes in her closet. This week I texted her that I’m throwing out the dead plants she promised she’d pick up and clean herself – 2 months ago – and that I don't give a crap about the remaining $800 she owes me. I can’t move forward with this resentment hanging over me, especially since she has no intention of paying it back anytime soon (“when I'll be more stable” my ass). So fuck her, I am done.

After that, I reached out to a girl I used to semi-mentor at work. She’d just been laid off, we met for coffee, and I made it clear I wasn’t looking for anything serious. She stayed responsive, so I thought I was good for something casual. Three dates later, I bring her to my apartment, we make out, suck on her tits, play with her pussy, make her cum, only for her to stop and say she can't have sex or she'll “get attached.” How exactly can I be grabbing your tits, cuddling you, feeding your physical or emotional needs, and that doesn’t make you attached, but when I want to fulfill my needs THAT'S the red line? Of course, she was fine continuing like this – me taking her out, paying for everything – while I’m left standing with my dick in hand (literally). NUH UH. Told the bitch this shit isn't going to work. She left, I deleted her contact, and now I’m free.

Now I’m waiting for January. Signed up for a wrestling course starting first week of Jan. I'll hit up my friend to help take some good pics of me so I can go back to online dating after such a long time. Hoping to finish my solo album by Feb and finally join a band. 2025 was miserable. I won’t let 26 be the same.

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I've decided I'm not going to be blackpilled anymore because being blackpilled is for Indians and I'm not a stinky Jeet.

>>76958329
fuck it, what have you got to lose?

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>>76958138
>Open this thread
>One for my baby(And one more for the road).mp3
Got sick yesterday, think I got a viral infection from my gf. Was keen on lifting all days of the week after christmas but I'll have to rest for a while...

>>76958976
Damn anon, the way you describe your relationship reminds me of myself, sadly. 5 years relationship, gf lives with me in my house but has been jobless for 6 months now, I pay all the bills and she cooks and cleans, but still she spends a lot and there's barely any sex. The thing is she takes care of the house and took care of me while I was sick but I barely feel like there's a reason to go on anymore. Thinking of going abroad to do a master's degree just so I can have my life for myself again, maybe married life is not for me. I miss living by myself, going whenever I want and having my money just for myself.

I don't get paid till Thursday but I might spend some of my xmas money tomorrow on some JD and coke and have a few leading up to the new year. Been a rough year. Been training hard over it and a bit injured as a result so I need some downtime.

>>76959070
>living paycheck to paycheck.
there are people here who are on such levels of poor? lol

>>76958976
I’m glad you realized it man. I don’t have to put into perspective but
>doesn’t pay her rent, takes your money too, financially drains you
>doesn’t help around the house despite having presumably an easy job
>gets fat and unattractive
>drinks
>CREATES more mess for you to clean
I have had many bros in similar positions so I’ve seen it 3rd person so many times. I always dump my GFs at the first sign of anything like this, well beyond I’ve ever moved in with any so I have never been in that situation myself. It sounds fucked. I hate being around people too much so I can only imagine how stressed and on edge I would be living with a bitch I didn’t even at least want to fuck who acted like that

I'm 25 and have never been on a date.

>>76958138
I only have a pair of 15lb dumbbells and my routine has been
>alternating bicep curls x10
>reps 11-20
Super set each rep with a hammer curl so right arm curl, right arm hammer curl then left arm
>reps 21-30
Same as reps 11-20 but then I end it with double arm (both arms same time).


My biceps have blown the fuck up. This takes me to failure. My biceps are hard as a rock now. I’ve been doing this every 2-3 days. I’m not even sore after. It’s very light weight for me, would doing bench 1pl8 with similar reps do something similar? Just like 3x30 reps? Would it help with strength at all? I’m going to have to try out a 35lb dumbbell and see if I can do more reps now I guess


Is there any logic in this? Would this work on other body parts? I want to try it with pushups and dips and pullups but I’m still out of shape and can’t do as much as I used to. Would love to do the same but like normal pushup x10, normal pushup and diamond pushup x10, and then another 10 with another variation. Maybe that deck of cards thing.

Life is hell

>>76959212
lmao

>>76959212
Yeah

>>76959099
Heh, could be worse. I went on my first date at 25. Stopped seeing the girl after I learned some not very nice details about her. Haven't been on another date since (27 now).

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>>76958138
brandy alexander
>committed to a cut hard this year in June at 245lbs
>currently sitting at 185
>visit parents for christmas
>hit the gym i use in the summers between classes and see a regular who's been there over the 4+ years I trained there
>"you lost so much weight, man"
feels good man

>>76958329
I don't know your situation with your ex, but giving second chances are always a good thing. At least if it doesn't work out this time, you know it's time to fully move on.

Finally got a break between classes, but I'm spending it preparing for my next classes and coding.
I was close to purposely failing a final to retake a course, but I wouldn't be guaranteed a spot in that class. The waitlist was already full and closed by the time I could register. Though now I might not even be able to take the next class as I'm on another waitlist for a required class.

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>(5/10 26yo) girl from friends group is going shopping with her older (~33), richer and in most aspects superior boyfriend and making him dress like the abusive ex from highschool who she lost her virginity to
modern dating is literally a humiliation ritual for (most) guys

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My dad started walking with a cane today.

:(

>>76958976
Dude, the get attached girl would have put out in another 2 dates, tops. Meantime you could have wrangled a blow job out of her.

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>>76958138
I just turned 32. Should I get married? I'd like to have kids eventually, but I think around 30 is also prime time for smashing childless cat ladies.

>>76959536
Sorry anon

>>76959586
you were supposed to be married 10 years ago
>pretty cool your grandpa is our pop warner coach
>oh no, that's my dad

>>76959591
If I knew what I know now I could have made the right decisions but 10 years late is pretty normal these days tbdesu

My job makes me want to kill myself, and the job market is over inflated for the fact that nobody is actually hiring.
Phantom job postings, shit AI everywhere, jeets and chinks breaking shit all the time.
The answer is clearly violence, but society isn't ready for it, so I might have to be violent to myself and leave it all behind. It feels like the only honorable path.

>>76959599
You have to be 18 or older to post here

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Bang Root Beer, please. Finally decided to stop letting my money sit in a regular savings account and got around to making a ROTH IRA as well as a high yield savings account. A little late because I've been putting it off for years but it was much easier than I thought. Started to browse around for a used Honda to have a more reliable second car. Also started to get back on the apps to try and find a gf. Don't know how to describe it but it feels like I've woken up. WAGMI.

>spent the entire weekend doing literally nothing, don’t even leave the house or room, just waste, rot, useless, think about how miserable and worthless I am
>now Monday comes and I get to go to work, where I spend my subway commute thinking about how much better everyone there is than I am, and the same at work
I can’t believe how miserable lonely and pathetic my life is.

I just downed a six pack and I'm about to sleep.
gf wanted to go to the beach tomorrow, so I started looking up potential unexplored beaches in our area. she decided to invite friends, which is ok, I don't mind socializing. they changed it from unexplored beach adventure to a boring ass beach that's around the corner, which kind of disappointed me, but today we hung out with some of her gay friends and we all agreed to go to a secret beach you can only get by car

it's all cool except now all the girls bailed and it's gonna be me with my gf and a bunch of homosexuals. it's not like I care about girls I mean I'll get married in two months but at this point I'd rather just go to the everyday beach with, you know, normal girls with boyfriends, rather than with the lgbt community + my girl. feels kinda like a gay excursion into an exotic, unhinabited beach in which the only pair of tits is the one I see every day and there's a fuckton of gay penises flailing around. I'll probably get drunk as fuck and pray I don't get molested when I pass out

>>76959801
at least you go out for work. I've been working from home for a year and a half. I'm so sick of the smell of my own farts

I don't understand how to date someone or hell how to even get laid. I'm 33 and a virgin and it just never works out for me. Clearly i'm a sperg but when i go out with work buddies they pull everytime, even the ones already in relationships. I always get compliments from girls and women on how handsome i am, but it never goes beyond that. All my work buddies tell me how i should be slaying because women clearly want me and yet i can never close the deal. I hate myself.

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>>76959807

>>76959807
Your gf wants to have sex with a gay man

>>76960041
>I don't understand how to date someone or hell how to even get laid. I'm 33 and a virgin and it just never works out for me.
Me too, bro. Me too